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revil
11-06-2003, 11:31 PM
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.". I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer. You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

I got this from: http://www.utterlyboring.com/

RoniMan
11-06-2003, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by revil
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.". I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer. You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

I got this from: http://www.utterlyboring.com/

:heh: good one revil!

Joshua
11-07-2003, 04:26 AM
Originally posted by revil
I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. It reads: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started.". I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished. So, today I have finished one bottle of white wine, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Baileys, my Prozac, a large box of chocolates and a quart of beer. You have no idea how good I feel. You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace.

I got this from: http://www.utterlyboring.com/

How do you think you'll feel in the morning? :D

Nanotech9
11-07-2003, 05:15 AM
the way to find inner piece is to use that little thingy in teh first matrix movie... then it happens to zap and extract peace, and then peace gets thrown out the window and dies in the rain.

PCC
11-07-2003, 06:52 AM
Mmm, Baileys....

bachviet
11-07-2003, 07:07 AM
Any hangover feeling???

nickel
11-07-2003, 07:08 AM
inner peace? i am looking for outter peace, because with outta piece i will have no inner peace. :winkie:

get it?

attgig
11-07-2003, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by nickelback
inner peace? i am looking for outter peace, because with outta piece i will have no inner peace. :winkie:

get it?

here...take my piece.

jase71
11-07-2003, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by SnotRocket


How do you think you'll feel in the morning? :D

Probably just fine. After taking all that stuff, he'll have inner peace all evening, and he'll rest in peace by morning....