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whitak24
02-02-2004, 11:37 AM
Micro$haft is so damn obnoxious it's not even funny. today's offender: M$ Word and the lack of a "flush right" command.

now tell me, mr. bill: would have it really been too much trouble to program in a keyboard command that would flush text to the right? bloody hell -- word perfect has been doing it since the mid-80s or so. do you not have enough money to afford the paycheck for a coder to spend a couple weeks designing this?

instead, your website helpfully informs me that i can make a two-column table to emulate this look, or set some tab stops or something. well guess what? i can stretch my anus with my hands g-atse style, but you don't see me doing that, now do you, you stupid dumb **** who uses your monopoly power to force ****ty software on the world? that's because it's inconvenient and uncomfortable, much like using your worthless "office suite" :rolleyes:

Jeffbx
02-02-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by whitak24
well guess what? i can stretch my anus with my hands g-atse style, but you don't see me doing that, now do you, you stupid dumb **** who uses your monopoly power to force ****ty software on the world? that's because it's inconvenient and uncomfortable, much like using your worthless "office suite" :rolleyes:

I hereby declare this to be the 'rant of the week'

Way to go, Whitak! You tell 'em! :D

chrissy
02-02-2004, 12:39 PM
Originally posted by whitak24
well guess what? i can stretch my anus with my hands g-atse style, but you don't see me doing that, now do you, you stupid dumb **** who uses your monopoly power to force ****ty software on the world? that's because it's inconvenient and uncomfortable, much like using your worthless "office suite" :rolleyes:

:eek3:


umm, this really upsets you, huh?

whitak24
02-02-2004, 12:41 PM
thanks man :) i figured out how to do it, and while it takes about 17 times as long as hitting Alt+F7, and least i imposed my will on the computer :heh:


Originally posted by chrissy
umm, this really upsets you, huh?
what was your first clue? ;)