bra size..

[K2]

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my Wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied, "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses,
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

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Bra Sizes
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.

[bachviet]

Pretty funny... :laugh:

[Hiro]

go K2

[K2]

Originally posted by Corsec
go K2

you don't sound amused :shifty:

[Hiro]

i'm sorry, i didn't put a little smilie face for your pleasure even though i did actually laugh.

:D :P :heh:

Better?

[DankNstickY]

nice.


oh... and the mandatory :bigmouth: :heh: :hihi: :hehehmm: :lmfao: :laugh: :kawaii: to please k2

[ufcrusher]

LOL - that was good enough to be read outloud to my wife, even she laughed at the joke. :hihi:

[ski]

might be good enough to post to my gal friends... don't think they'd take offense to that, but just to be sure, I'll only send it to the ones with a C, D, or DD ;)

[Showtime]

:thumb:

GJ ther c!

:)

-jel:halo:

[look_ma]

so that is what all those silly letters meant. I always thought they meant something else because she would always cry everytime I said she got an "A" int he bra dept. no wonder she called me an insensitive Ahole.

[cheapchinese]

Originally posted by look_ma
so that is what all those silly letters meant. I always thought they meant something else because she would always cry everytime I said she got an "A" int he bra dept. no wonder she called me an insensitive Ahole.

:eek: :heh: :bigmouth:
good one

[nickel]

those jokes were quite titilating :D

[TofuNinja]

SO that's what the cups sizes mean... makes sense :)

[Apex]

Hmm, shouldn't this be in the hardware forum? ;) hehe.

[Merlin]

Nah, the software forum. :hehehmm:

[bachviet]

Silicon ain't that "soft"!