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nickel

08-06-2004, 07:44 AM

Maarchk

08-06-2004, 07:50 AM

is it the worst pain ever? do you feel like you are gonna :puke: ?

here is a site (http://kickedindanuts.com/index2.html) where they kick guys in the nads and then show you the pics and vids.

does it make you sick just watching another guy get his berries bruised?
I would say its pretty painful. There is literally no defense there and so you are just beating on an organ. Definitely not a good thing. Also, i think it might be that your body knows tha this is an important part of you and so lots of people i know pass out right off even if it wasn't to hard a shot to them... But who knows.. Maybe boys are just wimps..

molecularfire

08-06-2004, 07:51 AM

I have heard people compare that pain with ovarian pain (kinda makes sense) but since I have no ovaries, I have no frame of reference to compare it to. It does hurt... more of a deep inside dull pain than a sharp or superficial pain. Never made me feel like puking though... and have never come near passing out from it... just makes you bend over for a little while till the pain subsides.

revil

08-06-2004, 07:52 AM

you get used to it after a while. :shifty:

zenbooty

08-06-2004, 07:55 AM

Its a pain that is unique from all other types of injuries. When you're first hit there, you don't feel anything at first, but your system sorta goes into a shock, as it subconsiously knows what's coming. Its more than just a pain, though. There's a hollowness, a completely empty feeling in your guts that washes over you, and your stomach goes queasy and you become short of breath. The pain comes, and lingers for a good long time. It takes a number of minutes to completely subside, and the queasiness and hollowness (like your guts just got vacuumed out of you) subside only slowly along with it. And yeah, the pain itself is like a strong but dull aching right in your scrotum.

ray

08-06-2004, 08:04 AM

short of breath. not good. feels bad. ow.

Jihforce

08-06-2004, 08:06 AM

chest tube is more painful than a kick in the nads.

molecularfire

08-06-2004, 08:07 AM

Hopefully, I will never find out. What happened that you needed a chest tube?

Oh... btw... one thing that I was always curious about... has any women ever gotten kicked or hit hard there (the area where they would have nads were they men)? I was wondering how that would feel.

nickel

08-06-2004, 08:18 AM

yes, in soccer i did. the chick missed the ball and hit me there full on. i don't think it was near the pain you guys are describing.

DarkFury

08-06-2004, 08:33 AM

Put much a full shot the nads feels like some has grabbed your lower intestines... and ripped them up through your stomach and over your head...

More or less... it is a sensation that has deep throbbing waves of pain that makes you feel like your next breath will be your last. It hurts to walk, it hurts to sit... pretty much it hurts to live for like the next 15 minutes to an hour. :eek:

My worst incident involved gettin hit in the nads playing baseball and I wasn't wearing a cup (yeah... my bad, but I was like 12 or so..) I swear, I thought I was gonna friggin' die right there on the field... :2far:

Oh... btw... one thing that I was always curious about... has any women ever gotten kicked or hit hard there (the area where they would have nads were they men)? I was wondering how that would feel.

I'd imagine to them it would feel about the same as us gettin' kicked in the upper thigh without being a direct shot to "da boyz"... Still hurts, but doesn't double you over in excruciating pain.

Jeffbx

08-06-2004, 08:47 AM

Imagine that Mike Tyson gave you a full on punch right in the stomach, but it hurts more & the pain lasts longer.

Jihforce

08-06-2004, 08:55 AM

Hopefully, I will never find out. What happened that you needed a chest tube?

