rajatQ2
11-06-2003, 07:53 AM
>Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
>down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In Addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
>such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
>And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
>but to no avail.
>
>What can I do?
>
>Signed,
>Desperate
>
>
>Dear Desperate:
>
>First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
>Husband
>1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the Command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
>ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
>Husband 10 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
>Flowers 3.5.
>
>But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
>2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
>create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
>
>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
>Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
>Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Yo u might
>consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
>personally
>recommend
>Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
>Good Luck,
>Tech Support
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
>down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In Addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
>such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
>And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
>but to no avail.
>
>What can I do?
>
>Signed,
>Desperate
>
>
>Dear Desperate:
>
>First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
>Husband
>1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the Command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
>ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
>Husband 10 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
>Flowers 3.5.
>
>But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
>2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
>create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
>
>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
>Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
>Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Yo u might
>consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
>personally
>recommend
>Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
>Good Luck,
>Tech Support