tell a lie

[nickel]

let's hear it. :wavey2:

[cheapie]

i am a hard worker.

[ufcrusher]

Nymphomaniacs dont inhabit this board.

[jonEwantsM3]

i dont procrastinate.. and im not procrastinating right now...esp since i have finals all next week..

[revil]

I'm totally awesome.

[Cantacuzene]

Tommy Lasorda sleeps with the fishes.

[Showtime]

I'm engaged. ;)

-jel:halo:

[chrissy]

I love the new and improved Tech tv... errr.... G4

[Markel]

I never waste time participating in online forums.

[ialsohaveadream]

I am Jeb Bush.

[RoniMan]

i'm 60 inches erect...(standing up that is....)

[brainsmile]

I'm BATMAN

[Cheesypuff]

cats fly south during cold days

[brainsmile]

I'm still BATMAN

[slaus]

I like the Boston Red Sox

err nevermind I cant go through with it. Its just wrong

[Jenny]

lol slaus is funny (no, wait, that wasn't my lie, I promise...)

I am hapoo.

[Freelance Superhero]

i am wearing underwear right now.

[revil]

I am a Freelance Superhero

[attgig]

i don't lie

[cheapie]

i am wearing underwear right now.


me too!

[revil]

cheapie is my father.

[slaus]

Revil is never drunk

[Devhux]

I'm t3h l33t! :)

[sho.gun]

This thread is spam-free

[ski]

I just got home from Satanic worshipping and beating up midgets.

[johnnymk]

Hot women with perfect bodies have absolutely no effect on my nervous system.

[hoey222]

i'm canadian

[molecularfire]

I used to be a woman.

[g222leav]

i think the olsen twins are HOT....in a choice between the olsen twins vs lohan...

i'd rather have two drumsticks then two breast...

[bachviet]

I love working!

[ray]

i hate working

[Devhux]

i'm canadian

I'm not Canadian -- I'm French.

[hoey222]

France Wins!!!!!!!

[slaus]

I received my system order from AI computers

[whitak24]

i look like brad pitt

[cheapie]

this does not make me wanna cry/puke (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=75808)


i don't like brad pitt



:eek3:

[Freelance Superhero]

this does not make me wanna cry/puke (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=75808)i feel much better after having read that.

[Kevster]

I love my employer and I'm not looking for a new job - not at all! They know how to treat their employees right!



EDIT:
http://www.3g.co.uk/PR/November2002/JoseCollazo.jpg
And my company's CEO doesn't resemble the pointy-hair boss in Dilbert one bit!

[cheapie]

there's no freakin' way those are really his eyebrows! holy crap. he needs to get those wings clipped.


also, apparently your vp of marketing has worked at Infonetus since 1988. lol.

[Yossarian]

i didn't get a 1200 scholarship for school

[brain]

I didn't do it.

[nickel]

cheapie set me up with a gmail account :|

[cheapie]

aacckkk! right in the back. :dead: hey girl...i sent a note asking my BIL to send you an invite since he owed me one.


sigh...some people are SOOOOOO impatient! :disa:

[nickel]

was that a lie? :shrug:

[DaFunkyUnit]

everything thats been said in here is a lie.

[donnar]

my body is the same now as before I had three kids

[brain]

I'm Rick James b!tch!

[AlpineJay]

I did NOT just join this forum after like 3 years of lurking around.

Oh yeah, and the Red Sox rule. It's their year this year.

[cheapie]

;)
was that a lie? :shrug:



:wink:

[YanksFanRy]

I wish the Lakers would beat the Pistons.

[Kevster]

there's no freakin' way those are really his eyebrows! holy crap. he needs to get those wings clipped.


Truthfully, his eyebrows are groomed there. When left to grow wild they will go straight up his forehead. It's quite a thing to see out of sheer curiosity. It's like you don't want to stare, but you want to get a good hard look at them and wonder why a man that is only 5'3" could have such massive eyebrows - then you realize you're staring.

Back to the heart of this thread - The lakers played a stupendous game tonight!

[ShawnLee]

I used to be a woman.So you're still a woman?

I'm not sleepy at all and it doesn't bother me that I have a project due in the morning.

[brainsmile]

Deep down inside Shaq envies Kobe

[ialsohaveadream]

After 10 years, it's time to just admit that O.J. didn't do it.

[nickel]

i love Mondays

[zenbooty]

That sick day I took last Friday wasn't for interviewing with another company.

[guiseppewv]

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll.

[topane]

I am the eastern seaboard. What a view!