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07-11-2000, 02:53 PM
Haha, some of those were really funny
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07-11-2000, 03:05 PM
Jesus, my secretary just asked me what the hell was so funny...
this is great... from "The Smart Box", about someone pretending to be a Japanese parent, Lowtax, talking to a parenting expert..
Lowtax - Learning enviroment! We teach Myiama when she does bad, we place in her Box of Trial and have small radio we talk through, say "You have done it very badly Myiama, we are very much displease with you actions!" It like "time out" or standing in corner, we teach disipline!
Colleen - I understand what you'r trying to teach but I'm not sure if that's the most effective way to teach that. : (
Lowtax - No, it work! We put Myiama in box, me and wife get outside box and shove it around, shaking it! We turns lights off and on and make ghost sounds to scare, then throw things inside box, we shout "NO MYIAMA! YOU MAKE WRONG DECISION! YOU SEE BAD OUTCOME NOW! LEARN YOU LESSON!"
Lowtax - Fast results, works well on pets too!
Colleen - What?!! That is terrible!! You train your pets that way also?!
Lowtax - Yes, we have doberman pincher, we get for security! We train it to attack burglars, so we get picture of buglar and burglar doll and put it in box with dog, we then kick box around and shove it and flip it over and shout "ATTACK ENEMY BURGLAR, PINCEE, ATTACK AND INJURY!" and my wife flips lights on and off and makes ghosts noises. Dog does not enjoy ghost noises either, so it learns that in dark with burglar, it should be attacking! Very angry afterwords, not a good thing if we in room!
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