Topic For Men And Very Educated Women!

[NiceMann]

Ok this is a very personal question. Believe me I am not asking for myself, but for a good female friend. What is the average size in length and circumference of the thing that makes a man a man. She can't go by mine because I wear a size 13 shoe...hehe.

But seriously...let's be honest. I will print out this page for her and show her the results in a day or so.

Damn what did I get myself into now?

~NiceMann

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[hapoo]

lol hahahaha hehe

well i heard on loveline 5.5 inches

[sbp]

heh heh You mean the size of a man's wallet? http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

[sbp]

By the way the size of my wallet is quite substancial. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[hapoo]

no no no sbp, he's talking about the remote control

[Jenny]

I'll have you guys know that the remote control is MINE in my house! My husband knows that if he even tries to take it, he won't get "it". LOL http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/redface.gif

[hapoo]

hahaha
sounds like a nice trade off to me http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[sbp]

Here's a picture of my remote control. Note how big and manly it is.
<img src="http://www.remotecentral.com/sl9000/photo0.jpg" alt="Hey stop touching me like that!">

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[hapoo]

lol hehe

you have waaay too much time on your hands sbp.

actually it looks pretty small when your resolution is high :P http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Nancy]

This is ALOT more fun than talking about Staples.

BTW, sbp, you're good, but I've also noticed you're very fast. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

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[Rynn]

Wow NiceMann, you're friend is going to be so happy when she sees this. So many usefull answers. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[NiceMann]

lol your telling me....but she has a good sense of humor. At least Hapoo gave somewhat of a real answer....damn is there anything he don't know http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[hapoo]

doesn't know not dont know Nicemann http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif hehe
just kidding

[Rynn]

He's just kidding, but in the meanwhile he did say it didn't he? http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

hapoo http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif



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[Chief Broom]

Haha you guys crack me up. In case you were wondering Alfred Kinsey (famous sexologist, first person to ever do a survey as big and detailed as he'd done) found the average length to be just barely under 6 inches (this was all done earlier in this century). But lately I have been hearing the average is about 5.2-5.5 inches. Has this countries penises been shrinking or what? Maybe scientists wanna make men feel better abotu themselves?? haha thoughts anyone???

[jsouth4502]

Well, you could always ask Jeeves...

Julie

[speedracer120]

The tight fitting jeans from the 70's and 80's must've had some effect on the older populatoin. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Leon]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Here's a picture of my remote control. Note how big and manly it is.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

sbp: I like this one better:

http://www.gamersx.com/columns/wemmick/images/maxim2000.jpg

[Jenny]

Shame on you Leon! No wonder you don't have a wife yet! *grin* J/K!!! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/redface.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Leon]

Hahaha... It's no wonder with _my_ attitude.

[hapoo]

could i get one of those leon????? http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[NiceMann]

lol too funny leon...damn if I had one of those, I still may be dating my old gf http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[StarvingCollegeStudent]

Market and sell that remote Leon, you'd make millions....=D

Make it a "GotApex Exclusive" Deal...hahahah

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[Hapakid]

I've heard 90% of men have a penis size of 5-7.5 inches. The rest of the population is different.....I wish I was different. HAA

CY

[hapoo]

Hapakid: Different also means less than 5 inches

[Hapakid]

There's such a thing as less than 5 inches?

CY

[Apex]

Man, Leon's going to be single all his life. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

[NiceMann]

hehe well he can just move in with you Apex. I am sure your soon to be wife won't mind at all. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Apex]

Man, I would be so living on the couch. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Leon]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>hehe well he can just move in with you Apex. I am sure your soon to be wife won't mind at all<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would, but all that sweet-talkin' they do would give me cavities.

[prtlewd]

This should answer that ? and a few others
http://my.webmd.com/content/dmk/dmk_article_6462836

[speedracer120]

man if this thread grows anylonger it's gonna get blueballs. j/k

i know, i know bad joke. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif

[NiceMann]

hehe too funny http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[hapoo]

hehe

[hapoo]

wait a sec
how the hell did you get more posts than me Nicemann?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif hehe

[NiceMann]

hehe don't know....i guess i cheated http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/frown.gif

Sorry man, I will give you some of mine if you really want them!

