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slaus
06-24-2004, 12:25 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20040624/od_nm/odd_judge_dc

OKLAHOMA CITY (Reuters) - Oklahoma's attorney general wants a state judge removed on suspicion he frequently masturbated and used a device for enhancing erections while his court was in session, a spokesman for the office said on Thursday.



Attorney General Drew Edmondson filed a petition on Wednesday with state judicial authorities seeking the removal of Sapulpa District Judge Donald Thompson, 57, for "conduct constituting an offense involving moral turpitude in violation of the Oklahoma Constitution."


Thompson was not immediately available for comment. The judge, elected to the bench in the state's nonpartisan judicial elections, is based about 80 miles northeast of Oklahoma City.


In the petition, the attorney general charged Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.


"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.


Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.


According to the petition, Thompson admitted he had a penis pump under the bench during a murder trial but he told investigators it was a gag gift from a friend.


The petition also charges Thompson with firing his former court reporter after she cooperated with investigators.

redcolours
06-24-2004, 12:31 PM
:dead:

bachviet
06-24-2004, 12:36 PM
Stoopid judge!

Why the heck someone used a p*nis pump in public even though it's under the bench?

Lothar
06-24-2004, 12:42 PM
Guess everyone has to get there jollys somehow......... :spock:

DarkFury
06-24-2004, 12:45 PM
<Austin Powers>

That's not MY penis pump.... :eek:


</Austin Powers>

Kevster
06-24-2004, 12:47 PM
"Penis Pumps? Forward it to me!"
-Cheapie

:heh:

bachviet
06-24-2004, 12:50 PM
<Austin Powers>

That's not MY penis pump.... :eek:


</Austin Powers>
:puke:

ShawnLee
06-24-2004, 01:11 PM
?
:spock:
:hmm:
:eek3:

nickel
06-24-2004, 01:15 PM
wtf? welcome to the twilight zone.

johnnymk
06-24-2004, 02:04 PM
Me thinks that Pee Wee Herman should call for a new trial> in this court.

ialsohaveadream
06-24-2004, 02:48 PM
Oh come on, like none of YOU have ever masturbated at work. I mean, when there's all that pressure to get the TPS reports ready on time, you've got to relieve stress, right?

....right?

ShawnLee
06-24-2004, 03:00 PM
...right?:hmm:



:|


:puke:

Nija
06-24-2004, 03:25 PM
Oh come on, like none of YOU have ever masturbated at work. I mean, when there's all that pressure to get the TPS reports ready on time, you've got to relieve stress, right?

....right?


I've actually done this.

I've also had :naughty: @ work

makes work much more enjoyable after that

ialsohaveadream
06-24-2004, 03:41 PM
See? Leave it to Nija. :)

Nija
06-24-2004, 04:19 PM
See? Leave it to Nija. :)


:lmfao:

I couldn't help it, I was horny!

exigent_chick
06-24-2004, 06:22 PM
I have done stuff like that at school. But school is one thing, work is unacceptable.
Sorry I had to draw the line somewhere.

ialsohaveadream
06-24-2004, 06:29 PM
At school? Meaning high school? Because in college it's too easy.

Plus, nothing wrong with sweet loving at work....although I've never done it solo there. I save that for when I get home.

Nija
06-24-2004, 06:46 PM
/me makes the 'zipping the lip' motion re: high school :naughty:

;)

bachviet
06-24-2004, 07:28 PM
Oh come on, like none of YOU have ever masturbated at work. I mean, when there's all that pressure to get the TPS reports ready on time, you've got to relieve stress, right?

....right?
I'm not that crazy yet! :wavey2:

eSDee
06-24-2004, 08:00 PM
Sex at work is fine unless you work at a preschool. I mean uh...

(sorry Nija is a bad influence)

ialsohaveadream
06-24-2004, 08:23 PM
Ha ha ha ha! I used to work at a preschool, and I knew someone who was having sex there....but after the kids had left. :)

DarkFury
06-24-2004, 08:29 PM
I just hope he had a "catchrag" under his robe... :eek:

Jenny
06-24-2004, 08:31 PM
OMG. hahahaha This thread is killing me. lol

oblongmelon
06-24-2004, 08:34 PM
omg - the law-stooping to a new low...what will be next..
oh yeh-and you're all pigs ;)

zenbooty
06-25-2004, 04:33 AM
Old Man Johnston, "The Whacking Judge."

kei2
06-25-2004, 12:57 PM
It should come as no surprise to him that he got caught. Can't just go "pounding the gavel" at work.

cheapie
06-25-2004, 01:27 PM
Oh come on, like none of YOU have ever masturbated at work. I mean, when there's all that pressure to get the TPS reports ready on time, you've got to relieve stress, right?

....right?


well....i've never used a pump at work that's for sure. actually i've never used one period.

Showtime
06-25-2004, 01:55 PM
"Hey man that's not a bong."

:puke:

-jel:halo:

ialsohaveadream
06-25-2004, 02:02 PM
well....i've never used a pump at work that's for sure. actually i've never used one period.

Is that because Jenny never ended up sending you the penis pump you asked for? :heh:

cheapie
06-25-2004, 02:34 PM
Is that because Jenny never ended up sending you the penis pump you asked for? :heh:


hmmmm.....i guess it was from jenny. it makes sense now. attached to the pump was a note telling me not to come back until i've used it. :spock: i wondered why she changed the locks.