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DaFunkyUnit
08-05-2004, 02:18 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/08/04/britain.jester.ap/index.html


LONDON, England (AP) -- English Heritage, guardian of various historic sites in Britain, is advertising for someone to be the nation's first court jester since 1649.

An ad appearing in Thursday's editions of The Times laid out the qualifications: "Must be mirthful and prepared to work summer weekends in 2005. Must have own outfit (with bells). Bladder on stick provided if required."

Auditions will be held Saturday at Stoneleigh Park in Warwickshire, and the winner will have to negotiate a salary, English Heritage said.

The court jester's position died along with King Charles I, who was executed by Oliver Cromwell's supporters in 1649. The monarchy was restored 11 years later, but the position of jester did not return.

"It is about time we had a jester again," said Tracy Borman, the agency's director of education, events and outreach.

"It is one of those roles that fell by the wayside when Cromwell made Britain a republic, but there is no reason not to bring it back now."

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seeing as how i'm surrounded by clowns here on G|A?, maybe London should just look here for their candidates.

nimj2323ck
08-05-2004, 02:23 PM
:nono: calling us clowns. how dare you!!













who do i call?

hoey222
08-05-2004, 03:24 PM
did anyone ask revil??? :D

welfareloser
08-05-2004, 05:20 PM
i'd totally do that. i'd get fired almost as quickly as i got hired, and it would all be soooo worth it.

usedillusion
08-05-2004, 06:40 PM
i make my 1 y/o niece into a jester by putting her multicolor pants on her head with her little bell toy. cute and confused, such a popular state these days.

bachviet
08-05-2004, 07:45 PM
did anyone ask revil??? :D
:stupid:

revil is perfect for the job. :gle: