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welfareloser
10-13-2003, 06:52 AM
the official ninja website (http://www.realultimatepower.net/)

i'm sure this has been posted before, but it's worth a repost... it's the funniest thing ever. period. and it's been extensively updated. now you can own official ninja gear... i had to buy one...

http://www.cafeshops.com/realninja.2054922?zoom=yes#zoom


when you have about 15 minutes, go to the site -
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ - and read some of the hate mail... after about the 6th letter, there is a link to a movie script the dude wrote inspired by one of the hate letters. prm and i damned near woke up all the chillins laughing. that guy's a genius.
cheapie
10-13-2003, 07:00 AM
i love it when people are to dense to recognize a spoof
Nija
10-13-2003, 07:28 AM
:heh:

I loved the parts about being sued, and his links :heh:
sizemic1
10-13-2003, 09:12 AM
"Anothing thing.. how can one smear pap all over anything? A papsmear is a test where your boobs are mushed (for lack of better word) in between two panes of glass to look for tumours and the like.... Bianca"

HAHA..from a female no less! :bigmouth:
zenbooty
10-13-2003, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by cheapbast@rd
i love it when people are to dense to recognize a spoof Yes, but unfortunately for y'all, I think the hatemail is just as much a part of the spoof as the regular site pages.
Jeffbx
10-13-2003, 09:56 AM
...she begins to spin on one hoof.

Classic! :heh:
dbax791
10-13-2003, 10:15 AM
That site is hilarious.

What is even funnier is the amount of parodies it has spawned...

Real Ultimate Parodies (http://brianx.com/realultimatepower.html)
Some of them are hilarious - the "Korean Guy" page is great.

Yours truly has one that I used to help promote my pets site...

The Official Puppy Webpage (http://members.cox.net/jw791/puppies.htm)

OK, who's gonna step up and make the official Apexer web site? :P
Apex
10-13-2003, 11:20 AM
Trogdor is the REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Airencracken
10-13-2003, 12:05 PM
Burninating the countryside burninanting all the people. In their THATCHED ROOFED COTTAGES!!!THATCHED ROOFED COTTAGES!!!
djradam
10-13-2003, 01:33 PM
Originally posted by zenbooty
Yes, but unfortunately for y'all, I think the hatemail is just as much a part of the spoof as the regular site pages.


i know intelligent people who write back the spoof hatemail.. then again, i also know some intelligent people who i can't tell if they know it's real or not!
whitak24
10-13-2003, 05:48 PM
wow. i needed a good solid laugh. thanks for the (re)post, welfare.

and the spinoffs....i was lmao. especially the Yooper one.
appleseed
10-14-2003, 08:25 AM
saw this on another site and laughed my ass off for some reason: linky (http://www.shirtninja.com/help.htm)

this seemed to be the most appropriate thread:rolleyes:
RoniMan
10-14-2003, 11:16 AM
"i love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee-pee)"

:heh:
thatonefilipinoguy
10-14-2003, 08:49 PM
Sounds like Robert has been watching too cheap ninja movies.