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revil
03-15-2004, 10:19 AM
Over the phone we were talking and she asks me, "so.... got a girlfriend yet? what's her name?" I responded, "palmula." My mom repeats the name and procedes to say, "that's an odd name" while my dad is laughing in the background.
brainsmile
03-15-2004, 10:21 AM
ha ha ha...
RoniMan
03-15-2004, 10:25 AM
:lmfao:

i'm gonna laugh even more when she tells all her friends about your new "gf"...
Showtime
03-15-2004, 10:33 AM
Wait til she insists on meeting your girlfriend.
:)

-jel:halo:
RoniMan
03-15-2004, 10:39 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury


Oh wait.. that's chosen's girl right? :hihi:

ONLY for that one month...:P
look_ma
03-15-2004, 11:24 AM
LOL, dude that is a classic. That made me laugh literally aloud.
Merlin
03-15-2004, 11:29 AM
Don't forget to mention the other girl you are seeing - Rosie. :hehehmm:
Airencracken
03-15-2004, 12:19 PM
Or Fistina.
bachviet
03-15-2004, 12:24 PM
:laugh:
brainsmile
03-15-2004, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by DarkFury


Just call Judy... :hihi:


Oh wait.. that's chosen's girl right? :hihi: say's who? did he win her?
ShawnLee
03-15-2004, 01:56 PM
I'm impressed that you said that to your mom more than your mom's response.
Burzhui
03-15-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by revil
Over the phone we were talking and she asks me, "so.... got a girlfriend yet? what's her name?" I responded, "palmula." My mom repeats the name and procedes to say, "that's an odd name" while my dad is laughing in the background.

Palmula... is her last name Handerson by any chance ;)
revil
03-15-2004, 04:39 PM
Originally posted by ShawnLee105
I'm impressed that you said that to your mom more than your mom's response.
psh. you haven't heard the half of it. when i first went to school here at OSU, she thought it was cute that the school mascot was a beaver. being like she was, she didn't understand the other meaning of beaver. so i'd say random things about beaver to her and she'd think it was cute. although the things i said about beaver had a HUGE sexual connotation. One day I got an angry phone call from her because she started repating what i said to other people....
Merlin
03-15-2004, 05:42 PM
Man you have a pretty sick relationship with mom. Most folks I know wouldn't be making beaver jokes to dear old mom.
revil
03-15-2004, 06:26 PM
its more like me making fun of her and her not knowing it.
Merlin
03-15-2004, 06:43 PM
Whatever. I wonder what Freud would say. :hehehmm:
ShawnLee
03-15-2004, 08:06 PM
Wow, look at that hairless beaver, I wonder if it's some sorta albino.
chrissy
03-15-2004, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by revil

its more like me making fun of her and her not knowing it


:lmfao:

My parents are here visiting, and I swear that is our favorite past time with mom!

My aunt (her sister) says that this is why she was put on earth, to make people laugh!
Showtime
03-15-2004, 11:01 PM
Revil,

That woman carried you for 9 months and gave birth to you. I don't know if we're thankful for that, but you should be.

Now that thats over with. You should tell your mom how badly you treat your "girlfriend." Things like you only use "her" for sex and you make her do your laundry and she hand feeds you.
The jokes are limitless....

-jel:halo:
jonEwantsM3
03-16-2004, 03:02 AM
..i dun get it..:confused:
bachviet
03-16-2004, 06:50 AM
Originally posted by DarkFury

Are you serious... or are you playing?



GF = hand i.e. "self love and gratification".


Basically a long term relationship in some people's cases. :hihi:
Speaking from experience??? J/K ;)