hmmmm

[nickel]

discuss

http://www.lemonizer.com/upload/uploadsOct/ringopenlegs.jpg

[look_ma]

I do beleive that is the first generation of a garage doors made for men, used on women.

[Jeffbx]

If you're not getting the milk for free, you're going to have to buy the cow*.

*(Note - no similarity is implied here between women & cows)

[appleseed]

i'm half inclined to say it's stereotypical, half inclined to say it's true. hmmmm indeed.

when does the pearl necklace come in? :naughty:

[Airencracken]

Open for buisness.

[PrObLy]

Damn you bible thumper and your abstinence!

[Hoser]

How come 'Diamonds are a girl's best friend', but a man's best friend is his dog?

[look_ma]

Originally posted by Hoser
but a man's best friend is his dog?

[eric cartman]RED ROCKET, RED ROCKET!!![/eric cartman]

[topane]

One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned how you get a baby. The mother was amused and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"

The little girl then explained, "Well, the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's how you get a baby."

The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get a baby. That's how you get jewelry."

[ray]

Originally posted by Hoser
How come 'Diamonds are a girl's best friend', but a man's best friend is his dog?

Because women are gold diggers. :hmm:

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by topane

The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get a baby. That's how you get jewelry."

:bigmouth: :heh:


ahem...i mean :bonk:

[Peachhead]

Isnt that pic backwards?