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CornMonkey
06-16-2004, 10:50 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/06/16/china.panda.pregnant.ap/index.html



Panda pregnant after watching sex videos
Wednesday, June 16, 2004 Posted: 6:14 PM EDT (2214 GMT)

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/06/16/china.panda.pregnant.ap/story.huamei.jpg

BEIJING, China (AP) -- American-born panda Hua Mei is pregnant, just months after she settled into her new home in southwestern China, state newspapers reported Wednesday.

The 4-year-old panda, whose name means "China-America," was the first foreign-born panda to return to its ancestral homeland. She arrived in February from the San Diego Zoo, where she was born to two pandas on loan from China.

Chinese veterinarians, concerned that she had little knowledge of sex after living only in captivity, showed her videos of mating pandas to prepare her for a series of "blind dates."

That education appears to have paid off. Hua Mei became pregnant by natural means and is due in September, the Beijing Morning Post reported, citing researchers at the Wolong Giant Panda Protection Center in southwestern China.

China has poured considerable resources into protecting the giant panda, its unofficial mascot. While China's panda population has risen, the animal remains endangered by heavy logging of its habitats. Also, groups of pandas live far from each other, making breeding difficult.

The government said last week that the number of pandas in the wild in China has jumped by more than 40 percent to 1,590. The World Wildlife Fund cautioned that the spike may be attributable to more reliable surveying methods and not necessarily to a real increase in pandas.

ShawnLee
06-17-2004, 12:07 AM
Mmm... I want some Orange Chicken now...

And I'm calling for a general moratorium on "special sauce" jokes. :heh:

whitak24
06-17-2004, 04:42 AM
that's hilarious.

with all that pet owners do for their dogs and cats, can doggy pr0n be far behind? i mean, talk about real doggy style..... :heh:

bachviet
06-17-2004, 06:05 AM
that's hilarious.

with all that pet owners do for their dogs and cats, can doggy pr0n be far behind? i mean, talk about real doggy style..... :heh:
:laugh:

Hey whatever works to increase the panda population.

redcolours
06-17-2004, 08:17 AM
that's hilarious.

with all that pet owners do for their dogs and cats, can doggy pr0n be far behind? i mean, talk about real doggy style..... :heh:
dont dogs watch anyway when their owners are having sex? :D

(to those whove done it in front of their pets, isnt it creepy?)

attgig
06-17-2004, 08:18 AM
that's hilarious.

with all that pet owners do for their dogs and cats, can doggy pr0n be far behind? i mean, talk about real doggy style..... :heh:
just let them watch the PETA ad - naughty cats or something like that...

oogeooge
06-17-2004, 09:17 AM
they should do that with condors now

Maarchk
06-17-2004, 10:49 AM
Did you guys see the story on the humans who needed to see videos? I don't know if it was in a post here but my friend sent me a the link a couple weeks back. this 36 year's old guy and girl had been married for 6 years and went to the doctors wondering why they had not gotten pregnant or had a child. After all the fertility tests the doctors concluded tha the people were fully healthy and capable. the doctors then sat them down and asked,"How often do you have sex?" The couple responded with "what do you mean?" after the doctor explained to them the act, they were like umm never... why would we need to? And thus they had to be given lessons... Maybe its something all species could use.

attgig
06-17-2004, 10:58 AM
yes

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=74912