NSS: reason number 45231 why my wife rocks

[cheapie]

she got me a GC for a 1 hour massage for father's day. YAY! i've never had a massage. i'll prolly use the certificate when i get done with my 300 mile bike ride at the end of july. i'm excited!

[Kevster]

Does it come with a "happy ending" too? That could be reason #45232. ;)

[cheapie]

haha....wonder if i should try to work that in.

[Nija]

My g/f just had her first massage, and she had mixed feelings. She liked the massage, but felt totally uncomfortable with someone rubbing their hands all over (minus tha tasty bits) her body.


Just remember, it's the luck of the draw, you could get some hot female, just as easily as you could get some old gay man (like my g/f got :heh: )

[cheapie]

i'm not sure i want a hot female. in fact, that would be bad. i'm sure it would move

[brain]

Massages are great. I've spent a bit too much money at Burke Williams getting the deep tissue massages. They are always a must when I go to Vegas. Gamble, drink, eat a good meal, get a nice massage that almost puts you to sleep, then go in to the steam room to get the alcohol out of your pores and start all over again!

[revil]

did you ask for the special?

[DaFunkyUnit]

did you ask for the special?

what, pray tell, is included in the "special" ?

[Nija]

i'm not sure i want a hot female. in fact, that would be bad. i'm sure it would move


so you are requesting to be rubbed down by an old gay man :hmm: :hihi:

[cheapie]

what, pray tell, is included in the "special" ?

a happy ending hopefully.

[whitak24]

one of my (female) friends got a massage today and it was done by an (apparently) straight, "hot" young guy. but then she couldn't relax becaus she was sure he was "disgusted" by her "flabby" body (of course, she's fine and she has nothing to worry about, but anyway, that's my random story for the night)

[nickel]

i'm not sure i want a hot female. in fact, that would be bad. i'm sure it would move
:laugh:

"I can't get a massage from a man."
- George, in "The Note"

"What if something happens?"
"What could happen?"
"What if it felt good?"
"It's supposed to feel good."
"I don't want it to feel good."
"Then why get the massage?"
"Exactly!"
- George and Elaine, in "The Note"

"A man gave me a massage."
"So?"
"So he had his hands and, uh, he was..."
"He was what?"
"He was... touching and rubbing."
- George and Jerry, in "The Note"

"I think it moved."
- George, in "The Note"

"Maybe it just wanted to change positions. You know, shift to the other side."
"No, no. It wasn't a shift. I've shifted. This was a move."
- Jerry and George, in "The Note"

[cheapie]

haha...exactly. but i'm fairly sure it would "move" if a hottie gave me a massage.