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tweeteresa
03-31-2004, 12:22 PM
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife:

"Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife." So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.

Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket. She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him." "You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?" "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

gear02
03-31-2004, 12:31 PM
hehehe....sweeeeeet!

Kim
03-31-2004, 01:58 PM
Good one!

ufcrusher
03-31-2004, 02:37 PM
Another version of an OBG. THe original has it being a lawyer who is asked to put the money in the casket as part of the will.

Lolita
03-31-2004, 03:18 PM
smart wifey

bachviet
03-31-2004, 03:30 PM
:laugh:

Sir_Froggy
03-31-2004, 03:48 PM
:heh: thats a good one

TofuNinja
04-01-2004, 02:30 AM
nice

cheapchinese
04-01-2004, 04:04 AM
haha... figures... woman :P

don't hate me ....

/running in a hole /

Jeffbx
04-01-2004, 04:52 AM
Ha ha!

Another version:

3 brothers promise the same to their father. Brother #1 goes up to the casket, puts in an envelope with $10k, leans in & says his goodbyes. Brother #2 comes up, places another $10k into the casket, says his goodbyes. Brother #3 comes up, takes the $20k out of the casket, and slips a check for $30k into his father's suit pocket.