I had a collapsed lung back in March. The tube was the size of my ring finger, lodge between my ribs and into my lungs to extract the air out. So painful that even morphine doesn't take away the pain.

revil

08-06-2004, 09:00 AM

Imagine that Mike Tyson gave you a full on punch right in the stomach, but it hurts more & the pain lasts longer.
Although, remember ladies, if you are trying to escape from an attacker, addreniline helps us ignore that pain for a while. So your kicking him in the nads will just make your attacker angry. It's better to go for more vital organs like the throat and eyes.

molecularfire

08-06-2004, 09:09 AM

I had a collapsed lung back in March. The tube was the size of my ring finger, lodge between my ribs and into my lungs to extract the air out. So painful that even morphine doesn't take away the pain.
wow, how'd you collapse your lung?

nickel

08-06-2004, 09:09 AM

Although, remember ladies, if you are trying to escape from an attacker, addreniline helps us ignore that pain for a while. So your kicking him in the nads will just make your attacker angry. It's better to go for more vital organs like the throat and eyes.
the throat is a vital organ? i am being serious here, a kick to the throat will put a guy down? i can see a jab to the eyes working.

molecularfire

08-06-2004, 09:14 AM

The throat isn't technically an organ but if you can hit a guy there you should be able to stop a guy long enough to get away. Unless the guy happens to be lying down, never try to kick anybody in the throat. Too far a distance, you'll never get to it in time and you'll be vulnerable while kicking because you're on one foot. All he has to do is walk up close to you and will be able to easilly knock you to the floor (probably not the position you want to be in that situation). As a general rule, the face is a good way to go... gouge the eyes, nose, throat, stuff that will slow him down long enough to get away.

Jihforce

08-06-2004, 09:19 AM

wow, how'd you collapse your lung?
I was walking down the street and someone tried to rob me, I managed to brake his jaw, but he managed to stab me in the process.....

hehehe no, not really. :P Its called a spontanous pneumothorax....just happens. I was just working on some stuff, went over to chat with my wife and before you know it, i felt a sharp pain going thru my shoulder blade to the front of my chest...and next thing i know, spent 10 days in the hospital, 2 surgeries and got drugged up pretty nicely too :D

nickel

08-06-2004, 09:44 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/smilie_kickednutz.gif
no one has answered how they feel if they see another guy take it to the nuts.
do you feel his pain?

billxp

08-06-2004, 09:55 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/smilie_kickednutz.gif
no one has answered how they feel if they see another guy take it to the nuts.
do you feel his pain?
No don't feel his pain. That site is sick. Whos gonna pay to watch that. Wait I really don't want to know.

Now start talking about castration or a catheter that makes me cringe.

kei2

08-06-2004, 09:59 AM

No watching it happen to somebody else can be funny. I don't think I'd empathize even though (because?) I know it hurts so much.

nickel

08-06-2004, 10:00 AM

No don't feel his pain. That site is sick. Whos gonna pay to watch that. Wait I really don't want to know.

pssst - all the vids on that site play except for the first one.

billxp

08-06-2004, 10:06 AM

pssst - all the vids on that site play except for the first one.
pssst I knew that. :)

I'll admit I do find these funny in a Jackass sorta way.

Sicker thing is some freaks actually pay to get kicked. No I don't want to know who here has paid to have that done either :rolleyes:

Jeffbx

08-06-2004, 12:48 PM

It's not painful to watch because those dopes are stupid enough to let someone do it to them. It's the unexpected ones that make me cringe...

DarkFury

08-06-2004, 12:52 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/smilie_kickednutz.gif
no one has answered how they feel if they see another guy take it to the nuts.
do you feel his pain?
Well yeah... in a way.

Shots like that can make us wince... just thinkin' about it, however with the current WWE matches and such where low blows are more and more comonplace, we have become more "desensitized" to seeing it on TV...

Now in person... yah... that would really make me wince to see that.

guiseppewv

08-06-2004, 01:28 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/smilie_kickednutz.gif
no one has answered how they feel if they see another guy take it to the nuts.
do you feel his pain?

