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GilbertsGrape
10-08-2003, 11:59 PM
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I always give 100% at work

12% Monday
22% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
6% Friday
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What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
FINALLY - there is a mathematical formula that will answer the question:
What makes up 100% in life?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U
V W X Y Z
is represented numerically as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K (mathematically) is...
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
While, Hard work and knowledge will get you close,
And, Attitude will get you there,
Bull**** and Ass kissing will put you over the top. !!!

bachviet
10-09-2003, 12:01 AM
Ass kissing is always the best... ;)

RoniMan
10-09-2003, 12:39 AM
:heh: :heh: :heh:

Showtime
10-09-2003, 02:16 AM
And catching zzzz's is good for over 100%....

-jel:halo: