Guy walks into a bar...

[brainsmile]

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said "DAMN! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."

[oblongmelon]

ROTFL!~

[ray]

that's great!

[ShawnLee]

Wow, that's the best thing I've heard in a while. My prof is looking at me funny now because I nearly cracked up. :heh:

[gear02]

hahaha...that's very good. nice one :D

[HmpDeeHmp]

hahah Thanks for the laugh! Just what I needed to stay awake at work... :D

[ufcrusher]

OBG...still funny though.

[bachviet]

ROTFL :laugh:

[The Happy Squirrel]

hehe reminds me of a good one


a businessman goes to the bar at the top of his office building after a long hard days work

starts his drink when the guy sitting next to him strikes up a conversation.

they get to talking about the weather, and the guy tells the businessman about the strange wind patterns around the building. he tells the business man that if you go over to the windows, jump out, you will fall 20 stories, and the updraft will catch you, and sweep you back up into the open window safe and sound

the businessman cant believe this, so the guy goes over to the windows and jumps out, he falls about 20 stories, and then swoops around and right back into the open window.
the businessman cant believe his eyes. so a few drinks later the guy does it again.

falls 2o storiesbefore being safely returned through the open window. well after much prodding, and very much drinking, the guy finally convinces the businessman to take the leap.
the businessman slamshis drink goes over to the window and jumps. the guyswatches as the businessman falls over 100 stories and spaltters on the sidewalk far far below. the guy then goes back to the bar and orders antoerh drink
the bartender then says, "You know, your a real jerk when your drunk superman."


heheh i love that one

[Memo]

Haha happy, that was pretty funny. I like yours too smile. You hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?

[cheapchinese]

whats obg??

[ShawnLee]

Oldie But Goodie

[cheapchinese]

oh...thanks shawn

[ShawnLee]

NP: No Prob

[brainsmile]

glad to see it was well received

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by brainsmile
glad to see it was well received

:( but how come my tree jokes weren't so well received...

[DaFunkyUnit]

Originally posted by RoniMan


:( but how come my tree jokes weren't so well received...

coz all your jokes are certified stupid. (and you also have a card to prove it, too!) :D


Originally posted by Memo
Haha happy, that was pretty funny. I like yours too smile. You hear the one about the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?

i might have heard it, but dont remember. why dont you lay it on us?

[Memo]

Eh, the joke was the question. The cannibal "dumping" his g/f WAS the joke :(

[RoniMan]

Originally posted by Memo
Eh, the joke was the question. The cannibal "dumping" his g/f WAS the joke :(

:disa:



oh surrrre! make fun of MY jokes...at least i have a permit to tell dumb jokes....:dodgy:


:D

[Showtime]

Funny = good.

Thanks all...er.. most for the laughs,

-jel:halo: