AND Confucious SAYS

[Cheesypuff]

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

One of my friends was giving a speech in class...and they said this...I was about to die laughing! so funny...

and then he followed up with this one

it take many screws to make baby crib...but only take one screw to fill it

[oblongmelon]

hun-it's late. Go to bed. *shakes head and rolls eyes*

[Cheesypuff]

actually obby...on the west coast...its only 10.35...thats not that late...

And go online more...haven't talked to you in a while...

And you know those confucious jokes are funny...:D

[DaFunkyUnit]

man who walks through an airplane door sideways, is going to Bangkok.

man who piss against wind, get wet.

boy and girl who go camping together sure to have naughty intent.

man who lets woman on top is ****ing up.

...

;)

[ShawnLee]

Haha. Maybe it's because I'm tired and I should be on the midnight thread, but those are funny.

[oblongmelon]

actually obby...on the west coast...its only 10.35...thats not that late...

And go online more...haven't talked to you in a while...

And you know those confucious jokes are funny...:D


10:35 IS late when your'e under the age of 30. I'll try and go on later tonight to say hi-and those jokes were funny the first time I heard them-about 21 years ago. :)

[whitak24]

dude, the confucious jokes in this thread have been pretty funny. good job guys :heh:

[ACE]

Woman who fly upside down, have hairy crackup.

[brainsmile]

Confusious was drunk when he said most of these things...

[Airencracken]

Confusious say, man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs...

Man who stand on toliet, high on pot...

[djsusm]

hehe.. some more that i've heard over the years..

Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who run in front of car get tired.

:hihi:

[molecularfire]

Man who lives in glass house dresses in basement.
Man who sticks penis in peanut butter jar is just f#$kin nuts.
Man who argues with wife in day gets no piece at night.

[DaFunkyUnit]

man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger

angry wife who make husband sleep in dog house, find him sleeping in cat house.

man who go to sleep with problem in hand, wake up with solution.

;)

[molecularfire]

man who goes to sleep with sex in mind wakes up with solution in hand.

[GraingerGuy]

Confucious says

Baseball all wrong....man with 4 balls cannot walk.