Dear obby

[sbp]

Dear obby:

I just saw Halle Berry is separated from her husband. (http://www.bayarea.com/mld/mercurynews/news/local/6909397.htm) Think Halle wants some vanilla in her hot chocolate?

signed,

-white boy who wishes to be anonymous

[cheapie]

as df pointed out, she's only half chocolate, so.....

[tweeteresa]

shouldn't this be in the entertainment forum....?

[oblongmelon]

Dear White Boy,
If you ask me, Ms.Berry needs less vanilla and chocolate-and more protein. Maybe you can help her out with this issue..Ms.Berry has been quoted more than once as stating she likes a good piece of meat..so If you're a butcher-you'll have an in with this delicious diva-I think she's on the Atkins diet-because one time,Derek Jeter said she liked her buns held.. Best of Luck!
~Obby

[Jenny]

hahaha Great reply