What Men See In Breasts

[NiceMann]

I know a lot of women ask "Why Do Men Love Breasts?" Well here is the best answer I can give you.

They are the perfect toy you never get tired of...you can bounce them, you can feel them, you can weigh them, you can tweak them. You can dress them up and take them out or just stay at home and spend a quiet evening. They are nature's tranquilizer. Pleasing to the eye.....Velveteen to the touch.....Tonic when your sick....Pacifier when you are drunk. Not to mention a handy floatation device in case of a water landing.

God I Love Them! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

~NiceMann

[Booyamos]

You forgot to mention the fact that we don't have them so we are totally obsessed with them. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

[chrissy]

ewwwww

choosen!

yuck!

Gross!!

[NiceMann]

I don't know about the mommy theory....but Kacarp is somewhat right about us obessing about them because we don't have them. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

~NiceMann

[spigidygak]

THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON:

It's good for our health, read the article:

http://content.communities.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=view_photo&ID_Community=Spigidygaksseconddomain&ID_Topic=4&ID_Message=108

[NiceMann]

ROFL....No wonder why there was so many old guys at that "gentlemens club" I went to. They were all there for their health. Its all coming together now. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

~NiceMann

[renots]

The Heavens

;0)

[sbp]

http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/files2/breasts.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/files2/lc00091.jpg

[NiceMann]

I was wondering who was going to be the first to post pictures. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh btw I finally found a picture of the feature dancer that I saw lst friday. Had to find one with clothes on. Believe me she looks a lot better in person.

http://www.evanicole.com/content/n/n01.jpg


~NiceMann

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[BADFlSH]

Wow, that's amazing! I feel better already! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[spigidygak]

Those are some nice br. . . err pom poms http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif.


<font size=1>boingy boingy boingy, whoa whoops I actually typed that. . .<font size=1>

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[NiceMann]

They feel better....but that is a different story. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[maggiebirdie]

Here's a better question for all you guys...why do men like FAKE store bought breasts?? GROSS!!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiceMann:
I was wondering who was going to be the first to post pictures. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Oh btw I finally found a picture of the feature dancer that I saw lst friday. Had to find one with clothes on. Believe me she looks a lot better in person.

http://www.evanicole.com/content/n/n01.jpg


~NiceMann

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[NiceMann]

Yep I know they are fake....but they sure do feel real. Hey if she wants to spend all that money on them....the least I can do is admire them. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

~NiceMann

ps 34DD-24-34

[coleslaw]

one theory is that, because women have concealed their breasts for so long, men view them as forbidden fruit. if women were allowed to go shirtless as men do (over time), this would not be as big of an issue as it is now. boobies would just be a common occurrance to guys.

[jstreet]

http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

[renots]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coleslaw:
if women were allowed to go shirtless as men do (over time), this would not be as big of an issue as it is now. boobies would just be a common occurrance to guys.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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[Full Monty]

I agree with coleslaw. Just look at many other parts of the world. For example, take Europe. They have women's bare breasts in just about any magazine and commercial, not to mention all the topless and/or nude beaches. That's just the way they've done things, and breasts aren't as big a deal over there.

[jameslee]

Fake... Real... Who cares! They're breasts!

Quoting "From Dusk til Dawn" in my head. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[pennypinch]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiceMann:
~NiceMann

ps 34DD-24-34<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
A-ha!!!
Nicemann finally reveals his(her) measurements. sbp was right all along!

[Tuvi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ben_Williams:
http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
hahahahahahahahaahha
i think the appropriate question for you would be, "what do men see in dicks?" hahahahahha j/k

[sbp]

So the truth comes out after all.

No wonder NiceMann says breasts are the perfect toy he never gets tired of and then describes in his first post what he does with his. <img src="http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/files2/shocked.gif" alt="I'm shocked!">

"You can bounce them, you can feel them, you can weigh them, you can tweak them. You can dress them up and take them out or just stay at home and spend a quiet evening. They are nature's tranquilizer. Pleasing to the eye.....Velveteen to the touch.....Tonic when your sick....Pacifier when you are drunk. Not to mention a handy floatation device in case of a water landing."

God he loves his! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

[att]

we love becasue god put them there for us to take advantage of. if you dont have a kid to nurse, then dont let them go to waste, find a man to nurse. no woman should ever be lonely

[got apex]

A joke I'm sure many of you have heard:

How do you make five pounds of fat attractive?

[StonedWheat]

Add chocolate and call it ice cream? j/k

[coleslaw]

How do you make 5 pounds of fat attractive?? Put a nipple on it!!!
jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery.html (http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/nipple_surgery.html)

http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/ads/nipple/fatafter.1.jpg

http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[NiceMann]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pennypinch:
A-ha!!!
Nicemann finally reveals his(her) measurements. sbp was right all along!

