CuzimRoysMom
02-16-2004, 07:00 AM
Best Classified Ads of the Year
1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES!!
2. FREE PUPPIES ... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
3. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT
AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD.
4. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
5. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
6. NORDIC TRACK $300. HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
7. GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
8. NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
9. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL THE WASHER& DRYER $300.
10. (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica.45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.No
longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.
1. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. BITES!!
2. FREE PUPPIES ... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
3. FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT ... BEEN OUT
AWHILE...BETTER BE A REWARD.
4. 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB --$850/offer
5. COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
6. NORDIC TRACK $300. HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
7. GEORGIA PEACHES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
8. NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE.
9. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL THE WASHER& DRYER $300.
10. (AND THE BEST ONE) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia
Britannica.45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.No
longer needed. Got married last month. Wife knows everything.