if i had a left nut

[nickel]

it would be fun to tell someone who needed to be told to suck it. :throw:

[Memo]

You have a left tit :shrug: It's like a chestnut.

[ialsohaveadream]

I thought this was going to be an article by John Kruk. Or Tom Green.

[whitak24]

You have a left tit :shrug: It's like a chestnut.
"daddy, if i had nuts on my chest, would they be called chestnuts?"

[DarkFury]

"daddy, if i had nuts on my chest, would they be called chestnuts?"
But if you had nuts on your chin... you'd have a "d!@&" in your mouth. :eek:

[redcolours]

[Agent J]hes a Ballchinian![/Agent J]

[brain]

But if you had nuts on your chin... you'd have a "d!@&" in your mouth. :eek:

You forgot the part about wall nuts!

[DarkFury]

You forgot the part about wall nuts!
We fast forwarded past the walnuts. :D

[baggio248]

But if you had nuts on your chin... you'd have a "d!@&" in your mouth. :eek:

If it wasn't for your chin i'd have no where to rest my nuts...

[DarkFury]

If it wasn't for your chin i'd have no where to rest my nuts...
We gave your nuts to the squirrel.... He looked like he really wanted them too. :hihi:

[ShawnLee]

Courtesy of Nickel's link... If I could give my left nut...

There are a few chicks that I'd give my left nut for. :P
Besides, I got my right, it's not like my boys would be immobilized.

[Nija]

Lick my left nut and make my right one jealous

[ski]

I DON'T wish I had a left tit... i'd be the Amazon man

[ceeka]

This talk of chestnuts and squirrels reminded me of a translation.
Have some one who knows Japanese translate "chestnut and squirrel"

[topane]

But if you had nuts on your chin... you'd have a "d!@&" in your mouth. :eek:Chin nuts?

[DarkFury]

Chin nuts?
Definitely "way late" on this... :2far:


But yeah... that was part of the original joke as told "way back in the day".... (on one of my LeRoy and Skillet party albums)

[falcon619]

Ahhhh nuts...

[ShawnLee]

Grave-diggah... Between this and the nipplage thread...

[DarkFury]

Ahhhh nuts...

Nah... "DEEZ NUTS!!!!" :hihi:

[DaFunkyUnit]

if you had a left nut, would it hang lower than the right?

[Maarchk]

If i had a left nut... it would be fun to tell someone who needed to be told to suck it. :throw:

Perhaps one of Deez Nuts (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77032) ?

[eggman90]

wow this conversation is about nuts...

[DankNstickY]

wow this conversation is about nuts...
hi. you're a moron.

good day.

[usedillusion]

if i had a left nut it'd be dank and sticky.

[nickel]

if i had a left nut it'd be dank and sticky.
so... it is?

[usedillusion]

nah i don't have a left one. or a right one. or that weird thing in the middle.

[DarkFury]

Hand her a bag of Planters... :hihi:

[usedillusion]

are you saying it's possible to "plant" them and have them sprout :eek: if only teena landon had known.

[Mike_N_Ike]

it would be fun to tell someone who needed to be told to suck it. :throw:
You don't really need one to tell someone that. I hear girls tell people to do that from time to time when they get really upset. :heh: