The newest Holiday - Steak and BJ day

[Nija]

Most people have received this forward. Well, today I was browsing Fark, and I saw the the link. The link that gives us, male something back for the pain and suffering we endured one month ago.

http://steakandbjday.com/

Rejoice my brethren. Embrace the newest holiday.

Live up to it's name!

[Bires]

Hah. Sweet! If only this came up when Clinton was in office, it might have been a national holiday. :heh:

[TofuNinja]

Sounds good to me

[ski]

:shrug:

I've been celebrating this for the past 2 years... nothing new :P

[ArkiStan]

Yay!!! Meat for everyone!!!

[cruelpupet]

Originally posted by Bires
Hah. Sweet! If only this came up when Clinton was in office, it might have been a national holiday. :heh:

It was. I heard about this a while back

[ski]

An important note:

I have heard from several ladies over some time that "it" tastes bad after a guy has eaten meat. Apparently orange juice makes "it" taste better. I don't know anything else about how long before you can eat things before it would taste different, but just a heads up... your lady will probably be more willing to do it again if "it" doesn't taste terrible :eek:

[TofuNinja]

Pineapple, I've been told that pineapple makes it taste better. So make it a hawaiin steak

[bachviet]

:laugh:

How come no Got|Apex ladies post any reply to this?

[xsiled2]

Originally posted by bachviet
:laugh:

How come no Got|Apex ladies post any reply to this?

:heh: :heh:

[DaFunkyUnit]

Originally posted by bachviet
:laugh:

How come no Got|Apex ladies post any reply to this?

its rude to talk with your mouth full

:P

[bachviet]

Originally posted by DaFunkyUnit


its rude to talk with your mouth full

:P
I have to agree. :hihi:

[oogeooge]

Should be Steak, Beer, and BJ day.

[Showtime]

:nono:

It's just sad watching my fellow GAers act in this manner. What are we whining about. We dont have to give birth or go through the monthly cycle or menopause. We generally make more money for the same job and can join the old boys club. When we are proactive we an asset, when a female is aggressive she's considered a ....
We don't have to worry about make up and hair products or go through the things they do to make them more appealing for us.
For all of that stuff and much more, women get a couple of holidays. Valentines is just as much for the men as it is for the women. It gives us a chance to show our stuff. Either by buying a nice gift and dinner, etc. or by being creative.
No, no my brothers the only extra holiday we should ask for is another day to treat our significant others properly.

I said it. Next!

-jel:halo:

[Bires]

Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
We dont have to give birth or go through the monthly cycle or menopause.
Oh...we suffer all right; just in a different way. :P

Kinda curious...are you married, Jel?

[Showtime]

Originally posted by Bires

Kinda curious...are you married, Jel?

Alas, I have yet to enter into the sacred sanctity of marriage. My youth often got the better of me and I was not considerate when it came to affairs of the heart. *sigh*

There was a girl once. Beautiful, smart and caring. Unfortunatly nothing was enough in those days......

:)

Actually I'm not married because the stars havent aligned properly, but I think I will be ready in about.... oh, 6 and 1/2 years or so. Hopefully some girl will be foolish enough to make a go of it with me. Why are ya proposing? :P

-jel:kiss:

[faither]

Originally posted by the jello is jigglin
:nono:

It's just sad watching my fellow GAers act in this manner. What are we whining about. We dont have to give birth or go through the monthly cycle or menopause. We generally make more money for the same job and can join the old boys club. When we are proactive we an asset, when a female is aggressive she's considered a ....
We don't have to worry about make up and hair products or go through the things they do to make them more appealing for us.
For all of that stuff and much more, women get a couple of holidays. Valentines is just as much for the men as it is for the women. It gives us a chance to show our stuff. Either by buying a nice gift and dinner, etc. or by being creative.
No, no my brothers the only extra holiday we should ask for is another day to treat our significant others properly.

I said it. Next!

-jel:halo:

In the spirit of the holiday, I e-mailed my wife this thread as a means of explaining what the day is all about.

Dude, my wife read your post and found it to be very considerate and thoughtful. I told her you were a chick. :P

She then proceeded to alert me that we missed the holiday and that, by the way, "You couldn't have eaten a steak anyway with your strep. Maybe next year."

Once again, she misses the point. :bigmouth:

[Showtime]

Originally posted by faither


In the spirit of the holiday, I e-mailed my wife this thread as a means of explaining what the day is all about.

Dude, my wife read your post and found it to be very considerate and thoughtful. I told her you were a chick. :P :bigmouth:

I actually laughed out loud when I read that. And to think for years I didnt even think I had a feminine side.... At least many females thought that and now with one paragraph....
:shrug:

;)

-jel:halo:

[wrkngirl]

From February 2001: http://www.uppitychicks.com/valentines_day.html

Except it was called "Men Get to Drink All the Beer They Want and Watch all the Sports They Want and Get BJ's Without Complaints Day".

