Breakthrough in Operating system technology

[revil]

as discovered on the G|A forums:

<revil> the perfect os would have porn
<spigidygak> no, the perfect os would be porn
<revil> "so what Os you running there bob?" "where the boys aren't 10.0"
<spigidygak> "bob you should really try the debbie does dallas os"
<spigidygak> "classic environment"
<spigidygak> and . . . "god damnit not another jizz'd screen of death"
<revil> "crap, he has a trojan. this OS sucks"
<spigidygak> what would be the best name for it though
<spigidygak> i'm pretty sure we'd have to name the office apps "debbie does the office"
<revil> i think it should be adaptive. for instance, "where the boys aren't in the office"
<spigidygak> guess we could go the cop out OS XXX
<revil> "longporn"
<spigidygak> and have a STD scanner
<spigidygak> no i think longhorn works better. . .
<revil> can you imagine the user when the system asks the user to insert their floppy?
<spigidygak> I guess for the s&m crowd burner would have a new meaning
<revil> I suppose if you want to make your own OS, you'd just need to pick up your camera and...
<spigidygak> whats that playstation camera thingy called?
<revil> acording to google, EyeToy
<spigidygak> hehehe, eyetoy2!
ect...

I think we're on to something. So if you're willing to help, we'll need some "developers."

[cheapchinese]

lolz :heh:

seeing the next microsoft being born right in front of my eyes:eek:

[Dirty Sanchez]

Originally posted by chosenfool
microsoft already beat you guys (pun intended) to the punch.
i mean,
MICRO and SOFT?
Those guys that named computer parts are all dirty bastards...
-Hard drive
-Floppy disk
-Insert key
Look at the scroll wheel on your mouse...watch your fingers when you use it. What does it remind you of?

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

Those guys that named computer parts are all dirty bastards...
-Hard drive
-Floppy disk
-Insert key
Look at the scroll wheel on your mouse...watch your fingers when you use it. What does it remind you of?


oooh

<<<<< gets excited runs to the bathroom

[bachviet]

That is funny... :laugh:

[zenbooty]

I can come up with an operating system using only a 1.5 square foot block of silicon, carving knife, tinfoil gum wrapper, and a semaphore.

[Joshua]

Originally posted by zenbooty
I can come up with an operating system using only a 1.5 square foot block of silicon, carving knife, tinfoil gum wrapper, and a semaphore.

MacGuyver? :D

[revil]

Originally posted by chosenfool


nah, hed be using a swiss army knife.
PcGuyver?

[attgig]

:disa:

this is what happens when too many geeks who don't get any girls get together online and are tired of role-playing cybersex.