baggio248
03-29-2004, 09:31 AM
I am saving my nickels!
GARDNERVILLE, Nev. (AP.org) -- On U.S. Highway 395, which cuts straight through this little town, Dennis Hope sells undeveloped land for the bargain price of $19.99 an acre. There are spacious lots near grand locales: The Sea of Tranquility. The Sea of Serenity.
Not a neighbor in sight, all the way to the horizon.
Granted, there is no air and no water. The daytime high: 225 degrees. The nighttime low: minus-245 degrees.
Behold the moon, Hope's real estate boon. Millions have already purchased prime parcels. They have nicely framed certificates to prove it.
The moon seller is a former actor, ventriloquist, purveyor of mobile homes and one-time deli counter worker. By his estimate, he sampled 96 occupations before opening his company, Lunar Embassy.
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GARDNERVILLE, Nev. (AP.org) -- On U.S. Highway 395, which cuts straight through this little town, Dennis Hope sells undeveloped land for the bargain price of $19.99 an acre. There are spacious lots near grand locales: The Sea of Tranquility. The Sea of Serenity.
Not a neighbor in sight, all the way to the horizon.
Granted, there is no air and no water. The daytime high: 225 degrees. The nighttime low: minus-245 degrees.
Behold the moon, Hope's real estate boon. Millions have already purchased prime parcels. They have nicely framed certificates to prove it.
The moon seller is a former actor, ventriloquist, purveyor of mobile homes and one-time deli counter worker. By his estimate, he sampled 96 occupations before opening his company, Lunar Embassy.
http://customwire.ap.org/photos/NY33203281722-big.jpg