oblongmelon
10-28-2003, 12:02 PM
You get winded from knocking on the door.
You have to have someone chew the candy for you.
You ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and you can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hair piece.
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
You have to have someone chew the candy for you.
You ask for high fiber candy only.
When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!"
and you're not wearing a mask.
When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..."
and you can't remember the rest.
By the end of the night you have a bag full of
restraining orders.
You have to carefully choose a costume that won't
dislodge your hair piece.
You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood
with a walker.
You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.