Man has sex w/ chicken and kills himself

[brain]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=5288963

Did anyone see that "chicken lover" episode of South Park?

[mojo]

and i thought "choking the chicken" was just a figure of speech :hmm:

[revil]

and i thought "choking the chicken" was just a figure of speech :hmm:
maybe he took it too literally

[gothzilla]

Eeeeeewwww!

[DarkFury]

and i thought "choking the chicken" was just a figure of speech :hmm:
Or did the chicken choke him... :hmm:


Sounds like "fowl" play to me. :shifty:

[nickel]

Sounds like "fowl" play to me. :shifty:
ohhhhhhhhh.......kaaaaaaaaaaay........

that was bad, really bad, get the rotten tomatoes out-bad. :disa: :P

[DarkFury]

ohhhhhhhhh.......kaaaaaaaaaaay........

that was bad, really bad, get the rotten tomatoes out-bad. :disa: :P
C'mon now... it was on topic in this off topic thread. :D

[ramazank2]

Sounds like "fowl" play to me. :shifty:


Good one DF very appropriate

[nickel]

Good one DF very appropriate
what a :kiss:ass

[brainsmile]

yikes

[Freelance Superhero]

poor hen... poor, delicious hen... :disa:

[attgig]

*shudder*

[johnnymk]

Henpecker

[speedracer120]

:puke:


:eek3:


:nuts:


:toxic:


:shake:

[Showtime]

poor hen... poor, delicious hen...

Villager 1 - "Would you like some chicken it's fresh, just slaughtered." :D
Villager 2 - "Um, ok." :drool:
Villager 1 - "How's it taste?" :)
Villager 2 - "Um, it tastes.... not like chicken!" :munch:
Villager 1 - "Ha ha that's cuz that was the hen that the old dude...." :hihi:
Villager 2 - "You bastird!" :puke:

The end.

-jel

[mcs328]

Well if you were to eat the hen, it's good to know it's already been stuffed :) Mmm...turducken.

[Jenny]

Well if you were to eat the hen, it's good to know it's already been stuffed :) Mmm...turducken.


Don't you mean... turf...ucken? :blush:

[ufcrusher]

I guess he was trying to make sure the bird was moist for later. Sort of like brining the turkey...he was basting the chicken. From the inside out.

[Mike_N_Ike]

Yuck Yuck Yuck! Poor chicken :(

[Airencracken]

Dude a chicken? You think he would have had some class... it could have been a sheep...

[bachviet]

:puke:

Now we have a new style: chicken style.

[tupacboy]

now thats one stuffing i don't want to try...

[Mike_N_Ike]

Hahahaah, this is cracking me up...this thread reminds me of those 'beat this caption' contests. Keep em coming!! :)

[gwilks98]

Hahahaah, this is cracking me up...this thread reminds me of those 'beat this caption' contests. Keep em coming!! :)


Man's last words: "My p3cker is bigger than yours."

[Mike_N_Ike]

:laugh:

[Blitz]

>>>The hen was slaughtered after the incident. <<<


I wonder whos going to get that chicken mc nugget happy meal.

[Showtime]

I already told ya B, they fed it to an unsuspecting villager. But that doesn't really make McNuggers much safer IMO. ;)

-jel:halo:

[Grubbie]

Best thread of the week no doubt about it.

[Bires]

Seriously though...many believe HIV came from a dude doin' a monkey. :eek3:

[molecularfire]

I thought they believe that HIV came from the jungle meat trade.

[nickel]

I thought they believe that HIV came from the jungle meat trade.
yeh, some monkeyf*ckers i thought.

[DarkFury]

what a :kiss:ass
Awww... Jealous? :D

Either way, the whole situation is "clucked up". :hehehmm: :hihi:

[nickel]

Awww... Jealous? :D

Either way, the whole situation is "clucked up". :hehehmm: :hihi:
no, i wanna see said ass:kiss:ing between you two :D

[DarkFury]

no, i wanna see said ass:kiss:ing between you two :D
Sorry... but I don't really go for "that type" of action... unless she's REALLY cute. :D

I don't think ramazank2 qualifies under those stipulations. :D

[ShawnLee]

Brings a old/new meaning to the term, "chickenhead"

[redcolours]

bestiality is just unthinkable, but this is really disgusting.

you'd wonder how the woman felt if she cant satisfy her husband, that he had to resort to that.

[Nija]

I'd kill myself if I got caught too.... :shifty:

[DarkFury]

bestiality is just unthinkable, but this is really disgusting.

you'd wonder how the woman felt if she cant satisfy her husband, that he had to resort to that.
Maybe he was a "henpecked husband"... and she drove him to find another "chick". :hihi:

Man... this just keeps rollin' and rollin'... :hihi:

[redcolours]

now why dont we have a :groan: smiley? rolleyes and disa just dont quite capture it...

:P

[DarkFury]

now why dont we have a :groan: smiley? rolleyes and disa just dont quite capture it...

:P
:hihi: Yeah... y'all know that you love it.


:D

[ShawnLee]

you'd wonder how the woman felt if she cant satisfy her husband, that he had to resort to that.Well, I don't think it had to do with her. He was probably not right to begin with. It's not that she just wasn't finger lickin' good enough, it's his problem, not hers.

[gwilks98]

so did his wife find a c0ck in the henhouse?

[StonedWheat]

man that's pretty clucked up.