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ufcrusher

11-28-2003, 11:40 AM

Definitely been on both sides of that wall. I had a certain fraternity brother who we called Mr. Cockblock. Anytime you were talking to a girl he would come up, walk directly in between you and the girl, and introduce himself. Then he wouldnt leave. Everyone always hated him for doing that. But on a good note, he ended up cockblocking me one time with this girl who ended up being totally psycho....so he had to deal with her, not me.

I also had a female friend who would cockblock me with women all the time. We were just friends and yet any time I was even talking to another girl she would come over and intentionally interfere. I dumped her friendship like a pile of rubish.

As for cockblocking....I used to do it to Mr. Cockblock as a payback. Depending on my mood I would either comment about the fact that he was compensating for the lack of anythign between his legs with his behavior or point out his stupidity. Never failed to get both a laugh and do the job.

Other than that I really havent cock blocked anyone.

PrObLy

11-28-2003, 04:14 PM

I have been cockblocked numerous times....just my luck.

All by my friends, on complete accident.

kei2

11-28-2003, 07:07 PM

Nope, I even try to avoid situations where I might be like a third wheel around my friends. It wouldn't do me any good to keep my friends from scoring. That's like trying to block your teammate's shot in basketball.

cheapie

11-28-2003, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by kei2
Nope, I even try to avoid situations where I might be like a third wheel around my friends. It wouldn't do me any good to keep my friends from scoring. That's like trying to block your teammate's shot in basketball.

yes...but what if your friends are female and you're blocking some ahole guy trying to score with them? i'm a massive cb in these situations.

kei2

11-28-2003, 09:28 PM

Oh that's a completely different situation, one I've had the good fortune to not have encountered yet. That's stepping in for the good of a friend and not just working to mess up someone's game.

ski

11-28-2003, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by cheapie

a massive cb in these situations.

cb = cheapb@stard? :D i keed...

I met a girl at a party and we hit it off. Then some guy comes up to her and is like "hey, I'll drive you home," and I'm thinking, "DOH!" so she ended up leaving with him.

Turns out it was her brother :P

Grubbie

11-28-2003, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by kei2
Nope, I even try to avoid situations where I might be like a third wheel around my friends. It wouldn't do me any good to keep my friends from scoring. That's like trying to block your teammate's shot in basketball.

Ya so.... Thats like shooting on your own goal in indoor soccer to piss your friends off :D... not that I would do that....:D

But on my intermural indoor team, we have had about 4 shoots on our own goal in abou t 7 games...

Ladogaboy

11-28-2003, 10:18 PM

Never done it and never really had it done to me. :shrug:

cheapie

11-29-2003, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by skiAtomic

cb = cheapb@stard?

lol.

i'm the best cockblocker ever. the main reason is that i'm not trying to hook up and the girls can tell i'm not trying to get in their pants, just have a good time. so the guys that are trying to eff them don't get any time cuz i've got the attn of the ladies i'm talking to.

Peachhead

11-30-2003, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by skiAtomic

cb = cheapb@stard? :D i keed...

I met a girl at a party and we hit it off. Then some guy comes up to her and is like "hey, I'll drive you home," and I'm thinking, "DOH!" so she ended up leaving with him.

Turns out it was her brother :P

which is no big deal unless she was from Alabama. :heh:

RoniMan

12-01-2003, 11:52 AM

my friends and i usually have different tastes in women, so we usually don't have to worry about it.

one time, it was my best friend's 21st bday. and we went to vegas, and we were at the club at hard rock. he was so drunk already so he was trying to pick up ANY chick. he had a friend that was pretty cute so i was dancing with her, and having a good time. all of a sudden, my friend jumped in the middle and started to do the "grind" with her. i was like "wtf?" then a minute later he left. turns out that when a girl would turn him down, he would come back to the friend (not me, the female one) and get some confidence built up. we laughed about it next day tho.

guiseppewv

12-02-2003, 02:54 PM

I have been CB'd before and I have been the CD'er before. There are a couple of people I know that "drive the bus" over me and a couple of my friends constantly.

One time, though, after a buddy of mine CB'd me I got even with him by interrupting him while he was talking to some hot chick. I went over and said "Hey, man, I haven't seen you in a while, how is that bad case of the clap that you had going?". He tried to explain to the girl that he didn't have the clap and that he never had the clap, it was so freakin' funny. :D :heh: Needless to say that chick bolted. :D :D

Originally posted by DarkFury

I think you have that confused with West Virginia... :hmm:

Yo, what's up with that? :D

mcs328

12-02-2003, 04:11 PM

I get CB all the time. Once I was in a store and I was talking to some chick and all of the sudden ***drum roll please*** my girlfriend appears!!! *badda-bing* It's a joke!!! LOL...I'm just kidding angl2b. :heh:

please don't hurt me...eeep!! :(

gear02

12-03-2003, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by mcs328
I get CB all the time. Once I was in a store and I was talking to some chick and all of the sudden ***drum roll please*** my girlfriend appears!!! *badda-bing* It's a joke!!! LOL...I'm just kidding angl2b. :heh:

please don't hurt me...eeep!! :(

hahahahaha! :heh: :heh:

whitak24

12-03-2003, 06:28 AM

cheapie

12-03-2003, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by guiseppewv
I have been CB'd before and I have been the CD'er before. There are a couple of people I know that "drive the bus" over me and a couple of my friends constantly.

One time, though, after a buddy of mine CB'd me I got even with him by interrupting him while he was talking to some hot chick. I went over and said "Hey, man, I haven't seen you in a while, how is that bad case of the clap that you had going?". He tried to explain to the girl that he didn't have the clap and that he never had the clap, it was so freakin' funny. :D :heh: Needless to say that chick bolted. :D :D

Yo, what's up with that? :D

lol. i did the same thing. i worked at mcdonald's and a buddy of mine was hitting on a couple of girls. i went up and asked how his hiv test turned out. he just looked at me, turned without a word, and walked to the back of the store. ahahaha....it was priceless.

Showtime

12-03-2003, 01:08 PM

Originally posted by DarkFury
Now how did "cockblocking" get into the "softer side of G|A"?

Interesting... :D

WTH? Were in softer side? I though we were in sports and entertainment...

;)

I don't mean to cockblock. I just show up.

:P

-jel:halo:

angl2b

12-04-2003, 05:12 PM

I wasn't CBing...he's just upset the girl wanted me andf not him....:D :P

cheapchinese

12-05-2003, 03:42 AM

i usually go off and get bunch of chicks... and after the group settles usually each one of my buddies would end up with one...
one time.. i was so game...got the girl buzzed out.. ready to go..
my friends gf cb's me... start saying how bored she was...and wanted to leave the club....i was like...man....why now >.<....crappy thing is .....her bf was like so far away from where i was at...
sometimes i wonder does she have vengence on me or something, cause she seems to always cb me when i'm in the game