out of context....

[The Happy Squirrel]

im just complete bored out of my mind
maybe you folks might be able to come up wth some amusing statements which in a conversation would be complete innocent but taken by themselves just sound horribly wrong...
come on....
shock me!!
heheh :angry:

[RoniMan]

this would work better lying down...

(this is an ACTUAL statement i made to someone when i was massaging her. i actually meant it as the fact that massage works better laying down. however, there were 6 other guys around me, and they just started cracking up)

[djradam]

Originally posted by RoniMan
this would work better lying down...

(this is an ACTUAL statement i made to someone when i was massaging her. i actually meant it as the fact that massage works better laying down. however, there were 6 other guys around me, and they just started cracking up)


well, i hope it worked ;)

[RoniMan]

:disa:

[DaFunkyUnit]

Lawyer: "Did you check the briefs?"

[zenbooty]

Sentence:

"Suddenly, rough hands gripped his package, and he felt himself borne up."



Context:
Its a line from "The Gift," a Velvet Underground song about a lovesick geek who mails himself to his girlfriend during summer break. (I actually posted the whole thing a couple weeks ago)

[GraingerGuy]

Any music teacher...

one, two, three, four....PLAY!

I'm am just waiting for the day that I'm going to do that on accident and my students laughing at me for the rest of my life....:)

I actually did have a band teacher who did that....we still laugh at her. :D

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by GraingerGuy
Any music teacher...

one, two, three, four....PLAY!


took me a while to get that...the joke i mean.

[revil]

i still don't get it

[kei2]

Originally posted by revil
i still don't get it
one two three four play = one two three foreplay.

[revil]

:|

:disa:

[cheapchinese]

i had to read that 2 times over to get that one