Quotes from round the world :)

[CluelessSi]

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
-Francois Sagan



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~Reality is an illusion~

[CluelessSi]

too often we see people killing catepillars and then complaining there are not enough butterflies.
—Unknown.


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~Reality is an illusion~

[Edited by CluelessSi on 08-09-2001 at 06:51 AM]

[CluelessSi]

In an Internet without doors or walls, who needs Windows or Gates?

—Anonymous.

** I personally like MS **

[CluelessSi]

The only thing constant is change.
—Hiram.

[CluelessSi]

ok after the flood control i got a bunch hehe

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed.
—Robert Gronock.


Women have their faults. Men have only two: Everything they say and everything they do.
—Unknown.


man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn't want.
—Unknown.


If women knew what we were thinking, they'd never stop slapping us.
—Unknown.


I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar.
—Unknown.

[CluelessSi]

I am free of all prejudice; I hate everyone equally.

—W.C. Fields.
1879-1946

[CluelessSi]

Yesterday upon the stair I met a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today; I think he's from the CIA.

—Anonymous.

Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs the fastest.

—Banks.

If you water it and it dies, it's a plant. If you pull it out and it grows back, it's a weed.

—Gallagher

[CluelessSi]

He who laughs last, didn't get the joke.
—Unknown.

[CluelessSi]

Going to college won't guarantee you a job, but it'll give you four years to worry about getting one.

—Unknown.

[speedracer120]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by CluelessSi:
Where does virgin wool come from? The sheep that runs the fastest.

—Banks.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sick. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif



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[CluelessSi]

No dream comes true until you wake up and go to work.

—Unknown.

Sorry for posting so many times i just love quotes and ezch time i come across a good or funny one i will post it =)


[This message has been edited by CluelessSi (edited 07-12-2000).]

[CluelessSi]

The government will soon conduct a survey as to why people get bored on the job. Just thinking about this survey makes one drowsy.

—Unknown

heehee i keep alert by posting

[CluelessSi]

Don't forget the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.

—Unknown.

[CluelessSi]

If at first you don't succeed, deny that you ever tried it - a personal friend of mine

[This message has been edited by CluelessSi (edited 07-12-2000).]

[CluelessSi]

A person you love isn't someone you can live with. It's someone you can't live without.
Melissa.

[CluelessSi]

Love at first sight is often cured by a second look.

—Unknown

[Jeffbx]

"You're darn lucky, Saunders! If that rhino had really been mad, he would've done a heck of a lot more than just slap you!"

- Gary Larson, The Far Side

[CluelessSi]

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)


A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
Gloria Steinem

[CluelessSi]

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) , while working, when informed that his wife is dying.

[CluelessSi]

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first - an attempted suicide.
Chris Hubbock , who shot herself during a broadcast

[CluelessSi]

A billion hours ago, human life appeared on earth. A billion minutes ago, Christianity emerged. A billion Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning.
1996 Coca-Cola Company annual report

[CluelessSi]

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
Winston Churchill, Sir (1874-1965)

[CluelessSi]

A word is dead when it is said, some say, I say it just begins to live that day.
Emily Dickinson

[MD2B]

He is no fool who gives up what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.

-Jim Eliot

[AJ]

Crowded Elevators smell differently to midgets.
- Confuscious

[sillyazn]

haha some of them are funny like the prejudice one http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[tongyang]

CluelessSi - I see that you're pumping up your post count http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[CluelessSi]

hehe
i mainly sepreate the quotes is because I want to make it easier for ppl to read and to reply =)

[AJ]

i agree, its either on the eyes. and NO ONE around here pads their post count!! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

[CluelessSi]

=)
So anyone else got funny or intresting qoutes they can post up? I am very intrested in what others have come across

[StonedWheat]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>
stop me if you think that you've heard this
one before
nothing's changed
I still love you, I still love you
but only slightly
less than I used to
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
-The Smiths