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blueindian
10-09-2003, 05:51 AM
Bush Swears He'll Hunt Down Osama and Saddam, But Says He Can't Find a Treasonous Betrayer in His Own Administration Because It's Too Big
October 9, 2003

A BUZZFLASH GUEST NEWS ANALYSIS

By David Sirota

The Bush Administration on finding Osama Bin Laden in Central Asia:

“We're going to hunt them down one at a time…it doesn't matter where they hide, as we work with our friends we will find them and bring them to justice.”
- President George W. Bush, 11/22/02

The Bush Administration on finding Saddam Hussein in the Mideast:

"We are continuing the pursuit and it's a matter of time before [Saddam] is found and brought to justice.”
- White House spokesman McClellan, 9/17/03

The Bush Administration on finding the leaker in the close confines of the White House:

“I don't know if we're going to find out the senior administration official. I don't have any idea....This is a large administration, and there are a lot of senior administration officials”
- Preisdent George W. Bush, 10/7/03

A BUZZFLASH GUEST NEWS ANALYSIS

http://www.buzzflash.com/buzzscripts/buzz.dll/quote

RoniMan
10-09-2003, 07:24 AM
:heh:

thatonefilipinoguy
10-09-2003, 08:48 AM
haha :heh:

cheapchinese
10-09-2003, 10:46 AM
haha....Bush is just so funny~~ i'll vote for him one more time just to see what other crap he can make up.

attgig
10-09-2003, 11:24 AM
that's right...

you go Bush! it's easier to find a killer than a leaker...

:hmm: :confused: :rolleyes: :P

Showtime
10-09-2003, 04:26 PM
Originally posted by cheapchinese
haha....Bush is just so funny~~ i'll vote for him one more time just to see what other crap he can make up.

:stupid:

-jel:halo:

InfiniteNothing
10-09-2003, 05:35 PM
Shhhh, that's not what you're supposed to be remembering. And remember, it's not about Sadam, Osama, or Weapons of Mass destruction, it's all for some false sence of national security.

Ladogaboy
10-09-2003, 06:34 PM
:2far: