In honor of Apex's Wedding, I submit....

[tongyang]

Wow.... that is so true... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/redface.gif

[StarvingCollegeStudent]

So where does apex fit under those catagories?? http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif jk

[Leon]

Scary but quite true.

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = pregnancy
Dumb man + smart woman = affair
Dumb man + dumb woman = marriage
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot & not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single man, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering thesame thing.
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

[tadow]

i totally agree with :
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
and
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

[NiceMann]

hehe so true http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[sbp]

Some questions are best left unanswered StarvingCollegeStudent.

[hapoo]

hehe that was great

[Nancy]

Good one, Leon

[Sjarred]

That was pretty funny.

[ProMinx]

preach on, brother leon! preach on!
ProMinx

[This message has been edited by ProMinx (edited 05-22-2000).]