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The Happy Squirrel
11-03-2003, 02:29 PM
so im sitting here at the comp0uter typing away to you folks, chcking email, and all that other crap, at my wife comes up behind me and starts rubbing my neck, whihc feels just wonderful, but then after about three seconds, just just stops, smiles, and wlaks away. ahhhhh crap!!!! o well no massages for me i guess. :(
ski
11-03-2003, 02:36 PM
better with than without ;) count your chickens, mang!
nickel
11-03-2003, 02:36 PM
maybe she didn't wanna "pay" for the massage right now? :P
The Happy Squirrel
11-03-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by nickelback
maybe she didn't wanna "pay" for the massage right now? :P

huh??
nickel
11-03-2003, 02:40 PM
http://copadeal.com/copadeal/images/smilies/54.gif
blueindian
11-03-2003, 02:41 PM
ummm..i think you were supposed to follow her dude.
The Happy Squirrel
11-03-2003, 02:42 PM
your still a bit hazey,spell it out
cheapie
11-03-2003, 03:32 PM
ok. one of two things happened. either, as nb proposed, she didn't want to give you a neck rub and have you assume sex was going to follow. or, as bi implied, the neck rub was just something to get you interested in her enough to get up and continue the event elsewhere. either way, you're (not) screwed. :P
Mrs. Happy Squirrel
11-03-2003, 05:29 PM
Well folks I was JUST going downstairs to get something and thought I'd give him a little taste of what he could have if he was a good squirrel... but... anywayz........
bachviet
11-03-2003, 07:32 PM
Has he been bad???
Burzhui
11-03-2003, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by blueindian
ummm..i think you were supposed to follow her dude.

:stupid:
Cantacuzene
11-03-2003, 07:41 PM
I wouldn't have sex in that house anyway. The ghosts might be watching!
cheapie
11-04-2003, 05:23 AM
Originally posted by chosenfool
two squirrels shaggin like minx.
wouldnt that be a funny sight?
you can see two excited tufty tails waggin in the air, then stops when they hear a noise, then resumes said activity.

:D



:heh:
nickel
11-04-2003, 05:25 AM
Originally posted by Cantacuzene
I wouldn't have sex in that house anyway. The ghosts might be watching!

yeh-yeh, an audience ;)
blueindian
11-04-2003, 05:28 AM
Originally posted by chosenfool
two squirrels shaggin like minx.
wouldnt that be a funny sight?
you can see two excited tufty tails waggin in the air, then stops when they hear a noise, then resumes said activity.

:D

perhaps even in a tree?

http://www.theblueindian.com/images/squirrels.jpg
bachviet
11-04-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by nickelback


yeh-yeh, an audience ;)
They might like an audience. :P
Joshua
11-04-2003, 11:28 AM
Originally posted by cheapie
ok. one of two things happened. either, as nb proposed, she didn't want to give you a neck rub and have you assume sex was going to follow. or, as bi implied, the neck rub was just something to get you interested in her enough to get up and continue the event elsewhere. either way, you're (not) screwed. :P

Is that what that means?? DAMMIT!! Have you any idea how many times I haven't gotten some because I didn't know the secret code?!?!?!

Hmmmff. I don't do any cryptic stuff like that! When I'm feelin' it I say "Hey! Look what I goooot!" then show here the towel hanger! :)
eSDee
11-04-2003, 11:41 AM
Next time, change your avatar.
DaFunkyUnit
11-04-2003, 03:46 PM
Dammit, be a squirrel and go bust a nut!

:P
The Happy Squirrel
11-05-2003, 01:03 PM
hmmmm wow!! what happened in here. I go away for 2 days and all hell breaks loose. damn Loco, drop the banana and step away from the sheep.....
attgig
11-05-2003, 01:59 PM
so....did you guys have sex for 2 days??!?!

:P