whats a girl to get....

[JG2004]

My boyfriends birthday is on friday and i dont know what i should get him. Hes turning 18 and i'm stumped on what to get him. We've been going out for almost 10 months so i figure i should get him quite a bit but i'm not sure what..If anyone has any suggestions that would be awesome. Thanks!

[oblongmelon]

Originally posted by Yossarian
deny him sex until then. since you two go at it like jack-rabbits

this coming from the voice of experience..LOL..what's it been Yoss-only one time so far?
Get him a t-shirt with your picture on it.

[oblongmelon]

and you are enjoying this new activity of yours so far? JUST BE CAREFUL YOSS...it's a cruel world.

[Nija]

start with some ky (http://www.nijaizkewl.com/images/personal/fun/ky.jpg) and from there on, use your imagination... butt sex is always fun :P

[kei2]

Get him a Homestar Runner T-shirt. Long after the sex is over and the STDs are cured, the Homestar Runner shirt will still be there.

[welfareloser]

don't spend too much money... i know people who go nuts and spend 100s on a hs bf or gf... don't!!!

what does he like? get him something he wouldn't expect. a video game. heck, a video game console that he doesn't have (PS2, gamecube, etc... they're like $99...) actually, the most thrilling gift prm ever gave me was an atari with a shoebox full of games... (but since you're ten years younger than me, i guess you din't grow up wif dat ;P )

in the under-$50 range... a bottle of liquor? a large book of illustrated sexual positions (there are some nice coffeetable ones that are erotic yet not trashy, you can buy them at bomc or even b dalton... tho at b dalton they will actually card you to make sure you're 18) a sampler pack of lubes and condoms (and more adventurous stuff if you dare)

you and your best girlfriend naked. (i know you won't, but i have to be an advocate for the dude here...)

something homemade if you have any skills. i once built my hs bf a gorgeous 1/64 scale castle... it was sooooo beautiful, every detail perfect, wrote a poem to go with it, he loved it.... probly smashed it when i dumped him. bringing me back to my original point, don't give him anything you'll regret after its over.

cracking another beer, let me again suggest you and your best girlfriend naked. that really seems the only logical choice.

but you won't. so at least listen to this: don't give him anything that your girlfriends think would be soooo romantic... you're not trying to impress your girlfriends. he'll like a video game more than you cooking some damned candlelight dinner with freakin roses.

[Joshua]

Get 'im a coupon for you and your hottest friend nekkid for two hours of funtime. And don't forget Nija's happy cream!

[Nija]

Originally posted by SnotRocket
Get 'im a coupon for you and your hottest friend nekkid for two hours of funtime. And don't forget Nija's happy cream!

... and the butt sex with said lubricant

[bachviet]

Kama Sutra ;)

[whitak24]

geez dude, you're 18 and you've only been with this guy for 10 months. i don't think you need to "get him quite a bit". nor do you need to have sex with him, although as a male, i have to agree that welfare's suggestion of you and a girlfriend naked would be a DAMN good gift :thumb:

get him something that you know he'll like, and that's going to make him happy. something that plays on one of his hobbies or something. seriously, my GF and i have been together for 5 years. the one gift that i can tell you that she gave me (if i only had 2 seconds to think) is a pearl jam dvd.

but if the first thing he thinks about when he sees his present is "i've been dating this girl 10 months and she only got me one video game" or whatever, he's probably not worth your time.

[Joshua]

Originally posted by whitak24
but if the first thing he thinks about when he sees his present is "i've been dating this girl 10 months and she only got me one video game" or whatever, he's probably not worth your time.

Someone's been spending too much time in "the softer side..." :D

[donnar]

anything that he likes, if he likes car stuff take him to a car show remeber it is his b-day he prolly don't want to spend it being all romantic he rather be at a strip club hey go with him maybe get a dance, he would lke that

Donna

[ufcrusher]

I will second the erotic book idea. You could get a book like "The multi Orgasmic couple" (My sister bought it for me and my fiance as a gift) or an illustrate Kama Sutra. The joy of sex, more of the Joy of sex, etc. If you get the Kama sutra find a page that looks interesting and reference it in the card. Such as,

You could also get something interesting such as Honey Dust or heated flavored oil. Give it to him with a smile and then do what comes naturally and goes with the extent that your relationship has developed to. These things typically are cheaper, but can provide lots of entertainment. You could also just dress in really skimpy lingerie and then bring him such gifts. Happy Birthday Honey, ready to try #70?

[sho.gun]

what's with all the sex ideas, all he needs is a new pillow... is that so hard?

[RoniMan]

don't spend too much money... i know people who go nuts and spend 100s on a hs bf or gf... don't!!!

what does he like? get him something he wouldn't expect. a video game. heck, a video game console that he doesn't have (PS2, gamecube, etc... they're like $99...) actually, the most thrilling gift prm ever gave me was an atari with a shoebox full of games... (but since you're ten years younger than me, i guess you din't grow up wif dat ;P )

:stupid:

you and your best girlfriend naked. (i know you won't, but i have to be an advocate for the dude here...)
:stupid: :stupid: :stupid:

[Ladogaboy]

Give him a hug. That's what I want for my birthday.... :neartears

[Kim]

Originally posted by whitak24
geez dude, you're 18 and you've only been with this guy for 10 months. i don't think you need to "get him quite a bit". nor do you need to have sex with him, although as a male, i have to agree that welfare's suggestion of you and a girlfriend naked would be a DAMN good gift :thumb:

get him something that you know he'll like, and that's going to make him happy. something that plays on one of his hobbies or something. seriously, my GF and i have been together for 5 years. the one gift that i can tell you that she gave me (if i only had 2 seconds to think) is a pearl jam dvd.

but if the first thing he thinks about when he sees his present is "i've been dating this girl 10 months and she only got me one video game" or whatever, he's probably not worth your time.

Well said!

[JG2004]

Thanks for some suggestions. I'm still not sure what i'm going to get him but i think i'll just get him alittle something to show him that i care about him. Keep in mind when i asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he said all he wants is me. So i'm pretty sure he'll like anything i get him.

[topane]

Originally posted by Nija


... and the butt sex with said lubricant :stupid:

[Dirty Sanchez]

Can't go wrong with Best Buy gift cards

[nickel]

Originally posted by JG2004
Keep in mind when i asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he said all he wants is me. So i'm pretty sure he'll like anything i get him.
how sweet :love:

i would buy him some cologne, and know he will think of you everytime he is fresh out of the shower, still wrapped in a bathtowel or in his robe, and he sprays some on.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy
Give him a hug. That's what I want for my birthday.... :neartears
come here youhttp://burzhui.com/misc/hug4.gif

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Nija


... and the butt sex with said lubricant

:stupid:

[ramazank2]

He is turning 18 get him a gameboy advance SP and Metroid Fusion.

[Showtime]

Originally posted by Yossarian
i knows.....thats why they invented penecilin ;)

LOL
:D
Good one Yoss. Almost got me in trouble at work.

-jel:halo:

Oh and get him some clothes. Everytime he wears it hell think of you.

-jel:halo:

[cheapie]

Originally posted by Ladogaboy
Give him the butt sex with said lubricant. That's what I want for my birthday.... :neartears


come here you http://burzhui.com/misc/hug4.gif




Originally posted by welfareloser
you and your best girlfriend naked.

wow WL. that's an unbelievably cool idea.

however, my old, realistic side of me says, "SEND ONE TO ME TOO!"

sorry, that's the perverted side of me.

realistically, i would avoid anything crazy like that. you're not very old and haven't been dating a very long time. be careful you don't do something you'll regret. don't want that pic showing up online.

get him a pack of movie gift certificates. make them date packets with a certificate for a dinner, movie, and, uh, desert :eyebrow:

[attgig]

Originally posted by JG2004
Thanks for some suggestions. I'm still not sure what i'm going to get him but i think i'll just get him alittle something to show him that i care about him. Keep in mind when i asked him what he wanted for his birthday, he said all he wants is me. So i'm pretty sure he'll like anything i get him.

yeah, he meant sex ;-)

man...this place is getting to me...the first response that comes out of my head is sex related...


anyways...you should really get him something stupid and would have you plastered all over it.... like if ANY of his friends saw it...they'd start teasing him about it cuz they know that you would've gotten it for him...

what that is...no clue, cuz i dont' know anything about you, but yeah...that's what teenage years are all about.


cheesy...cheeeesy gifts

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by cheapie



come here you http://burzhui.com/misc/hug4.gif




how dare you take my idea and even link from my site!!!!


:angry:

off with his head mates ;)

[cheapie]

Originally posted by Burzhui



how dare you take my idea and even link from my site!!!!


:angry:

off with his head mates ;)


you have to admit it was pretty funny tho' :D

[jase71]

How about something fun, that you can do together? Maybe even something that's not sex...

A pair of tickets to a theme park or waterslide park.

Or a pair of tickets to a NBA or NFL or NHL game...

An afternoon whitewater rafting excursion...

Unlimited races at a go-kart track...

Something you can both do together, but that he would really enjoy. Make a few memories. Make the day stand out.

Then, if he's especially well behaved that day, hot, sweaty, nasty sex is always an option for the evening. :P

[le_stick]

Since, so many people suggest gift that is sex related, why don't you get him some adult movies. That way you both can enjoy it!!!!!

Seriously, just get him something nice and simple like a Birthday card and a kiss on the cheek.

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by cheapie



you have to admit it was pretty funny tho' :D


i don't have to admit anything, my lawyer told me that!!! :dodgy:

[Airencracken]

Get him some Yum-Yum. :D

Um, be a little more specific. Something within the realms of what he likes. Y'know porn, video games, action movies, cool threads, etc.

[The Happy Squirrel]

Originally posted by jase71
How about something fun, that you can do together? Maybe even something that's not sex...

A pair of tickets to a theme park or waterslide park.

Or a pair of tickets to a NBA or NFL or NHL game...

An afternoon whitewater rafting excursion...

Unlimited races at a go-kart track...

Something you can both do together, but that he would really enjoy. Make a few memories. Make the day stand out.

Then, if he's especially well behaved that day, hot, sweaty, nasty sex is always an option for the evening. :P

:stupid:
took my ideas
damnit

[Mrs. Happy Squirrel]

Originally posted by welfareloser
you and your best girlfriend naked. (i know you won't, but i have to be an advocate for the dude here...)

cracking another beer, let me again suggest you and your best girlfriend naked. that really seems the only logical choice.

Ok, most of you are males out there.. is it just a given that you all like girl on girl action or what? what's with the obsession, really... well, let's just end with the happy squirrel's a VERY LUCKY man...:naughty: and it's not even his birthday!

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by Mrs. Happy Squirrel


Ok, most of you are males out there.. is it just a given that you all like girl on girl action or what? what's with the obsession, really...



umm two girls = tw o times the boobies :)

[Ladogaboy]

Originally posted by Burzhui




umm two girls = tw o times the boobies :)

Well, unless one of them only has one.... :dodgy:

Then again, if one of them is an A-cup, you really only get 1.5 sets of boobies. :shifty:

/me runs away.