PrObLy
11-02-2003, 02:15 AM
Alright, this is a pretty long story, but I'll do my best to sum it up.
Ok, so I live in a dorm on campus, and theres some serious **** tards that live across the hall and one room over from me. I'm from Illinois, and go to school in Iowa...apparently these kids are all from Iowa and have something against Illinois because I duct taped an Illinois towel I got from a football game to the top of my door and one night one of them ripped it down and went and ran into the room. I watched this through the peephole, apparently the kids don't realize that I'm always up til at least 4 in the morning, and usually my door's always wide open, I just happened to have needed something from my closet which is right beside the door, so it needed to be closed for a few seconds. I also have an Iowa towel duct taped to the door which was supposed to prevent incidents like this from happeneing.
That was just the start of things. In replacement of the towel they ripped off I put up a makeshift 8.5 x 11 piece of paper that said "Illinois" on it. Of course, I hear something outside my door and go check it out....there's about four guys there writing stuff all over the piece of paper...no big deal. About an hour later one of them starts kicking my door, as if it's going to solve all his obvious problems. I contemplated seriously injuring him because by about the third time he kicked the door I was getting pretty pissed, but luckily I realized how drunk I was , and that he had 4 friends with him and they had some sort of big tree branch or stick...and unfortunately it was just me in the room.
Still, nothing too bad. About a week later same group of four or five guys comes by, so this time I make sure the door's open (they never do anything if the door's open....****ers), and one of them makes the mistake of saying something to me. His three other friends told him to just keep walking, but he was too stubborn. Nothing too violent happened, in fact, I thought I solved their problem by telling them that that Illinois towel on my door was to represent where I'm from, not the University of Illinois.
Alright, this brings us to tonight. I wasn't having a very good weekend, pretty much just drinking and watching t.v. Well, I was watching t.v with my friend when this girl that I really like finally got back to me, so I decided to go over there for a while and I told my friend he could stay in my room and watch t.v or play on my computer. So, sometime while I'm in the next dorm over hanging out with the girl, my friend decided to leave my room, and of course, he doesn't have keys, so the door wasn't locked. Also, the night before someone wrote something offensive on the kids door (the kids that ripped stuff off of my door). Obviously these kids thought I must have written the offensive thing on their door because I hang Illinois towels on my door (makes perfect sense doesn't it? :hmm: ), and they decided to go into my room and take several things and beat the **** out of stuff with their "stick" and throw the chairs around....I know this because I get an intrusive phone call from a guy in the hall telling me so. He also informed me that theres 4 of them waiting for me to get back so they can beat the **** out of me with their "stick".
Fantastic.
Not only do I get interrupted from hanging out with this awesome girl, but I have to go back to my room and fight off 4 drunk people with a stick. Why not call the R.A you may be wondering? I had my roomate (who is out of town for the weekend) call him while I went to get my R.A from last year. The r.a told my roomie that "we'll just deal with it tomorrow", great, and my R.A from last year wasn't home. Luckily, when I went back to my room, three of the kids had left to get something, so I confronted the one remaining douche and he, of course, denied going into my room and doing anything...so I let him know very firmly that if he knows what's good for him he'll stay out of my room and leave me alone. So he started being all nice and appologetic.
I go into my room to examine the damages. Thankfully, nothing of value was taken or (extremely) damaged...although, one of my guitars was knocked over, but it's a beast and will survive. They did steal some food from my room though. To be exact, they stole a box of oreo cookies, a bag of goldfish, and a big bag of chex mix....I haven't noticed anything else missing..yet, thank god too, cuz I had my digi cam, ps2, ps2 games, computer, and two guitars sitting out right in the open.
This made me furious that these punks not only don't have the balls to confront me individually and without their "stick", but found it ok to go into my room and throw stuff around. I proceeded to call my current R.A three times, and he wouldn't pick up his phone. There is going to be hell to pay tomorrow for someone.
Is what they did a punishable crime if I have two witnesses that saw them enter my room and proceed to do what they did? even though my door was not locked (my friend that left my room like that is gunna get a major bitching from me)
oh yeah, they entered my room two more times about an hour later, they thought I wasn't here...a.k.a they open my door and don't see me (when i'm at the computer i'm kind of out of site from the door) and then proceed to take several steps into my room until I become visible, then I ask what they want, who they are, etc. and they turn and leave.
GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Maybe I'll just duct tape them into their room while they're asleep.
Ok, so I live in a dorm on campus, and theres some serious **** tards that live across the hall and one room over from me. I'm from Illinois, and go to school in Iowa...apparently these kids are all from Iowa and have something against Illinois because I duct taped an Illinois towel I got from a football game to the top of my door and one night one of them ripped it down and went and ran into the room. I watched this through the peephole, apparently the kids don't realize that I'm always up til at least 4 in the morning, and usually my door's always wide open, I just happened to have needed something from my closet which is right beside the door, so it needed to be closed for a few seconds. I also have an Iowa towel duct taped to the door which was supposed to prevent incidents like this from happeneing.
That was just the start of things. In replacement of the towel they ripped off I put up a makeshift 8.5 x 11 piece of paper that said "Illinois" on it. Of course, I hear something outside my door and go check it out....there's about four guys there writing stuff all over the piece of paper...no big deal. About an hour later one of them starts kicking my door, as if it's going to solve all his obvious problems. I contemplated seriously injuring him because by about the third time he kicked the door I was getting pretty pissed, but luckily I realized how drunk I was , and that he had 4 friends with him and they had some sort of big tree branch or stick...and unfortunately it was just me in the room.
Still, nothing too bad. About a week later same group of four or five guys comes by, so this time I make sure the door's open (they never do anything if the door's open....****ers), and one of them makes the mistake of saying something to me. His three other friends told him to just keep walking, but he was too stubborn. Nothing too violent happened, in fact, I thought I solved their problem by telling them that that Illinois towel on my door was to represent where I'm from, not the University of Illinois.
Alright, this brings us to tonight. I wasn't having a very good weekend, pretty much just drinking and watching t.v. Well, I was watching t.v with my friend when this girl that I really like finally got back to me, so I decided to go over there for a while and I told my friend he could stay in my room and watch t.v or play on my computer. So, sometime while I'm in the next dorm over hanging out with the girl, my friend decided to leave my room, and of course, he doesn't have keys, so the door wasn't locked. Also, the night before someone wrote something offensive on the kids door (the kids that ripped stuff off of my door). Obviously these kids thought I must have written the offensive thing on their door because I hang Illinois towels on my door (makes perfect sense doesn't it? :hmm: ), and they decided to go into my room and take several things and beat the **** out of stuff with their "stick" and throw the chairs around....I know this because I get an intrusive phone call from a guy in the hall telling me so. He also informed me that theres 4 of them waiting for me to get back so they can beat the **** out of me with their "stick".
Fantastic.
Not only do I get interrupted from hanging out with this awesome girl, but I have to go back to my room and fight off 4 drunk people with a stick. Why not call the R.A you may be wondering? I had my roomate (who is out of town for the weekend) call him while I went to get my R.A from last year. The r.a told my roomie that "we'll just deal with it tomorrow", great, and my R.A from last year wasn't home. Luckily, when I went back to my room, three of the kids had left to get something, so I confronted the one remaining douche and he, of course, denied going into my room and doing anything...so I let him know very firmly that if he knows what's good for him he'll stay out of my room and leave me alone. So he started being all nice and appologetic.
I go into my room to examine the damages. Thankfully, nothing of value was taken or (extremely) damaged...although, one of my guitars was knocked over, but it's a beast and will survive. They did steal some food from my room though. To be exact, they stole a box of oreo cookies, a bag of goldfish, and a big bag of chex mix....I haven't noticed anything else missing..yet, thank god too, cuz I had my digi cam, ps2, ps2 games, computer, and two guitars sitting out right in the open.
This made me furious that these punks not only don't have the balls to confront me individually and without their "stick", but found it ok to go into my room and throw stuff around. I proceeded to call my current R.A three times, and he wouldn't pick up his phone. There is going to be hell to pay tomorrow for someone.
Is what they did a punishable crime if I have two witnesses that saw them enter my room and proceed to do what they did? even though my door was not locked (my friend that left my room like that is gunna get a major bitching from me)
oh yeah, they entered my room two more times about an hour later, they thought I wasn't here...a.k.a they open my door and don't see me (when i'm at the computer i'm kind of out of site from the door) and then proceed to take several steps into my room until I become visible, then I ask what they want, who they are, etc. and they turn and leave.
GAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Maybe I'll just duct tape them into their room while they're asleep.