urinal partitions

[spigidygak]

Okay in the theme of that last topic about low rider urinals. . . Why do some places have no partitions, I think the sickest thing is when a guy comes up next to you and you get hit by some "splash". . . eww.

[StonedWheat]

Is it true that urine contains no bacteria? ever since I heard that I haven't been too concerned with urine splashes. Some Vietnamese people believe that drinking the urine of an 8 year old boy is pure and can cure physical ailments. Not that I'm Vietnamese or anything. Now turd splashes on the other hand sux.

[coleslaw]

does it have to be an 8-year-old boy??? hehe, that sounds kinda pediphile-ish to me!

[coleslaw]

pissing on yourself is bad enough, but getting splashage from the person beside you is like 100x worse!!

[This message has been edited by coleslaw (edited 07-28-2000).]

[flyawaydog]

I am all for those partitions. Just thought I'd tell you all that.

[hapoo]

urine is sterile

[spigidygak]

sterile or not, I'm not cool with another guy's piss on me

[pennypinch]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by spigidygak:
sterile or not, I'm not cool with another guy's piss on me<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
WORD TO THAT! I think it's more of a privacy thing, frankly, I haven't really noticed too much cross-splash...it's the looks I don't like.

[StonedWheat]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chosenfool:
urine is actually used by some commercial models....

what's worse about open urinals is that when a guy looks over to your area....and winks at you!

Hehe that made me laugh.


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[sillyazn]

yea either the guy pisses on you,or he looks at your johnson. so wack

[phlick]

Ever been to a public restroom and been showered with piss tornado when you flush with the 5000 psi water system? Now THAT sucks!

Dentists recommend that you don't keep your toothbrush within 6 feet of a commode 'cuz of the mist from the flush.

[Argghman]

Urine even though sterile from passing through your organs, gather bacteria very easy. Any splashes only result when it hits against the urinal and then onto you or a partition. Whatever the receiving end gets it, by that time the urinal walls will have already contaminated the urine from the culture growing on the wall...you know that yellow dried stuff on the sides? Anyways...fact is partition all the way! I feel the pain for the soul who has to clean it. *Shudders* I know a solution, how bout we all just hold until we get home? Then we don't have to worry about this kindof stuff!

[progman]

urine partitions are definitely key to a successful public restroom. I also think that automatic toilet seat covers are awesome. Has anyone else used a toilet with an automatic seat-cover? The one I used was in some chinese restaurant in cleveland.

i was in a restroom urinating as was another gentleman. there were partitions. he said "i'm really glad these are here, they keep us from falling over"

it was kind of an odd comment

[sillyazn]

fine if i hold it in till i get home and i accidently piss in my pants, its your fault http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[progman]

speaking of restrooms with big windows, don't you guys hate it when you go to someone's house and use their restroom and their is a big open window with no blinds or anything right by the toilet? that drives me nuts.

oh, and in reference to the toilet seat covers, i also thought the system seemed suspicious, but their was a little picture on the mechanism. there is a role of fresh plastic that unrolls onto a role on the other side, and when the other side gets full, they throw it away and call it a biohazard or whatever. man those things are cool.

another thing about urinals. don't you hate it when there are pubes in or around them. man is that gross.

[spigidygak]

I saw those "automatic" toilet seat covers at O'hare international in Chicago. Only thing is not sure if it is just cycling around the same thing or if it is actually new plastic rounding the seat. . .

Just another thought to those that feel urine is sterile. Since it is sterile, are you okay with that food worker splashing his hands in urine and then preparing your food?

[revil]

Ok, I don't see why the uranil partitions aren't required by law.

When I was over in japan, I traveled a couple times on the bullet train. On one of them, I found their urinal quite interesting. the door had a big ol' window so people can see you peeing from the corridor.

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[att]

if there's no partition at the urinal, it's not illegal to stab a guy for looking at your cock is it?

[Argghman]

Like i said before, even though it comes out sterile, it becomes contaminated extremely easy. Any urine that is collected and left open to the elements will become contaminated. Even if the foodworker washed his hands in fresh urine each time, if it smells bad, it ain't gonna taste any better.

