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rajatQ2
11-06-2003, 07:53 AM
>Dear Tech Support:
>
>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
>down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry
>applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
>
>In Addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as
>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs
>such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
>
>And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply
>crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
>but to no avail.
>
>What can I do?
>
>Signed,
>Desperate
>
>
>Dear Desperate:
>
>First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while
>Husband
>1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the Command C:\I THOUGHT YOU LOVED
>ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed,
>Husband 10 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and
>Flowers 3.5.
>
>But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence
>2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
>create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
>
>Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another
>Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash
>Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
>limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. Yo u might
>consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I
>personally
>recommend
>Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
>
>Good Luck,
>Tech Support

nickel
11-06-2003, 07:55 AM
my only reply
see my sig

ski
11-06-2003, 08:25 AM
I think it's pretty clever geek humor

completely out of curiosity nb, where can I find statistics like that? I've looked through Gallup's stats, but I want seedy/hot topics (more along the lines of your stat). Or am I gullible and it's just made up?
:confused: Okay, I'll shut up now :halo:

attgig
11-06-2003, 08:59 AM
hrm... so, where do I, Single 6.3, fit in?


woah that was REALLY, REALLY REALLY weird....
i just picked 6.3 at random...but i just realized that it's been 6 years and 3 months of me being single....

speedracer120
11-06-2003, 09:46 AM
It's your unconcious self breaking through.

attgig
11-06-2003, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by speedracer120
It's your unconcious self breaking through.

subconscious???

Nanotech9
11-06-2003, 11:24 AM
single 6.3 needs to be re-compiled into boytoy 1.0. Program boytoy must only be accessed via encrypted VPN login set to no callback. Boytoy's security policy only allows access when SnoringLoudly.wav files are playing, and between the hours of 12am and 4am.

attgig
11-06-2003, 12:38 PM
man... pretty depressing to think that it's been that long since i've kissed a girl...

sigh.

:(

Cantacuzene
11-06-2003, 01:26 PM
This is like years old. I remember getting this chain email in high school.

TofuNinja
11-06-2003, 09:04 PM
yeah but it's funny :) oh the memories

donnar
11-06-2003, 09:11 PM
I love this one every time I see it too funny

Donna

brainsmile
11-07-2003, 12:31 AM
I'll find someone to kiss ya attgig :D