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01-08-2004, 05:49 PM
I couldn't stop laughing at Aragorn's entries:
Still not king.
In Lothlorien. Think Galadriel was hitting on me. Saucy wench.
Nice chat with Boromir. Heís not so bad.
Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King
Still not king, goddamnit."
The Very Secret Diaries of LOTR (http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/index.html)
01-08-2004, 05:59 PM
01-08-2004, 09:16 PM
Oldy but goody. :hihi:
01-08-2004, 09:30 PM
01-08-2004, 10:56 PM
hahaha I had never seen this site. Funny stuff! :D
01-09-2004, 07:03 AM
Excerpt from the Secret Diary of Ringwraith #5:
Just opened Christmas pressie from Sauron. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ring!
Got box of chocolates as Christmas bonus from Dark Lord, again. As per usual, Sauron ate all the toffees and left the strawberry creams. How I detest this life of vile servitude.
V. bored in Barad-Dur. Nothing to do but play Scrabble with Orcs. Is v. annoying as Orcs only know Black Speech of Mordor. You try spelling Azg Nazg Gimbatul for a triple word score. Yeah, I didnít think so.
This had me laughing so hard a co-worker came over to find out what was so funny.
01-10-2004, 12:16 PM
Funny...but it seems each one ends with some psycho, latent homosexuality.
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