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05-10-2000, 07:33 PM
I am tired of these dang Census takers. Keep leaving me notices on my door that they missed me. I was sent the long form and I'll be damned if they need all that information. In the trash it went. They can come and arrest me if they really want to. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif
[This message has been edited by NiceMann (edited 05-10-2000).]
05-10-2000, 07:39 PM
Want a laugh...go read http://www.theonion.com/onion3612/us_population.html
Census got to love it! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
LOL! I almost spit my gum on my screen when I saw that. HAHAHAHAAA
05-10-2000, 08:00 PM
"I greatly enjoyed my 20 years in the House," said U.S. Rep. William Skene (R-ID). "Sadly, only one person from my state, Hank, answered the Census, so I will have to tender my resignation."
At least I wasn't the only one that didn't answer my census http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/cool.gif
05-11-2000, 04:28 PM
Stupid census people, forced me to do 2 census. One in the dorms, the other at home. Wait... that means I get double the financial aid!! Whoohoo! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
They jst recorded the 1 billionth person in India today. Imagine trying to do a census there!
05-11-2000, 05:34 PM
hehe talking about a full time job http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif
Crunch It Now
05-11-2000, 07:21 PM
so what is the plural of census, anyways? is it censuses or censi or what?
05-16-2000, 04:13 PM
Get it right... it's censuseses http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
05-16-2000, 11:20 PM
You mean sensei don't you!
Ço£o§§ü§ - yeah you can read into it...
05-17-2000, 08:45 PM
Ahh... Yes Master, Sensei. Let's go fight now.
05-17-2000, 09:04 PM
That is some funny stuff. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif
05-19-2000, 04:40 PM
Can't believe they have people running around do that.
05-19-2000, 10:14 PM
Yep they even got commericals on the TV telling people that they pay well and everything. Support your community....be a census taker.
Just don't come to my house. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif
heh that's still 10,000 more people than Canada has. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif
There is no good reason for all these nosey, intrusive questions. The reason for the census is the measure the amount of people the US has. Nothing more. Liberals need to know your race and ethnicity so they can continue to carry out those divisive policies they love so much. We should not accommodate them in doing so. As for school funding issue that someone is bound to raise ("but-but..." he/she stammered, "the schools won't get all the funding they need sniffle") 7% of the funding for schools comes from the Federal government. Education is the domain of local and state governments. But most of all its our responsibility to ensure that we and our children get the education needed. We are the ones ultimately responsible for our education not Uncle Sugar. For example my sister and her husband are the ones who make the decision of which school they are going to send my nephew to in the fall.
Now the Clinton administration has a plan to count 90% of the population and then using statistical methods make up the remaining 10% of the population they say was undercounted. Yeah like this corrupt administration is so trustworthy. The United States Constitution says an actual enumeration (actual headcount) must be done and the Supreme Court said in a decision a few months ago this bs plan could not be used. This raises an interesting quandary though: If these numskulls don't know what the total population of the US is how can they know what 90% of the population is? If they know what the total population is then there is no need to make up people like they were scheming to do.
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05-20-2000, 05:10 AM
Please respond to your census interviews. My very existance relies upon it.
Allow me to explain....
I live in Oregon. Oregon is a state of a few million bleeding-heart liberals voting for the rest of us hard-working, Chinese-made-stereo buying, anti-animal rights savages, whose jobs and families are less important than the well being of a bird, a fish, and a of couple of bugs. If you don't send in your census forms and respond to the interviews, Oregon will have a gross advantage in the House of Representatives. The House will undoubtably pass laws forbidding any human from living or working withing 200 miles of any place where a bird has flown or where any fish has swam. Because Oregon has rivers and birds everywhere, my family and I would be forced to move back to California or Washington, and endure bad traffic and sales tax. PLEASE DON'T ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN. PLEASE COOPERATE WITH THE CENSUS.
heh heh http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif
You should feel terrible about despoiling nature like that Bires! Shame on you. The poor birds, the poor little animals wh-where will they live? Wh-where will they go? http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Chip/7806/002.gif
You should be forced to move back to California Bires! You shouldn't have the freedom to live where you want and should be grateful that you aren't taxed more. What are you some type of radical right winger? Who cares if your forced to sit in traffic breathing fumes for hours. As long as the wetlands are preserved that's what really important and you shouldn't be driving anyway. Washington State and Oregon will become nature preserve states. Yes yes I can see it now. Algore's dream comes true! Hallelujah! The animals at the very least deserve this and much, much more. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/frown.gif It is the <font color=red>bleeding heart</font> compassionate thing to do. C'mon make the sarcifice selfish human.
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05-20-2000, 08:08 AM
I totally agree SBP. The area I live in use to be a swamp. I am going to pack up my things and move out to CA. Before I leave I will just dig up my yard and leave the water running. That way I can give my part back to nature. Come on everyone...we can all do our part. Let's all move to CA they have plenty of room out there.
I am also going to ask congress to pass a law of only one child per couple. That way there will be no over crowding and the animals and have plenty of space.
The census would be so much easier to take if everyone lived in CA. We can all just line up in a straight line and count off. Man I should run for President with all these great ideals. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/cool.gif
05-21-2000, 12:54 AM
heh Bires you live in Oregon and you complain about the sales tax...but not the state income tax you have to endure or the mandatory gas station attendanents that pump the gas price another 20 cents a gallon(no pun intended)
i've driven in oregon the traffic on I5 in portland albany and salem is just as bad as any other city. and that speed limit of 55 is ridiculous....i come across the columbia at 70 and hit the border and have to slow down 15 miles so some oregon cop won't bust me just cause i got washington plates....oh well i'm off to fill out my census oh wait no i'm not....
05-21-2000, 01:19 AM
Hmm...so much for a sense of humor...
You're from WA. I lived there once (twice actually). Did you know that AAA named I405 from Renton north the "Worst Highway" and the East Sound beat out South LA for most dangerous place to drive.
05-21-2000, 01:30 AM
heh sorry wasn't trying to be as harsh as it sounded...i live in the east sound are and yeah i know it is one of the most dangerous places to drive. my insurance rates show that it is. i don't drive 405 it sucks. there are actually intersections around my area that have had 100+ accidents in the past year. but i go to school in chicago and the traffic back home is nothing compared to it.anyway why would anyone want to go to renton anyway http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif
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