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appleseed

11-05-2003, 08:52 PM

i don't know what to give thanks for here...stupid girls, video cameras, the internet...i'll go with all of the above. video of yer rich ass on the web...priceless

November 5, 2003 -- PARIS Hilton - who has already weathered the worldwide circulation of a graphic photo of her exiting a car minus her panties - is now starring in an amateur porno, a la Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. The video, shot three years ago, features the hot-blooded hotel heiress and Shannen Doherty's husband, Rick Solomon, in a variety of X-rated activities. Doherty and Solomon split up after the tape was made, but have since reconciled. Hilton "keeps staring into the camera and trying to show her best side," said a source. "She knows she is being taped and [Solomon] keeps trying to get her into sex positions that are better for taping, if you know what I mean." An anonymous donor, who may be planning to sell the tape over the Internet, dropped off copies to media people. A rep for Hilton said: "This was something she did with Rick while they were dating, after he was no longer with Shannen, and it was something that was intended for their own personal use. This tape was never intended to be viewed by the public and it is in poor taste that someone has decided to release it."

bachviet

11-05-2003, 09:02 PM

I want to see that video. :eek:

eSDee

11-05-2003, 09:33 PM

So I am sitting here thinking who the hell is Paris Hilton? Apparently she's the heir to the Hilton Hotels fortune. Here is a pic from Maxim:

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/paris_hilton/gm_l4.jpg

So yep I am looking forward to the video too ;)

whitak24

11-05-2003, 09:38 PM

dude, that pic has to be heavily airbrushed, because she's not nearly that attractive in candid pics.

although i'd like to see the pic of her sans panties :naughty:

Nija

11-05-2003, 09:41 PM

i tried looking around for it, and it hasn't hit the p2p's yet :(

celebrity pr0n is so much better, because well.. they usually aren't faking it :P

RoniMan

11-05-2003, 11:09 PM

her nose if funky...

TofuNinja

11-05-2003, 11:37 PM

:stupid:

oblongmelon

11-06-2003, 04:30 AM

HER MOM IS "BUFFY" from the old family affair show..and she looks just like her.

Dirty Sanchez

11-06-2003, 08:10 AM

I hope it makes its way to kazaa. She's so hot and so rich. I can't believe that guy from Sum41 got some of that.

blueindian

11-06-2003, 09:26 AM

Originally posted by Nija
i tried looking around for it, and it hasn't hit the p2p's yet :(

celebrity pr0n is so much better, because well.. they usually aren't faking it :P

lol, have you seen some of the files renamed such that you would think it was the paris vid?

eSDee

11-06-2003, 10:15 AM

BI, thanks for the linkage. That picture is pretty nasty. Hope the vid is a little bit better ;)

RoniMan

11-06-2003, 10:17 AM

whew! i was gonna ask BI for some samples, thanx esdeeloco for taking the initiative.

zenbooty

11-06-2003, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by RoniMan
her nose if funky... It wasn't her nose I was noticing.

Showtime

11-06-2003, 10:35 AM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez
I hope it makes its way to kazaa. She's so hot and so rich. I can't believe that guy from Sum41 got some of that.

Shes a hollywood party girl..... Good to go.

-jel:halo:

blueindian

11-06-2003, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by eSDeeLoco
BI, thanks for the linkage. That picture is pretty nasty. Hope the vid is a little bit better ;)

quite welcome. i sent to a couple others too just randomly really. if anyone else wants it let me know. course, if you know where my pictures are you can find it.

i wish you could PM multiple people at once.

Merlin

11-06-2003, 12:20 PM

:wavey: Lets see them.

blueindian

11-06-2003, 12:58 PM

edit: nevermind. not her.

Merlin

11-06-2003, 01:12 PM

Thanks. :king:

Ahhh, rich hoochie koochie!

Nija

11-06-2003, 01:38 PM

Originally posted by Yossarian
got the PM, looks used, and often at that......

not really. I mean it's not like her inner labia is busting through the outer portions or anything. She does look like she could use a shave though.

yeah, I've seen some of the name changes. they are fairly bad

hapoo

11-06-2003, 01:46 PM

link please :)

zenbooty

11-06-2003, 04:35 PM

Originally posted by hapoo
link please :) :stupid:

Nija

11-06-2003, 04:40 PM

your both welcome

ufcrusher

11-06-2003, 04:49 PM

Anyone want to PM it to me. I am sort of wondering what you all are talking about.

Nija

11-06-2003, 04:51 PM

Originally posted by ufcrusher
Anyone want to PM it to me. I am sort of wondering what you all are talking about.

your welcome :wavey:

hapoo

11-06-2003, 06:07 PM

:eek:
Thanks for the link guys
somehow i get the feeling that so many people have seen it in person that it being on the net is no big deal.

ufcrusher

11-06-2003, 06:14 PM

Thanks for the PM! You really have to wonder why someone who knows that the paparazzi stalk her wouldnt wait to remove her undergarmets until she was out of the car?