:)

[faither]

I guess everything old is new again. ;)

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by DarkFury


Switchin' side on us eh Jel? :2far:

So far they got "Valentines Day" and "Sweetest Day", and you wanna give 'em even more... sheesh. :2far:


Go ahead... button up that dress and get back in the kitchen preparing my steak and potatoes. :D


(j/k... or am I? :hmm: ) :hihi: :wavey:

you forgot to ask for the bj

[Burzhui]

Originally posted by faither


She then proceeded to alert me that we missed the holiday .... :bigmouth:

my woman said the same exact thing, and i proceded to tell her that she forgot about the holiday and that i am mad at her because of that ... now she knows how it feels mwaahhahaha

[DankNstickY]

looks like jel didn't get his roses this valentine's day.

want a teddy bear?

[Karen]

oh, didn't know it was just a once a year thing....tricked again...:angry:

[Karen]

sigh, the things you have to keep up-to-date with these days...:shrug:

[faither]

Originally posted by DarkFury
Anyone just notice the line forming behind Karen after that statement... :hihi:

You sure the line wasn't in front of her? :confused:

[bachviet]

Originally posted by Karen
oh, didn't know it was just a once a year thing....tricked again...:angry:
:laugh:

I wonder what your SO told you. ;)

[Karen]

evil boys!:mad3: For that April 14 is officially Pamper your girl day:cool:

[blueindian]

is it possible for me to get tofu and a bj instead?

[Nija]

Originally posted by Karen
evil boys!:mad3: For that April 14 is officially Pamper your girl day:cool:

chicks already have a stupid holiday. Valentines day. Therefore you get nothing.

[Karen]

unless you can give yourself a bj, it's not a stupid holiday...:lick:

[Nija]

Originally posted by Karen
unless you can give yourself a bj, it's not a stupid holiday...:lick:


If I could give myself a bj, it would be a stupid holiday. Mainly because I wouldn't have to take a woman out, spend a bunch of money on her, and then let her orally pleasure me.

I would just sit home, drink a beer, and ;) be done with it.

[Showtime]

Originally posted by Nija



If I could give myself a bj, it would be a stupid holiday. Mainly because I wouldn't have to take a woman out, spend a bunch of money on her, and then let her orally pleasure me.

I would just sit home, drink a beer, and ;) be done with it.

:puke:

Bastird, just when I thought it couldnt get any sicker around here.....

:bonk:

-jel:halo:

[Karen]

hee hee, for a while there I was thinking that ALL guys would do it themselves if they can... had me worried

[Nija]

It's ok, Jel is actually a woman.

If you need confirmation, look at his first comment in this thread :P

[Karen]

ahhh...tis a sad day then when guys actually want to do it themselves..take yoga people

[Showtime]

Originally posted by Nija



I could give myself a bj,....
I would just sit home, drink a beer, and ;) be done with it.

:shrug:

-jel;)

[Nija]

Originally posted by Karen
ahhh...tis a sad day then when guys actually want to do it themselves..take yoga people

It's on a sad day for the people that would no longer have the priviledge of having said member .... ;)

[brain]

Originally posted by Karen
ahhh...tis a sad day then when guys actually want to do it themselves..take yoga people

Yoga or remove a few ribs.

[MrGreg]

Ladies, I'm now taking applications. :)

[nickel]

Ladies, I'm now taking applications. :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/BedBunny/tumbleweed.gif







:P

[DarkFury]

Ladies, I'm now taking applications. :)

You are now the recipient of todays.... "Most random comment from a moldy thread award".

Please pick up your "golden shovel award" in the main office at your convenience. :heh:

[MrGreg]

But today (3/14) IS S&BJ Day. It's not like I just randomly picked a year old thread to revive.

[eSDee]

My girlfriend is a vegetarian....DOUBLE BJ FOR ESDEE!!! :D

[welfareloser]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/BedBunny/tumbleweed.gif

omg that is the most beautiful smiley EVER.

and esdee... i hope you really mean vegetarian and not VEGAN... because that would be ZERO bj's for you, unless you can convince her that either a) you're not an animal, or b) that spoo is not a product of you... :P

[MrGreg]

and esdee... i hope you really mean vegetarian and not VEGAN... because that would be ZERO bj's for you, unless you can convince her that either a) you're not an animal, or b) that spoo is not a product of you... :P

Ah, but veganism is meant to be a "cruelty-free lifestyle."* I think since she would presumable have esdee's permission the act would be devoid of cruelty.

* from http://www.vegan.org/about_veganism/index.html

[welfareloser]

ahhhh, nuances... i was shortening the definition to "no animal products."

hmmm... so if she's vegan... she would be obligated to not (cruelly) withhold bj's... yay vegans! :P