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CamaroBabe
10-27-2003, 03:16 PM
What does everyone think the greatest invention of all time is?
appleseed
10-27-2003, 03:24 PM
boobies!!!

gawd, there's so many choices: medicines (especially herbal ones :naughty: ), flight, telephone...

but i hafta go with internet...go al gore!!!
Cantacuzene
10-27-2003, 03:25 PM
Fire. Trying eating meat without fire.
Jihforce
10-27-2003, 03:34 PM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Fire. Trying eating meat without fire.
Sushi & sashimi taste just fine to me ;)
Jihforce
10-27-2003, 03:35 PM
Airplanes...allows us to get around the world in a matter of hours, not years.
appleseed
10-27-2003, 03:43 PM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Fire. Trying eating meat without fire. you mean you couldn't grab yer cavelady by the hair and head down to sizzler millions of years ago???

i get yer thinking, although fire isn't really an invention...but the ronco rotisserie is :D
xsiled2
10-27-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by appleseed
i get yer thinking, although fire isn't really an invention...
bingo.
Cantacuzene
10-27-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by appleseed

i get yer thinking, although fire isn't really an invention...

Promethius would think otherwise. ;)
Cantacuzene
10-27-2003, 04:05 PM
And if not fire, than easily the wheel. Not a single society that didn't have the wheel ever advanced beyond pre-fuedal peasant level.
Nija
10-27-2003, 04:14 PM
butt sex
xsiled2
10-27-2003, 04:15 PM
:eek: :hmm: http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/nijastupid.gif
Kevster
10-27-2003, 04:18 PM
I'll go with Canta on this one - either the wheel or the lever (Lever/fulcrum combo).
le_stick
10-27-2003, 04:31 PM
Universal remote control.......:-)
blueindian
10-27-2003, 04:49 PM
fire is not an invention, but the ability to make it at will certainly is.

i'd say the wheel though.
Merlin
10-27-2003, 05:28 PM
Baseball
Fake boobies
Sliced bread
Those little things on the ends of shoelaces that let push it through the eyeholes
Condoms - well all forms of birth control really
Cars - God I love cars.
zenbooty
10-27-2003, 05:50 PM
porn.
Punker_bob2004
10-27-2003, 05:55 PM
the guy who made tissues come outta the box like they do
johnnymk
10-27-2003, 06:55 PM
Originally posted by xsiled2

bingo.

Didn't the Catholic Church invent that?
oblongmelon
10-27-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by johnnymk


Didn't the Catholic Church invent that?


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~
coleslaw
10-27-2003, 07:01 PM
god.
Paymaster
10-27-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Fire. Trying eating meat without fire.

I'm sure there are a lot of people in San Diego right now that wish fire had never been "invented".
oblongmelon
10-27-2003, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by CamaroBabe
What does everyone think the greatest invention of all time is?

Tampons :)
Because in the old days..well..don't make me go into it..:puke:
whitak24
10-27-2003, 09:59 PM
why has no one said the obvious?

Got|Apex? -- OF COURSE!! :)
Freelance Superhero
10-27-2003, 10:23 PM
has anyone said boobies yet?
brainsmile
10-27-2003, 11:09 PM
internet?

-Let's take a moment to thank former Vice-President Gore for that.
PrObLy
10-27-2003, 11:19 PM
the traffic light!! (or maybe just the lightbulb)
RoniMan
10-27-2003, 11:23 PM
the greatest invention?

anything on infomercials!
have you seen the carwax that prevents fires!?
or the flo-bee?!
Cheesypuff
10-27-2003, 11:25 PM
MD players!!!!
DaFunkyUnit
10-27-2003, 11:33 PM
invented by Thomas Crapper:


the toilet


http://www.theplumber.com/images/crapper2.jpg
Kim
10-28-2003, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by oblongmelon


Tampons :)
Because in the old days..well..don't make me go into it..:puke:

Amen Sister!
topane
10-28-2003, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by coleslaw
god. :stupid:
Joshua
10-28-2003, 08:11 AM
'nother vote for porn here.
CamaroBabe
10-28-2003, 08:44 AM
I guess I should post my answer:

I think that birth control of any sort was the best invention of all time. Without it, we would all be living in a welfare state.
Nanotech9
10-28-2003, 10:17 AM
Mmmmmm Beeeeeeer.
Helping Ugly guys get laid since 1832 B.C.


or

Boobies!

or maybe Booties!
Nanotech9
10-28-2003, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by CamaroBabe
I guess I should post my answer:

I think that birth control of any sort was the best invention of all time. Without it, we would all be living in a welfare state.

nah - guys would just learn to withdraw earlier :eek: :hmm: :D
theres always the old-fashion method of birth control... the HAIR method... (you know, pull it out and... )
Airencracken
10-29-2003, 12:17 PM
Bombs. or fire. Or the making of fire.
donnar
10-29-2003, 01:21 PM
I'm going with the COCK Big hard wood!
appleseed
10-29-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by donnar
I'm going with the COCK Big hard wood! :neartears :love2:
hapoo
10-29-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Cheesypuff
MD players!!!!


:umm: i'm not even going to go there :P


I'd have to say the telephone. It connected the entire world together.
Kenas
10-29-2003, 02:13 PM
"I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now." - Woody Allen
Dirty Sanchez
10-30-2003, 06:37 AM
IPOD
blueindian
10-30-2003, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by donnar
I'm going with the COCK Big hard wood!

we may have found someone hornier than nickel.
brainsmile
10-30-2003, 07:37 AM
well it has been a month for her...
bachviet
10-30-2003, 11:03 AM
Eve by God