[RoniMan]

soo... nicemann, size 13 shoes huh? i thought you were called "nice" b/c of personality. =) j/k (hey, how do you put the animated faces? i'm tired of using the sideways happy face.)

ok, seriously, i read that "size" also depends on experience. If a woman is used to "very large" units. she will think a 5 inch (average size) penis is very small. On the other hand, if a woman is used to smaller than average sizes, 5-6 inches could seem bigger than usual.

[StarvingCollegeStudent]

Everyone here knows what they say about guys with big a$$ feet right???


They wear big a$$ shoes...

[Jenny]

ROFL! TOO FUNNY! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[sbp]

I have a 13" foot also. http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/files/wink2.gif

Takes a look around with a magnifying glass. Hmm {doesn't see that much}
http://www.action-electronics.com/grc/mag2.jpg

A lot of the Kinsey report has been discredited as hogwash. It is high time to stop quoting this "report" as some sort of sexual study bible which it is not!

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[Speedfreak]

I don't think this guy falls into that 90%. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif
http://home.socal.rr.com/speedfreak/cactus.jpg

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[Nancy]

Ah...I love the desert.

[StarvingCollegeStudent]

hahahahha... that's hilarious.... i think he's dating 'Palm'ela 'Hand'erson every nite... heheheheheeh

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[TimeKeeper]

Generally, I believe size-DOES-matter!

But................... when I realize 99% of female got hearts for Bill Gates...

I got nothing to say.....

[sbp]

Its amazing how many women are fooled by this piece of crap women user and abuser Clinton. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/mad.gif

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[Jenny]

Just realize that the best aren't! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Rynn]

Well, I do not belong with those 99%. Bah to that Clinton guy.

[colossus]

Mine about 12 feet long, weights almost 2 tons, and does 0-60 faster than 99%. Wait, you weren't talking about my Porsche?

With regards to Leon's remote control, dude, where do you get all these graphics!?! I know that one is from Maxim, which being the Ladies Man and all you visit quite often hehe. Speaking of Maxim, if you check out their "Girls Of Maxim" and see Kerri Kasem, well, her sister was my ex. Man, look what I gave up http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/frown.gif Doh!

Anyways, as a medical student who has has seen, well, his fair share, I can tell you it's nothing to write home about. The thing is though that the pre-enlarged size doesn't correlate to the enlarged size more than 50% of the time. The size distribution is a normal bell curve with most (95%) around 5-7.

Speaking as a guy who wears size 13 hiking boots for the last 5 years (hence the name Colossus), I can say foot size probably doesn't matter. Hey, stop laughing! What matters more seems to be body size and muscle density. Fortunately in high school when I was growing up I weighed 230 all muscle hehe...

But remember, unless it's a one night fling, the girls not gonna care unless you've got her brain going. If she don't love you, that big O is a big Zero hehe.

Yeah, how do you make those animated faces anyway?


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[colossus]

Also meant to say High Five to Jenny and Rynn. I can't stand women who can think Clinton is "charming" and at the same time condemn cheating.

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[Pdizog]

This is the funniest topic I have ever read!!!!Hee hee hee!!!!

[Paul@Rogue]

Nix the Kinsey studies. They're very out of date. A more recent study has been conducted by Master's and Johnson. Most Psychology schools refer to it as the authoritative study when dealing with sex and sexual matters. Kinsey is studied but only in the same way that Freud is studied, as a historical background.

In case anyone is interested I have the book they published (1st or 2nd edition, can't remember). If anyone wants, I'll post any interesting excerpts I come across (unless you have specific questions).

I also have the big book of erotic art kicking around somewhere. Some really interesting things in that book. Anyone into Marquis De Sade? *LOL*

BTW, if you're wondering, I majored in Psychology so stop snickering :-)

Cheers

P.S. The average length, according to the book, is 5.5 inches. But it varies by race.
Caucasions are dead average. But the average amoung each individual race only has a deviation of one inch in each direction from the median (If I happened to stop writing in english let me know, my insane gene sometimes kicks in).

[Paul@Rogue]

Niceman:

You should really post an anonymous survey, you're more likely to get an honest response (i.e. rather than 0% truth you'll get .9% truth *LOL*)

[NiceMann]

hehe i figured that topic would have died down by now...guess everyone has to voice their opinion...I hope the person I posted this for got their answer http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif