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RoniMan
08-31-2000, 04:06 PM
let's do one at a time or something. i have a whole bunch, but i'll post one a day? maybe we can make it a contest or something.

One day at 9:00am, the doorbell rings in this woman's house. She goes to answer it, and a man in a business suit is there, and he smiles, and asks "do you know how to have sex?"

the woman, infuriated, slams the door on the man's face, without ever answering him.

The next day, the woman hears the doorbell ring again. And it's the same man. "Do you konw how to have sex?" asks the man once more. And once again, SLAM! goes the door.

The woman is furious now, and tells her husband that nite. he tells her to play along the next time, and he'll be waiting behind the door.

so the next day, the doorbell rings, and the woman answers it. the same man in the suit asks, "do you know how to have sex?"

"why, yes of course!" answers the woman.

"GOOD! then give some to your husband so he'll leave my wife alone!!!"

Speedfreak
08-31-2000, 04:21 PM
"You're in remarkable shape for a man your age," said the doctor to the ninety-year old man after the examination.
"I know it," said the old gentleman. "I've really got only one complaint - my sex drive is too high. Got anything you can do for that, Doc?"
The doctor's mouth dropped open. "Your what?!" he gasped.
"My sex drive," said the old man. "It's too high, and I'd like to have you lower it if you can."
"Lower it?!" exclaimed the doctor, still unable to believe what the ninety-year old gentleman was saying. "Just what do you consider 'high'?"
"These days it seems like it's all in my head, Doc," said the old man, "and I'd like to have you lower it a couple of feet if you can."

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phlick
09-01-2000, 01:40 AM
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator??


A: The Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!!!

sillyazn
09-01-2000, 10:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by phlick:
Whats the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator??


A: The Refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i don't get it.

Aristo
09-02-2000, 12:50 AM
Eh. Does anyone want to explain it to sillyazn? <roll eyes>

StonedWheat
09-02-2000, 02:57 AM
No No please don't.

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