Have a tasteful dinner.

[revil]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by att:
if there's no partition at the urinal, it's not illegal to stab a guy for looking at your cock is it? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, I'm afraid it's illegal to stab a guy for looking at your cock. you are though, allow to beat the crap out of him.


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[speedracer120]

You know Adam from Loveline and The Man show always rants about this exact subject. Which reminds me, I haven't listened to that show in a long time. Partitions are a necessity!

[spigidygak]

Hehe, yeah that's right speedracer120, he originally complained about it as Mr. Birchum on the Kevin and Bean morning show on KROQ. hehe good ol' days, now him and jimmy have to be "big" stars.

[sillyazn]

the man show is ill

[StonedWheat]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sillyazn:
the man show is ill<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I was watching the show last week and they had a 6th grader try to get someone buy beer for him. That part had me laughing so hard milk came out my nose.

[Blu]

Alright, check this out.

About 10 years ago, my parents put an addition on the house. With 3 boys, it sounded like a great idea to put a urinal in. Right. You know that smell that eminates from a men's room? I now know exactly how it feels clean those thing. That is true suckage.

Blu

[quest577]

Alwyas be wary of someone that compliments your watch while standing at a urinal

[Chunky]

dude, urinal partitions are def something to be concerned aboot. but i was taking the staten island ferry once and had to take a piss after we got back. so i went, the one on the left. the partitions were not so big. i looked over to the left and saw a whole row of toilets. no that sux. i don't think i'd ever take a dump there.

Chunkalicious

[AJ]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chunky:
dude, urinal partitions are def something to be concerned aboot. but i was taking the staten island ferry once and had to take a piss after we got back. so i went, the one on the left. the partitions were not so big. i looked over to the left and saw a whole row of toilets. no that sux. i don't think i'd ever take a dump there.

Chunkalicious<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


haha thats the worst! lol

theres nothing worse than toilets without stall doors either...you have to be the person sitting there, when people walk in, give em a "wassup," sitting there ****ting, its awful. lookin around, chatting. arg. i wont use toilets like that. thats the absolute WORST

[pennypinch]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Timotheus:
Hey Pincher,

OSU as in Ohio State, the most overhyped football team in the nation, that still can't beat Michigan (at least not more than once in the last 9 years or so).

Anyway, it was like a trough, but there were guys peeing on both ends of it too, so there was just pee everywhere and a bunch of drunks staggering, farting, and burping, not to mention splashing. Yiiiikes, I'm getting grossed out just thinking about it.
LOL

Tim<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hoorah for men! Good thing we're the dominant species on the planet, that's for damn sure. You sure as hell won't see a group of rhinos getting together for a group leak, I'll tell ya that much.

[Timotheus]

man, that would be one big trough, wouldn't it?

[Timotheus]

I was at an OSU football game and had to take a leak. The mens room was just this big tub shaped thing that all they guys had to stand around and piss in. I wouldn't have been able to do it but I had had a few beers so I really had to go.

That totally sucked!!

[quest577]

I know that Im not helping matters...but this topic has go to end, its really not that interesting, I mean come on, isn't there anything better to talk about, I emplore all of you, for the sake of humanity as a whole, to end this insanity immediately. And hopefull, one day, we can all resume the normal lives we once lead.
Thank you

[pennypinch]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Timotheus:
I was at an OSU football game and had to take a leak. The mens room was just this big tub shaped thing that all they guys had to stand around and piss in. I wouldn't have been able to do it but I had had a few beers so I really had to go.

That totally sucked!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
As in like a trough, or like a round tub? I'm not sure I could perform if I saw a guy basically peeing AT me. Oklahoma, dude...or do you mean the Beavers of Oregon State?
And quest577, just don't open the topic anymore if you find it boring. Shee-it!

[quest577]

Pennypinch...I didn't say that it was boring, but rathar I am merely discussing a quality of life issue. It is a sad comentary on the people who use this BBS that the main issue of discussion is urinals.

[pennypinch]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by quest577:
but this topic has go to end, its really not that interesting.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Yes, you did say it was boring. And who are you to dictate what life quality is? While I don't find bathroom architecture especially stimulating most days http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif, a thread concerning it certainly isn't impacting the quality of my life, nor representative of it.

[quest577]

No....I don't say that it was boring, I said that it's not interesting....where's the confusion http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/confused.gif. I am merely stating that my personal quality of life has been altered due to the fact that I am a participating member of this BBS and when I can't help but notice this topic on top of all the rest, it alters my perception of the BBs in its entirety

[pennypinch]

My, your quality of life must be in a precarious state indeed if an online thread (which is to be opened voluntarily, might I add http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif) causes you such consternation. It saddens me to think that you think of yourself so unflexible as to only be able to think or talk about topics of non-urinary substance.
Seriously, let it go. I think basing your sense of self-worth on an online BBS is getting a little radical, don't you? http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

[This message has been edited by pennypinch (edited 08-02-2000).]

[quest577]

My quality of life as well as my self worth are constantly in a state of turmoil. The slightest change can send me into a tizzy. And I am solely a non-urinary individual, I myself have never urinated nor do I promote the urination of others.

[spigidygak]

No one is forcing you to click on this topic quest577, we're not here to judge others on topics. Hell if we did, I'd be flaming up a storm on more than half of the topics posted. Don't read it if you don't think it's important.

[pennypinch]

It may be a function of believing everything you read...exactly as it's written, to the letter... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/Forum10/HTML/000076.html

[quest577]

Thats pretty funny pennypinch, I hadn't read your reply until now

[Timotheus]

Hey Pincher,

OSU as in Ohio State, the most overhyped football team in the nation, that still can't beat Michigan (at least not more than once in the last 9 years or so).

Anyway, it was like a trough, but there were guys peeing on both ends of it too, so there was just pee everywhere and a bunch of drunks staggering, farting, and burping, not to mention splashing. Yiiiikes, I'm getting grossed out just thinking about it.
LOL

Tim

[att]

man, i hope noone here ever has to go to prison, you get no privacy there. you dont want me to tell you what guys do there while you're trying to use the toilet.

[Paladin]

That is just nasty Splash?

[davewalthall]

1. Urine is sterile, usually. Unless they are sick, like urinary track diseases.

2. Without partitions, just go every other urinal. Let a line form, who cares. (Maybe women would stop complaining about their lines at the bathroom if they understood that we get peed on to avoid lines. Ok, so that isn't entirely true, and I wholeheartedly agree that builders need to design restrooms better so that lines are equalized. On the other hand, ever notice that most girls go to the bathroom in pairs? That has to contribute to the line. When was the last time you ever saw a guy turn to his buddy and say, "I got to go pee. Wanna come with?")

[coleslaw]

yeah, you gotta leave the buffer zone if you can. also, wouldn't it be nice if we, as humans, didn't have to urinate? maybe we could simply sweat or exhale the waste liquids. haha. that would rule.

[speedracer120]

The buffer zone is one of those unspoken truths. You know where to go to piss, no man in America will mess with the buffer zone unless they really have to go.

[att]

imagine how bad people would smell if we had to excrete all our waste through our pores. damn! people already smell pretty bad, that would be unbelievable. deodorant would have to be extra-super-double strength

[Argghman]

No, it wouldn't be cool if we didn't have to urinate. It's what makes us men, we wouldn't be having this enlightening discussion about the finer aspects of urinal design! We have to live man, peeing is living..

[Nanotech9]

just a tip on how to clear out a line in the men bathroom... say in a very loud voice: "Nice D**k".
In about 10 secs. you'll have the entire bathroom to yourself, thus giving you your preference or urinal, and avoiding oversplash.

[reagancajun]

Am I the only woman at this site? I have to admit, you guys are pretty damned funny. Just for the record, we do excrete waste through our pores. It's called sweat. That's why you men are always so stinky. Ha-Ha, just a bunch of stinky men.

[hapoo]

no your not the only female, theres also Jenny and Maggie (only 2 regular posters that i know of that are female) ohh and sometimes Nicemann (depending on his/her mood) http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif