ok, so.... i met met a friend's new bf and his name is

[nickel]

Blessin.

hmmm, won't be forgettin that one. :|

[Memo]

Some lady at work is black and her name is Blondie. Not just black either, that heart of Africa, Nigerian black. It's her birth name too.

[nickel]

he's black, too. i guess his parents thought he was a blessing :shrug:

[kevs]

Nothing beats Jermaine Jackson's name for his son....

JERMAJESTY

:puke:

[DarkFury]

Nothing beats Jermaine Jackson's name for his son....

JERMAJESTY

:puke:
Yeah... that was quite stupid. :2far:

Sometimes even I must say... WTF where they thinking???? :shrug:

[ShawnLee]

Prince Michael, and then...

Prince Micahel II?

Buy the therapy in bulk folks!

[zenbooty]

I know this skank girl who's got this whipped mother****er for a boyfriend who she cheats on pretty constantly. Anyway, for awhile she's been seeing this piece of **** who calls himself "Tripod."

Ahhh, the big city :rolleyes: :D

[Nanotech9]

theres a black lady at teh copy shop we use to print stuff named SNOW. I promise, thats her first name.

[WhiskeyPapa]

I've known at least two girls named Blessing, but never a boy.

[Dirty Sanchez]

This guy at work told me that his nephew was named Darkus...He said that the grandma said he looked "dark as night" so they named him Darkus.
Oh, he's black by the way.

[tupacboy]

i remember in high school... a girl name was "peaches" and her sister's name was "apples".... then at ucla... i met a girl named "princess"....

[LegendKiller]

I knew a kid back in MN whos name was "Tab", after the soda.

Then there is Courtney Cox with Coco and Paltrow with Apple.


People are sad.


LK

[whitak24]

i'm all about girls named "peach" :naughty: :hihi:

[Maarchk]

Just look to the sports world for all the names you need. MLB has Coco Crisp, and Milton Bradley (game maker) as well as the pitcher R.A. Dickey. Nascar racing had Sterling marlin as well as the always likeable, Dick Trickle.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Just look to the sports world for all the names you need. MLB has Coco Crisp, and Milton Bradley (game maker) as well as the pitcher R.A. Dickey. Nascar racing had Sterling marlin as well as the always likeable, Dick Trickle.

You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steak

[sizemic1]

My loan agent's name is Thor.

[DankNstickY]

My loan agent's name is Thor.

that's awesome

[JackHammer]

You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steak


To be more precise, Kobe is the name of a place in Japan. The steak is just named after the place. Kinda like Omaha steaks. Now yes Omaha can be a steak but first and foremost it was the name of the place where the steak originated.

[friscokydd]

My cousins' names are Joy (female) , Love (female) , and Peace (male). I never really tripped off of it until I got older. :)

[DarkFury]

To be more precise, Kobe is the name of a place in Japan. The steak is just named after the place. Kinda like Omaha steaks. Now yes Omaha can be a steak but first and foremost it was the name of the place where the steak originated.
Well Halle Berry is named after a hotel in Cleveland.... :D

[ShawnLee]

Well Halle Berry is named after a hotel in Cleveland.... :DThere's a Berry Hotel?

Oh, forget it.:P

[Freelance Superhero]

once when i was in high school, my dad showed me an obituary in the newspaper. i never figured out if it was real or a joke, but it wasn't the deceased man's name that was remarkable.

i don't remember his first name, but his last name was West. the article went on to say he was survived by his wife (forgot her name too) and two children: his son, Easton West, and his daughter, Sunset Cyntha West.

also, i know of two kids, brothers, whose names, altho i don't know the exact spelling, are Lemonjello, pronounced "le-MON-juh-low," and Oranjello, pronounced "oh-RON-juh-low." yes, named for lemon jello and orange jello...

[DarkFury]

There's a Berry Hotel?

Oh, forget it.:P
Since when does your parents give you a special "last name"? :shrug:

[ShawnLee]

I know a Korean family whose last name is Baek. This can also mean "one-hundred." So their first daughter they named Hanna, which can also mean "one." Their second daughter they named Doori, which can also mean "two." So their kids names in Korean were effectively "one hundred and one", and "one hundred and two."

[Memo]

These people are going to google their names and bust our asses for making fun of them :P

[Jenny]

roflmao Memo

[Freelance Superhero]

oh yeah, my grandfather on my mother's side was named Bahk Gyu.

[ShawnLee]

These people are going to google their names and bust our asses for making fun of them :PHahahahahahahahaha.

"Huh? Why am I mentioned at a place called Got Apex?"

[Grubbie]

You hear Kobe's name so much that it sounds normal, but he's named after a damn steak


Mmmmmmm wagyu beef....

for more reading... http://members.tripod.com/~BayGourmet/wagyu.html

I need to try this steak in the near future....

[cheapchinese]

my uncle's friend works at the immigration counter
he once saw a name "fa kin yo" on the passport
he had to pronounce the name professionally, you can tell he was holding the chuckles

Yo - popular last name
fa - rich
kin - gold

[DarkFury]

my uncle's friend works at the immigration counter
he once saw a name "fa kin yo" on the passport
he had to pronounce the name professionally, you can tell he was holding the chuckles

Yo - popular last name
fa - rich
kin - gold

Fa Kin Yo... this iced gold chain is the BLING BLING son... :cool: :D

[Paymaster]

I went to school with a Lance Lloyd Lott.
If you use his middle initial, that would be Lance L Lott.

The scary part is, he was actually Lance L Lott III. Like his parents and grandparents didn't take enough crap for that name...

[DarkFury]

I went to school with a Lance Lloyd Lott.
If you use his middle initial, that would be Lance L Lott.

The scary part is, he was actually Lance L Lott III. Like his parents and grandparents didn't take enough crap for that name...

We'd just call him... "Triple L". :D


I just hope that his wife didn't turn out to be "Guinevere", or Gwen E. Vere in modern times. :D. :D

[Lothar]

My best friend just met a girl named Gunner.
I didn't buy it till I met her.

[zenbooty]

My best friend just met a girl named Gunner.
I didn't buy it till I met her.Speaking of nice names, is that short for "Lothar the Incorrigible?" :heh:

[ShawnLee]

My best friend just met a girl named Gunner.
I didn't buy it till I met her.Gunner? :hmm: That's an interesting one. Is her dad Crocodile Dundee or something?

[Lothar]

Gunner? :hmm: That's an interesting one. Is her dad Crocodile Dundee or something?

don't i wish
shes pretty farkin attractive too

[Paymaster]

I've got a co-worker named Long Wang.

I wonder if he is related to Will Hung...

[gravediggah]

I was once in jail with an Indian named "Flying Wild Coyote"...

[Dman33]

A girl that lived around the corner from me when I was a kid was Misty Valley. The first girl that I thought did not have cooties too. She was cool. Probably a stipper now.

[donnar]

my BIL and nephew are both Markaman, and I know brothers hunter and fisher, and my husband is named Teddy

[Jihforce]

http://i2i.pvamu.edu/index.asp?page=fbc

Military Science - Naval ROTC Program
CAPT James C. Boyer, Professor of Naval Science
CDR Jerry W. Coufal, Associate Professor of Naval Science
CAPT Stephen Austin, USMC, Marine Officer Instructor
LT Delong Bonner, Assistant Professor of Naval Science
LT Joseph Bailey, Assistant Professor of Naval Science
GYSGT Micheal Simmons, USMC, Assistant Marine Officer Instructor

:heh:

[ShawnLee]

:disa: The Navy... :heh:

[DarkFury]

:disa: The Navy... :heh:

"Yes, you can sail the seven seas.... In the Navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease..."

http://www.astabgay.com/gayicons/vpgrp.jpg

http://www.astabgay.com/gayicons/villagepeople_vp2.jpg


Just watch out for the "Indian" :shifty: :hihi:

[ShawnLee]

My weirdest moment was finding out that the lead singer wasn't gay. Like, how do you make fun of them after that? Is that discrimination on their parts for using stereotypes?

Fine by me, anything more to make fun of the Navy is always cool by me.