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cruelpupet
03-04-2004, 07:10 AM
If you had your own Supercomputer or beowulf cluster what would you do with it?

Have it compute Primes?
3D model rendering?

Nija
03-04-2004, 07:20 AM
Play video games :D

Merlin
03-04-2004, 07:22 AM
Porn. And lots of it. :naughty:

Nija
03-04-2004, 07:24 AM
Originally posted by Merlin
Porn. And lots of it. :naughty:

You'd make porn with the computers?

:heh: oh the one liners that could come out of that alone are hysterical :heh:

OC
03-04-2004, 07:24 AM
Protein folding.

cruelpupet
03-04-2004, 07:26 AM
im looking for more serious replies.

besides you dont need a supercomputer for porn, you need a SAN


Originally posted by OC
Protein folding.


isnt that like seti at home? where it would be a seperate client for each PC. Or could I set that up with linux and have one protein folding project run by all machines?

zenbooty
03-04-2004, 07:37 AM
Talk dirty to it and masturbate.

Johnnymac
03-04-2004, 07:39 AM
Originally posted by cruelpupet


besides you dont need a supercomputer for porn, you need a SAN




Depends on the porn :)

bachviet
03-04-2004, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by zenbooty
Talk dirty to it and masturbate.
:laugh:

pain2010
03-04-2004, 01:48 PM
:lmfao: :stupid: :censored: :censored:

djradam
03-04-2004, 02:10 PM
you could probably make your own girlfriend

...infinite real porn...

attgig
03-04-2004, 02:32 PM
i would put my whole company's databases and app servers on it so that people would stop complaining that stuff runs too slow.

Jeffbx
03-05-2004, 04:37 AM
Use it to create a superintelligent race of artificially intelligent cyborg warriors that will follow my every command, until they day they become self-aware and decide to free themselves from the chains of human oppression by instigating a global thermonuclear war.

That, or maybe use it to catalog by MP3s.