RoniMan
08-31-2000, 04:06 PM
let's do one at a time or something. i have a whole bunch, but i'll post one a day? maybe we can make it a contest or something.
One day at 9:00am, the doorbell rings in this woman's house. She goes to answer it, and a man in a business suit is there, and he smiles, and asks "do you know how to have sex?"
the woman, infuriated, slams the door on the man's face, without ever answering him.
The next day, the woman hears the doorbell ring again. And it's the same man. "Do you konw how to have sex?" asks the man once more. And once again, SLAM! goes the door.
The woman is furious now, and tells her husband that nite. he tells her to play along the next time, and he'll be waiting behind the door.
so the next day, the doorbell rings, and the woman answers it. the same man in the suit asks, "do you know how to have sex?"
"why, yes of course!" answers the woman.
"GOOD! then give some to your husband so he'll leave my wife alone!!!"
One day at 9:00am, the doorbell rings in this woman's house. She goes to answer it, and a man in a business suit is there, and he smiles, and asks "do you know how to have sex?"
the woman, infuriated, slams the door on the man's face, without ever answering him.
The next day, the woman hears the doorbell ring again. And it's the same man. "Do you konw how to have sex?" asks the man once more. And once again, SLAM! goes the door.
The woman is furious now, and tells her husband that nite. he tells her to play along the next time, and he'll be waiting behind the door.
so the next day, the doorbell rings, and the woman answers it. the same man in the suit asks, "do you know how to have sex?"
"why, yes of course!" answers the woman.
"GOOD! then give some to your husband so he'll leave my wife alone!!!"