gear02
04-01-2004, 10:19 AM
Taken from another forum
Why I fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children
will remember..
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children,
and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.
Why I fired My Secretary
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good
that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any
happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children
will remember..
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I
left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,
Boss. "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had
remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's
go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
"Let's go!" We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I
said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ----- followed by my wife, children,
and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked.