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gwilks98
06-07-2004, 08:47 AM
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. The passenger, Bubba, says,"Lookey thar up ahead, Earl....I reckon we got ourselves a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted for drinkin' and drivin'! fer sure"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl says. "we'll just pull over and finish
drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our
foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?", asks Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" says Earl.

The two finish their beers, throw the empties out of sight, and put a label on each of their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff says,

You boys been drinkin?"

"No sir," says Earl, pointing to the labels.

"We're on the patch."

:banghead: :shake:

attgig
06-07-2004, 10:09 AM
i don't believe that I'm laughing.... :hihi:

cheapie
06-07-2004, 10:51 AM
uh oh. don't let obby see this joke.

brainsmile
06-07-2004, 10:58 AM
oh man... that was bad :hihi:

oblongmelon
06-07-2004, 12:44 PM
:censored:
uh oh. don't let obby see this joke.

gwilks98
06-07-2004, 05:20 PM
:censored:


Sorry Obby. I forgot about your recent loss. I didn't mean to be insensitive.

oblongmelon
06-07-2004, 07:35 PM
thanks...life goes on...

jonEwantsM3
06-07-2004, 11:55 PM
why shouldnt you drink and drive?









b/c you might spill
:hihi:

revil
06-08-2004, 12:10 AM
don't drink and drive, you might spill your beer

nickel
06-08-2004, 05:20 AM
sheesh revil is there an echo in here?

guiseppewv
06-08-2004, 08:25 AM
sheesh revil is there an echo in here? :P

cheapie
06-08-2004, 08:53 AM
you shouldn't drink and drive cuz you might spill your beer.

revil
06-08-2004, 08:55 AM
sheesh revil is there an echo in here?
he copied me.

Nija
06-08-2004, 09:42 AM
you shouldn't drink and drive cuz you might spill your beer.

Great song by NOFX ;)


You Drink, You Drive, You Spill

I say don't drink and drive
you might spill your drink
before you get behind
that wheel, just stop & think
you can take your chances
but there's so much to lose
another bumpy road,
there's so much wasted booze
I'm not so worried
about how many I kill
I'm much more concerned
with how much beer I spill
35% of accidents
are cause by pixilated
the other 65% are not
alcohol related
what does this tell us
about the drunk drivers
they seem to have a
better record than
the sober team

http://lpdw.free.fr/groupes/nofx/airlines.htm#spill