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baggio248
10-08-2003, 08:28 PM
From ap.org
http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WHIZZINATOR?SITE=CALOS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

"LUBBOCK, Texas (AP) -- Some West Texas men on probation are in trouble again, this time for using the Whizzinator to help them pass court-ordered urinalysis tests.

In the past six months, five men on probation were caught using a realistic-looking prosthetic that dispenses synthetic, drug-free urine, Lubbock County sheriff's officials said. One was caught by an alert officer who heard something unusual in the restroom.

"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,'" said Tom Madigan, interim assistant director of the Lubbock County adult probation office.

The device, reusable and available in five flesh colors, is sold by California-based Puck Technology for $150. A prosthetic penis is attached to an undergarment resembling a jock strap and connects to a pouch containing dehydrated urine. Water is added to the pouch and a heat pack can be attached to keep the urine close to body temperature.

Company owner Dennis Catalano has sold the device and one designed for women for about four years, mainly through an Internet site. He said what he does is legal.

"How people choose to use it is beyond our control," he said. "But we manufacture this and sell it for people who believe we still have a semblance of privacy in this country."

The five Lubbock men caught using the device will probably get their probation revoked and return to jail, said Dan Rowan, a probation office supervisor.

They also could face additional charges. Under Texas law, using a substance or device to try to falsify drug test results is a Class B misdemeanor, which carries a maximum penalty of 180 days in jail and a $2,000 fine.

Catalano isn't safe, either. Selling or making a device or substance intended to falsify urine test results is a Class A misdemeanor, with a maximum one-year jail term and $4,000 fine. Authorities haven't decided whether they will seek charges against the manufacturer.

In 2001, two San Antonio probationers caught using the Whizzinator were prosecuted and sentenced to 180 days in jail and fined $2,000, said Susan Reed, the Bexar County district attorney.

Reed considered pursuing charges against the company, but said she would have had difficulty showing that it sold the device in her jurisdiction.

What doesn't make sense, Rowan said, is that offenders sometime spend more on devices to beat the test than they spend on drugs.

"It seems they will stop at nothing," said Rowan, noting that sometimes offenders use their children's urine to try and pass tests. "They won't continue with their sobriety, and they'll exhaust any method possible to continue with their drug usage.""

DaFunkyUnit
10-08-2003, 09:08 PM
:disa:

kei2
10-09-2003, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by baggio248
In the past six months, five men on probation were caught using a realistic-looking prosthetic that dispenses synthetic, drug-free urine, Lubbock County sheriff's officials said. One was caught by an alert officer who heard something unusual in the restroom.
i realize this wouldn't solve the whole "sounds like plastic clinking against plastic" thing, but why don't they load it up with REAL drug-free urine? it seems a lot easier than making synthetic drug-free urine. you offer a drug-free guy $20 for a cup of urine, load up your false bladder, and you're all set for that drug test. seriously people. you go buy yourself a fake bladder and then you're too cheap to spring for real urine? come on.

bachviet
10-09-2003, 07:18 AM
Those men are desperate.

thatonefilipinoguy
10-09-2003, 09:05 AM
Scary what some people will do to avoid the law.

cheapchinese
10-09-2003, 10:53 AM
"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,'" said Tom Madigan, interim assistant director of the Lubbock County adult probation office.

.....lolz
man.....that dude must have been really bored to stay outside the door to find out about that...

they should have just use the toilet water instead...
the people in my school, never flushes...

guiseppewv
10-09-2003, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by chosenfool
prolly cuz fake urine doesnt stink as much when left standing (no pun intended). urine will start to smell bad when its "aired". real urine in a pouch, packaged and shipped will "turn bad", so to speak.

I think you are right about the "turning bad" thing. The different molecules in urine will probably start to break down after a while. Also, if there was liquid in the pouch it would probably cost more to ship, and there wouuld be a chance of it freezing while in route and causing the bladder to burst.

kei2
10-09-2003, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by cheapchinese
they should have just use the toilet water instead...
the people in my school, never flushes...
It'd be all diluted. After all, there has to be water in the toilet before the person uh makes a deposit. I still say semi-fresh real urine is the best bet here. Most guys would gladly fill a container for you for a few bucks. It's not like you'd have to store it for a long period of time.
EDIT: I mean... if I had $20 for every time I took a leak, I'd be one rich dude. And hey I'm drug-free, so now I just need to find some druggy that's going to be drug tested and has a whizzinator.