View Full Version : okay, who wants to be the guinea pig for my experiment?
welfareloser
11-05-2003, 07:23 PM
i'd nominate ths, but i'm not sure we could tell the difference...
playboy magazine says that drinking ten cups a day of jasmine tea for several weeks will bring on hallucinogenic effects.
seriously. how can you not believe something written right next to shannen doherty's tits?
Joshua
11-05-2003, 07:31 PM
I'd do it, but I hate tea. I'd try it with massive exposure to Shannon Doherty's boobs though! :D
If you want to mail me a bunch of free jasmine tea leaves I'll do it.
Markel
11-05-2003, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
playboy magazine says that drinking ten cups a day of jasmine tea for several weeks will bring on hallucinogenic effects.
I'm certain that it will have an effect but we can't talk about it in the forums! :dodgy:
bachviet
11-05-2003, 09:02 PM
I like drinking tea but I am not goin' to drink 10 cups of jasmine tea per day. I drink green or olong tea.
appleseed
11-05-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by kei2
If you want to mail me a bunch of free jasmine tea leaves I'll do it. mail shannens boobs while yer at it :rolleyes:
zenbooty
11-06-2003, 05:26 AM
There's a lot of easier and faster ways to hallucinate if that's what you're into. :)
welfareloser
11-06-2003, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by zenbooty
There's a lot of easier and faster ways to hallucinate if that's what you're into. :)
any of em legal? :hmm:
nutmeg is legal, but without an elaborate extraction, you get a bunch o crap that'll make you puke... kentucky coffee is a verrrrry weak effect...
RoniMan
11-06-2003, 09:58 AM
this reminds of a joke in a newspaper once. it had a guy tell another guy something along the lines of
"i read that if you drink too much, you can get damage your liver. that's why i decided to give up reading"
topane
11-06-2003, 10:13 AM
Originally posted by welfareloser
any of em legal? :hmm:
nutmeg is legal, but without an elaborate extraction, you get a bunch o crap that'll make you puke... kentucky coffee is a verrrrry weak effect... Sleep deprivation is legal ;). There was a guy in my dorm freshman year who stayed awake for 4 days just to see if he'd hallucinate.
zenbooty
11-06-2003, 10:24 AM
Originally posted by welfareloser
any of em legal? :hmm:Not yet, but that's just a minor technicality. Actually, I know of at least one over the counter way that's legal, but unless you want some kidney damage it would require some small-scale home chemistry and enough cajones to try it afterward.
Oh, like the new avatar, BTW.
welfareloser
11-06-2003, 10:58 AM
thanks... had to be done. common sense dictated the course of my actions.
i'm not into extractions... organic chem lab taught me that you can do everything right and still get crappy results...
attgig
11-06-2003, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by welfareloser
i'd nominate ths, but i'm not sure we could tell the difference...
playboy magazine says that drinking ten cups a day of jasmine tea for several weeks will bring on hallucinogenic effects.
seriously. how can you not believe something written right next to shannen doherty's tits?
so.... you like to read the articles in playboy just like all the guys in america eh? :P
hapoo
11-06-2003, 11:08 AM
Actually i read that you can even hallucinate by drinking massive amounts of water. YOU CAN GET HIGH OFF WATER!.
zenbooty
11-06-2003, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by welfareloser
i'm not into extractions... organic chem lab taught me that you can do everything right and still get crappy results... Actually, its an acid-base reduction and not an extraction per se. But I guess I'm splitting hairs here.
welfareloser
11-06-2003, 11:11 AM
:stupid: (hapoo)
i think that's what happened when prm and i tried the kentucky coffee... i think it was the 12 cups of water sloshing around inside us that made us slightly woozy, rather than any happytime chemicals.
you can die from drinking too much water. you have to work pretty hard at it, tho. there was some mystic who decided he was going to get closer to god by drinking an entire pond... and it got him pretty damned close, i guess. electrolyte imbalance.
and i'm sure i could fugg up a redox rxn, too.
ufcrusher
11-06-2003, 05:45 PM
Somebody must have drunk the tea! On page 167 is a cartoon. 168 - 177 is shannen. 178 is college basketball predictions. So what are you talking about!
welfareloser
11-06-2003, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by ufcrusher
Somebody must have drunk the tea! On page 167 is a cartoon. 168 - 177 is shannen. 178 is college basketball predictions. So what are you talking about!
well, i took some liberties... i didn't expect a scholar like you to research the primary source, dammit...
ufcrusher
11-06-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by welfareloser
well, i took some liberties... i didn't expect a scholar like you to research the primary source, dammit...
I used p. 64 in the airport search thread....so it was sitting next to me and I looked. Plus I have been reading AND looking through playboy since the mid-70's. Not going to stop now. :hihi:
brainsmile
11-07-2003, 12:28 AM
I dunno bout that... I drink that much daily for months now and no hallu.... oh big bees! Bees with faces of Gumbi on them are attacking my tail!!! Must go talk to the flowers and see if they can help me again...
Jeffbx
11-07-2003, 06:17 AM
If you hold your arms out & spin around as fast as you can until you fall down, you'll get that tipsy feeling. Keep doing it and you might start to hallucinate...
Also, just like alcohol, if you do it too much you might throw up!
Coincidence? I think not!
molecularfire
11-07-2003, 01:40 PM
The thing about jasmine tea is crap. Ive drank over 10 cups of tea/day for several years now and have never hallucinated. The water thing is true though... although you have to drink a ton of water (i.e. over 10 gallons of water). The only people that I've ever seen drink that much water are people who have serious psyche issues. I mean... these people will sneak around to get water if restrict the amount of water they get. I even saw one lady actually sneak into the next hospital room and drink the secretions that they were sucking from some other lady. :puke:
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