Booyamos

11-06-2003, 06:14 PM

me feels left out of the loop. I am intrigued by this now. PM?

Nija

11-06-2003, 06:27 PM

Originally posted by Kacarp
me feels left out of the loop. I am intrigued by this now. PM?

your welcome

Booyamos

11-06-2003, 06:29 PM

hmm thanks... she looks stanky though, damn

Nija

11-06-2003, 06:30 PM

Originally posted by Kacarp
hmm thanks... she looks stanky though, damn

and you needed a crotch shot to tell you this? :hmm: :confused: :shrug:

Merlin

11-06-2003, 06:55 PM

Floppy gooch!

Seagull

11-06-2003, 08:10 PM

Originally posted by oblongmelon
HER MOM IS "BUFFY" from the old family affair show..and she looks just like her.

Buffy was played by Anissa Jones who died 8/28/1976 at the age of 18. At the time she was living in her first apartment with her brother. She had no children that I know of.

Merlin

11-07-2003, 04:30 AM

Wow! a hard core fan of family affair. We really do have all kinds here at G|A

djradam

11-07-2003, 12:10 PM

i wanna see paris! :eek:

blueindian

11-07-2003, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by djradam
i wanna see paris! :eek:

pm.

Merlin

11-07-2003, 12:50 PM

I see London I see France.....

Cripes! Paris has no underpants!

nickel

11-07-2003, 01:04 PM

what was she wearing under there?

blueindian

11-07-2003, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by nickelback
what was she wearing under there?

have a look ;)

nickel

11-07-2003, 01:14 PM

i......did not........need to........see that....... :P

i was just trying to get the elementary school response from:

"what was she wearing under there?"

response: "under where?" (aka underwear)

*blueindian, would you please check out the hardly innocent thread in "the softer side of got/apex?"

oblongmelon

11-07-2003, 01:17 PM

Originally posted by Seagull

Buffy was played by Anissa Jones who died 8/28/1976 at the age of 18. At the time she was living in her first apartment with her brother. She had no children that I know of.

Kathy Richards was her mom (http://cache.eonline.com/On/Holly/Shows/Hilton/bio.html)
my mistake..she was on family affair though.

Booyamos

11-13-2003, 09:17 AM

anybody else see the video?

pretty short and done with the night vision part of the camera. She is so dumb, good body but not a good lay :P

topane

11-13-2003, 09:24 AM

Originally posted by Kacarp
anybody else see the video?:wavey:

Couldn't resist, but it wasn't anything special.

Cantacuzene

11-13-2003, 09:28 AM

Yeah, I watched it. I agree she is smoking hot, but she isnt good in the sack. She doesn't move, she just s sits there still like a corpse. Thats not too hot. She does know what she is doing in the oral arts. =X

Memo

11-13-2003, 09:29 AM

I saw the video a few days ago, it's on Banged Up, I won't link as not break the G|A rules though.

nickel

11-13-2003, 09:31 AM

i have the vid if anyone wants it.

she is a bimbo, but the guy she is with has a nice package. :D

Merlin

11-13-2003, 09:34 AM

Thanks for the video :thumb:

I can't believe she wanted to answer her cell phone during sex. I would not appreciate that if I were there.

nickel

11-13-2003, 09:36 AM

i agree, thus reinforcing her bimbo-ness

Booyamos

11-13-2003, 09:45 AM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene
Yeah, I watched it. I agree she is smoking hot, but she isnt good in the sack. She doesn't move, she just s sits there still like a corpse. Thats not too hot. She does know what she is doing in the oral arts. =X

Exactly what I thought, she would be boring to have "fun" with.

nickel

11-13-2003, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by Kacarp

Exactly what I thought, she would be boring to have "fun" with.
boring?
you'd hit it!

Cantacuzene

11-13-2003, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by nickelback

she is a bimbo, but the guy she is with has a nice package. :D

Really? Didn't look like he was packing much to me.

nickel

11-13-2003, 10:00 AM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene

Really? Didn't look like he was packing much to me.
question is....why were you checking him out?

Merlin

11-13-2003, 10:02 AM

I'd hit it. But I wouldn't expect it to be the best.

Remember the old saying about sex and pizza....

nickel

11-13-2003, 10:04 AM

Originally posted by Merlin
I'd hit it. But I wouldn't expect it to be the best.

Remember the old saying about sex and pizza....
i am not saying she looked good in the sack, but you have me wondering. how do you know when you've hit the best? how do you know there isn't better out there?

Butch

11-13-2003, 11:06 AM

A phone number that is supposedly for her cell phone has been floating around lately . . . gave it a quick call and it goes straight to voicemail . . . which is, of course, full.

whitak24

11-13-2003, 11:11 AM

the quality on that video definitely was terrible, and she looked pretty bad in bed. she looked like she completely was not enjoying herself.....of course, maybe it's just because the guy she was with was boring :shrug:

Cantacuzene

11-13-2003, 11:22 AM

My guess is she was drugged/boozed up pretty completely. And Nickel, there is a difference between checking someone out and noticing.

Nija

11-13-2003, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene
My guess is she was drugged/boozed up pretty completely. And Nickel, there is a difference between checking someone out and noticing.

I dunno, if we are seeing the same thing, but to me, she totally looked sober, and hell she was even hamming it up for the camera, posing n shizzle, showing her exhibitionist side.

i thought her boobies looked kinda funny, but maybe it was the way they were flapping around :shrug:

nickel

11-13-2003, 11:35 AM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene
My guess is she was drugged/boozed up pretty completely. And Nickel, there is a difference between checking someone out and noticing.
there's a fine line if any

zenbooty

11-13-2003, 11:38 AM

The first two scenes she looked pretty coherent, but that flash of her face before the BJ looked like she was pretty out of it, like in the K-hole or something.

Cantacuzene

11-13-2003, 11:39 AM

Originally posted by nickelback

there's a fine line if any

And since you're a guy you would know right? Guy's watch pornography with guys in it all the time. They obviously see the male 'actor.' That doesn't mean they are focusing on him exclusively.

nickel

11-13-2003, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene

And since you're a guy you would know right?
lame
you can do better than that

Cantacuzene

11-13-2003, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by nickelback

lame
you can do better than that

I think entire discussion we are having if extremely lame. And it makes you look pathetic even going for whatever you're trying to achieve.

nickel

11-13-2003, 11:45 AM

Originally posted by Cantacuzene

I think entire discussion we are having if extremely lame. And it makes you look pathetic even going for whatever you're trying to achieve.
you are pathetic for suggesting i am a guy
therefore i shall suggest you are gay

djradam

11-13-2003, 11:55 AM

i heard that she was under the influence of something. i think that's what the news said, but at least the guy has a souvenier! haha.

she has a nice body

Cantacuzene

11-13-2003, 11:59 AM

Originally posted by nickelback

you are pathetic for suggesting i am a guy
therefore i shall suggest you are gay

How could anyone possible mistake you for a guy? You flaunt your sexuality constantly like a typical 'chatroom/message board slut.' The only chance you are a guy is if you are a sweaty 45 year old man who gets off on having a bunch of hard up guys on a message board flirt with you.

nickel

11-13-2003, 12:01 PM

i love you too Canta :kiss:

so hard to love such an angry young man tho...

Joshua

11-13-2003, 12:04 PM

Hey Nickel, let's play World War 2, you be Paris and I'll be German and conquer you. :naughty:

</farcking-w-canta>

Merlin

11-13-2003, 12:10 PM

She might be drunk or on something or not. With her I doubt there really would be a difference. But again...someone who stops to answer the phone during sex is probably not going to be the most fun. Just goes to show that it takes more than being attractive to be hot. :shrug:

PrObLy

11-13-2003, 03:20 PM

I also would like the link
much thanks

Grubbie

11-13-2003, 03:50 PM

I just love how her cell phone goes off, and instead of letting it ring, she turns it off. Would of been great if she answered while being nailed. I would of died if she did that :D

whitak24

11-13-2003, 04:42 PM

Originally posted by PrObLy
I also would like the link
much thanks
yhpm

djradam

11-13-2003, 05:37 PM

heh, i've only seen it with my sound turned off, i was wondering how you knew there was a cell phone..

Devhux

11-13-2003, 06:45 PM

Oh geez, I can't believe I'm requesting this one......... :)

blueindian

11-13-2003, 06:46 PM

Originally posted by GuruX
Oh geez, I can't believe I'm requesting this one......... :)

check yer pm.

Devhux

11-13-2003, 07:03 PM

Originally posted by blueindian

check yer pm.

Does it take a while to receive a PM? I still haven't gotten it yet.

Arriba

11-13-2003, 07:15 PM

havent seen the vid, saw some pics of it.. can someone pm me the link please? :)

DaFunkyUnit

11-13-2003, 09:15 PM

ok, i'm really damn curious about this. especially now how every morning radio show is talking about it... makes my morning commute rather un-bearable (pun not intended). PM?

Kevster

11-13-2003, 09:16 PM

I saw the vid a couple of days ago thanks ot F'd company.com. Since pud is based in NYC he had a field day with this one.

Also, if you want to see some seriously messed up people, read the forums on F'd company. You can find lots of new vocabulary words there :P

As for Paris, I'd hit it, but only here. (http://www.hilton-paris.com/)

nickel

11-14-2003, 04:12 AM

Originally posted by Kevster
I saw the vid a couple of days ago thanks ot F'd company.com. Since pud is based in NYC he had a field day with this one.

Also, if you want to see some seriously messed up people, read the forums on F'd company. You can find lots of new vocabulary words there :P

As for Paris, I'd hit it, but only here. (http://www.hilton-paris.com/)
i'll bet the hits on that site have went WAAAAAAY up as of late