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Hey hey hey.....That is her measurements. Ya thats what those numbers where. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

~NiceMann

[CluelessSi]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coleslaw:
yeah yeah yeah, keep trying to trick us into believing that you are a man nicemann... we know the truth...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

=)

[NiceMann]

Believe me...if I had my own set of breasts I wouldn't be going to strip clubs. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

~NiceMann

[coleslaw]

yeah yeah yeah, keep trying to trick us into believing that you are a man nicemann... we know the truth...

[funkylemon]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coleslaw:
one theory is that, because women have concealed their breasts for so long, men view them as forbidden fruit. if women were allowed to go shirtless as men do (over time), this would not be as big of an issue as it is now. boobies would just be a common occurrance to guys.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


You'd think. Toronto passed a law 4 years ago that women can go topless pretty much where ever men go topless.

#1 No one takes advantage of the fact
#2 Ya right, like boobs would ever get BORING to look at!

[Burzhui]

It't doesn't really matter if they are real or not, as long as they feel real.
Women get fake breast so they can feel better about themselves, and we are there to help them with this by admiring them.
I have totally nothing against real breasts by the way.

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You can pick your friends and your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little green balls.

[Burzhui]

Oh yea by the way, all that talk about man not having them, i tells you there are some guys out there that can make a woman blush... if you know what i mean

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You can pick your friends and your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little green balls.

[coleslaw]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Burzhui:
I have totally nothing against real breasts by the way.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>That's too bad. You should try a hand or two sometime! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[maggiebirdie]

feel better about themselves??? hahahaha it's funny how clueless you guys are. They get them to get attention...and what kind of attention I am sure you know! Just look at the pics you people posted. Especially that blonde. Can you say SLUT?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Burzhui:
It't doesn't really matter if they are real or not, as long as they feel real.
Women get fake breast so they can feel better about themselves, and we are there to help them with this by admiring them.
I have totally nothing against real breasts by the way.

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[coleslaw]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by maggiebirdie:
feel better about themselves??? hahahaha it's funny how clueless you guys are. They get them to get attention...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>...which ultimately leads them to feel better about themselves, correct??

[NiceMann]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Just look at the pics you people posted. Especially that blonde. Can you say SLUT?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Slut??? Man you must have goto the same club I did.... http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif

Naa she seems cool, but you know its all part of her job. Believe me she makes very good money doing it. If anyone is interested her website is http://www.evanicole.com

~NiceMann

~NiceMann

[Burzhui]

thank you coleslaw, point well proven

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You can pick your friends and your nose, but you can't roll your friends into little green balls.

[StonedWheat]

She looks kinda funny. Wouldn't throw her out of bed though http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[renots]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiceMann:
Believe me...if I had my own set of breasts I wouldn't be going to strip clubs. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

~NiceMann<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Certainly would save me some money

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[colossus]

Damn, I go off to medschool and Nicemann posts this. Man, I could have went off on him for hours....

And wasn't it myself and Hapoo who revealed Nicemann's true nature earlier this summer when he/she slipped in referrence to wearing bras.

Nicemann said something to make me asured he was a guy because only a guy would say something like that. Perhaps "IT" has mutliple personality disorder hehe.

And where's my Hapoo monkey?

Nicemann, let it go. The jig is up! Let it all hang out! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/eek.gif

Strip clubs my ass, you're spending all that time gambling online to pay off your pimp http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Speedfreak]

Hey, colossus, I have a right to collect on my investments. http://smilecwm.tripod.com/ruinkai/biggrinpimp.gif


I like boobies. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[NiceMann]

colossus....damn I hoped you wouldn't see this post. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Naa I don't need to gamble to pay off my pimp. I make very good money with the blind. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

As for the 23 shows she does...I have to say my favorite is her country act. I guess because I love country music. But anyone who knows me already knew that.

~NiceMann

[Jenny]

I do have to tell you that you guys are weird! Aside from her rather large, fake, breasts, she is ugly!! I may not be a size 5, but I am certainly better looking than she is! http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Also, I went to her site, Nice, and I don't think it looks ANYTHING like her! Not unless she got a boob job done between sets of pictures. She is much smaller on the website than in the pic. above and doesn't look nearly as skanky.

[NiceMann]

Well she must have. I can tell you for a fact that her breasts are size in the picture above.

In fact I got a poloriod of myself and her...but there is no way anyone is going to see that. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

~NiceMann

[tongyang]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NiceMann:
In fact I got a poloriod of myself and her...but there is no way anyone is going to see that. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif
~NiceMann<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw.... Be generous and share http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/smile.gif

Besides, I think we need a definite conclusion of your, ummm.... "gender" http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/wink.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[NiceMann]

LOL can't post it here. If I ever decided to run for president I am sure the picture will rise again......And you think Clinton had it bad. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/tongue.gif

~NiceMann

[Speedfreak]

How bout' sending it throug e-mail. http://www.gotapex.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

c'mon.

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[NiceMann]

"boobies" is not the "Politically Correct" term. Women like to have them called knockers.

[spigidygak]

No NO NO, its jubilees.

[bubbagump]

Has anyone seen the commericals for breast augmentation? It is sooooo funny. The women all talk about how people respect them now and stuff.

Bubba

[bubbagump]

All the kids in my area complain that their school has banned hooters shirts. :-( Maybe the teachers were feeling like they could not compete.

Bubba

[spigidygak]

MMM, hooters. Now that's some good eat'n :D.

[blxmjx]

I thought the correct term for the mammary glands was tig bitties.

[blxmjx]

or then again they might also be not so tig bitties.

[spigidygak]

I always like lolipops :P

[coleslaw]

honestly, what i see in breasts is my face! haha, just kidding!

the PC term should be pouches of fat filled with mammary glands

[NiceMann]

Man I miss our old conversations like this. What ever happened to the good ole days. :)

~NiceMann

[hapoo]

I think like Chris Rock puts it "you get to the point were you've heard just about every damn thing they've to say... you know what they're going to say before they say it!".

[johnnymk]

I must be weird, but I really don't like big boobs. They remind me of fat. I actually prefer small breasted women,especially if she has a nice butt.

[NiceMann]

Well small [clinton voice] boobies [/clinton voice] are ok but I differently would go for larger breasts. Now anything over a DD can be a but much....but challenges sometimes can be fun. :)

~NiceMann

[eSDee]

Haha this thread is huge! Goes to show you even TALKING about breasts is cool for guys. By the way, they're not called boobies, knockers, or tig bitties. The correct term is Funbags. :)

[NiceMann]

Yep someone called it that on another "fun bag" thread awhile back. :)

~NiceMann

[stupidzbu]

i have a theory on why guys love boobies soooo sooo much...

i heard something like it on love line...

some guy called and asked 'why do i have a foot fetish?' and dr. drew said 'because when you had your first sexual thought/experience/whatever you looked down and probably saw your mothers/girlfriends/whoevers foot'

what did we do when we were REALLY young .... suck on mommy's tits!!

and i have heard from more than one place that babies have sexual thoughts.... even one place said that when a guy rocks in the crib.. he's doing premature masterbation (intersting no?)

either way.. I LOVE BOOBIES!! but most of all.. they are soo relaxing!!!

i love... having a nice .. tough day.. coming home tired... REALLY tired... an dlaying in bed... with my girl's boobies in my hands.. just squeezing em.. and getting out ALL the days frustration!!
she even loves it too!!! hehehe

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[chrissy]

Originally posted by NiceMann
Man I miss our old conversations like this. What ever happened to the good ole days. :)

~NiceMann

What happened was more girls came into the forums...
:)

[Cheesypuff]

Boobs are just great!!!

[The Happy Squirrel]

OMG I cant believe that thier is 3 PAGES!!on a thread all about breasts. geez
come on
this is rediculeuous<sp>

[NiceMann]

Originally posted by crabbie

Originally posted by NiceMann
Man I miss our old conversations like this. What ever happened to the good ole days. :)

~NiceMann

What happened was more girls came into the forums...
:)

Humm I wonder what the females talk about then. Humm what was that website sub ?? :)

~NiceMann

[NiceMann]

OH BTW...I am sure that females think the same way guys do about breasts. Thats all they are always having boob jobs and no its not always because of me.

Come on now...when you walk down the street and see a women with a nice rack....I know you at least glace at them a little bit. Everyone loves breasts. :D

~NiceMann

[hapoo]

so are you constantly glancing down Nice(wo)mann?? :D

[chrissy]

Originally posted by NiceMann

Originally posted by crabbie

Originally posted by NiceMann
Man I miss our old conversations like this. What ever happened to the good ole days. :)

~NiceMann

What happened was more girls came into the forums...
:)

Humm I wonder what the females talk about then. Humm what was that website sub ?? :)

~NiceMann

You mean http://www.sub-shop.com ?
or http://www.ladies something or other?

;)

[NiceMann]

Originally posted by hapoo
so are you constantly glancing down Nice(wo)mann?? :D

LOL how did you know. I wish I was female....just think of all the dressing rooms, bathrooms, showers I could go in. Man that would be the life. :)

~NiceMann

[eSDee]

Ok I agree with all those who have said that everyone enjoys breasts. I however am doing my best not to show more attention to those women who have breast implants. In my opinion if a beautiful female has fake breasts than she loses half of her points. Actually more than that because she's probably not only fake breasted but fake personality as well. I do believe that women who feel self concious about having small chests should feel free to hook up some implants and I won't think less of them, however those who just get them because they think bigger ones will improve opportunity for them I don't approve of. Now if you're a woman right now you're saying " we don't give a fu<k what you approve of!" I understand that too I'm just saying that fake boobs, in general, suck.
If you need some more convincing, and you probably don't, check this out:
http://members.tripod.com/~justice_8/photos1.html
Don't click on the link unless you want to get grossed out.