If that guy wasn't voluntarily taking one in the family jewels I would feel bad for him but if he is stupid enough to take a shot there then I hope it stops him from reproducing. Hey.....you.....outta the gene pool.

molecularfire

08-06-2004, 01:29 PM

Nah, seeing stuff like that doesn't make me wince... but then, I am a pretty cold individual... I don't feel much sympathy for people irrespective of what they go through. When I see stuff like that, the only thing that goes through my mind is better him than me.

hehehe no, not really. Its called a spontanous pneumothorax....just happens. I was just working on some stuff, went over to chat with my wife and before you know it, i felt a sharp pain going thru my shoulder blade to the front of my chest...and next thing i know, spent 10 days in the hospital, 2 surgeries and got drugged up pretty nicely too
How'd you get a spontaneous pneumothorax? Did they ever figure out what caused it? Did you have something that made you predisposed to it? Do you smoke? etc...

revil

08-06-2004, 05:36 PM

the throat is a vital organ? i am being serious here, a kick to the throat will put a guy down? i can see a jab to the eyes working.
Why would you even think about kicking his throat?

Grubbie

08-06-2004, 06:52 PM

Getting kicked in the balls hurts like hell, but it really depends, was it just a glance, and hurts for a quick second or was it full on. If it was full on, it can hurt, it really depends, You can get dropped to the ground and barely move cause it hurts so much or you can walk it off depends on how hard they are hit. Baseball or soccer ball both hurt like hell.

nickel

08-06-2004, 10:13 PM

Why would you even think about kicking his throat?

i wouldn't. i was going by what you had posted and wondered why YOU said it.

Although, remember ladies, if you are trying to escape from an attacker, addreniline helps us ignore that pain for a while. So your kicking him in the nads will just make your attacker angry. It's better to go for more vital organs like the throat and eyes.

kicking someone in the throat would hafta be the stupidest move possible.

Burzhui

08-06-2004, 10:54 PM

i agree with what DF said, it feels like all your intestines have just been ripped out of your anus, you wanna vomit, you want to sh1t, you want to pass out all at the same time... and 15 minutes later you want to emasculate the person that kicked you

revil

08-06-2004, 11:07 PM

i wouldn't. i was going by what you had posted and wondered why YOU said it.
I said it's better to go for the throat or eyes. I never said kick. if you think it's easier to kick em in the throat or eyes, go for it.

Grubbie

08-06-2004, 11:32 PM

revil

08-06-2004, 11:39 PM

B. Do what revil said and go for another part, I saw a good kick to the side of the knee blowing out some ligaments.
Oh, good point, that's one of the easiest joints to break.

nickel

08-07-2004, 05:59 AM

I said it's better to go for the throat or eyes. I never said kick. if you think it's easier to kick em in the throat or eyes, go for it.
you ass, you suggested the throat/eyes in the first place.
i never even brought it up.

revil

08-07-2004, 06:17 AM

you ass, you suggested the throat/eyes in the first place.
i never even brought it up.
yes. you did.

the throat is a vital organ? i am being serious here, a kick to the throat will put a guy down? i can see a jab to the eyes working.You were the one who suggested actually kicking it. I just said go for it. It's not my fault you assume stupid things.

nickel

08-07-2004, 06:27 AM

Although, remember ladies, if you are trying to escape from an attacker, addreniline helps us ignore that pain for a while. So your kicking him in the nads will just make your attacker angry. It's better to go for more vital organs like the throat and eyes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/smilie_kickednutz.gif = revil

kimchicowboy

08-07-2004, 06:27 AM

i got pegged there with a tennis ball and i was down and out in a fetal position for awhile. "MEDIC!"

revil

08-07-2004, 06:34 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/numbnutz/smilies/smilie_kickednutz.gif = revil Hey now, even though stupid people usually resort to violence, I know you are above that. Besides, it wouldn't phase me....

you get used to it after a while. :shifty:

billxp

08-07-2004, 07:17 AM

Hey now, even though stupid people usually resort to violence, I know you are above that. Besides, it wouldn't phase me....
Plus you have to have them for them to hurt. j/k

You left yourself so wide open LOL

molecularfire

08-07-2004, 09:27 AM

If a chick is being attacked I would.

A. Don't punch him in the nads, but grab and pull, only problem with that, the attacker will probably just punch you in the face and knock you out....

B. Do what revil said and go for another part, I say a good kick to the side of the knee blowing out some ligaments.

C. Scream like a little girl and hope somebody helps.
Good point about the knee. Be careful when you do it not to get your legs tangled in his though... remember, you're not trying to win the fight, just slow him down enough for you to get the heck away. Last thing you want is to be wrestling him on the floor. Making a lot of noise is also a great idea... even if nobody helps it might be enough to scare him away.

Jihforce

08-07-2004, 10:53 AM

How'd you get a spontaneous pneumothorax? Did they ever figure out what caused it? Did you have something that made you predisposed to it? Do you smoke? etc...

Don't know. The doctors said that it normally happens to tall young slender men, but women and other men are not excluded. Some people are even born like this. They do say that smoking, asthma and other lung diseases increase your chance of getting a collapsed lung tho. I don't smoke or drink much so its kinda of weird. I don't really fit in the "high risk" category at all. :shrug:

molecularfire

08-07-2004, 06:52 PM

Well... being tall and thin is a risk factor. What nationality are you

btw... if I am getting too intrusive, please tell me. Don't mean to be, just curious.

Houdini

08-08-2004, 08:28 PM

Well... being tall and thin is a risk factor. What nationality are you

btw... if I am getting too intrusive, please tell me. Don't mean to be, just curious.

Several of the patients I've seen with spont. pneumos were smoking marijuana at the time, and my surgeon buddies say that many of the VATS cases they do for pneumos are related to MJ smoking also...the whole breath holding then coughing thing.

Then again, some people just drop lungs for no apparent reason.

Cantacuzene

08-08-2004, 08:47 PM

If a chick is being attacked...

She should pull out her pepper spray/mace and blind the bastard. And if the guy is immune to that, he must be a real psycho and nothing you could do short of killing him will help you. Thats why I recommend women get concealed weapons permits if your state allows and carry a small revolver in your purse. Make sure you practice with it enough at the range to get good enough to make it valuable in that situation. Its a scary world, and if I were a female I wouldnt count on a shot to the balls to even finger nails to the eyes of stopping a lunatic.

Houdini

08-08-2004, 09:13 PM

She should pull out her pepper spray/mace and blind the bastard. And if the guy is immune to that, he must be a real psycho and nothing you could do short of killing him will help you. Thats why I recommend women get concealed weapons permits if your state allows and carry a small revolver in your purse. Make sure you practice with it enough at the range to get good enough to make it valuable in that situation. Its a scary world, and if I were a female I wouldnt count on a shot to the balls to even finger nails to the eyes of stopping a lunatic.

I agree with Canta. Many states now allow CCW permits and have reciprocity with other states. I know several people who legally carry. If I were a woman I'd definitely consider it.

molecularfire

08-09-2004, 07:32 AM

My opinion... only carry a weapon if you think you would be able to use it if necessary. Never carry a weapon that you are not willing to use... you're just carrying it for someone to use on you.

nickel

08-09-2004, 07:49 AM

Jihforce

08-09-2004, 11:17 AM

Well... being tall and thin is a risk factor. What nationality are you

btw... if I am getting too intrusive, please tell me. Don't mean to be, just curious.

Taiwnese. Don't think I quite fit the "tall & thin" description either since I'm 5'10 & 170. :shrug:

molecularfire

08-09-2004, 11:44 AM

Sadly enough, compared to me that is tall and thin. :cry:

DarkFury

08-09-2004, 01:07 PM

Sadly enough, compared to me that is tall and thin. :cry:

Cartman... is that you? :eek:

(Just kidding... :D )

Houdini

08-09-2004, 02:31 PM

My opinion... only carry a weapon if you think you would be able to use it if necessary. Never carry a weapon that you are not willing to use... you're just carrying it for someone to use on you.

Agree with that also. If you do decide to carry, consider taking a CCW course and spend LOTS of time at the range until you're comfortable. It's a huge responsibility, but it can be a lifesaver (literally). Same goes with tasers, especially the newer ones. If you're uncomfortable or incompetent, you could be at a big disadvantage, despite having a weapon.

yippiekiyeh

08-10-2004, 03:46 PM

All I have to say is, it must be pretty painful when other guys see another guy get it in the gonads, everyguy there will wince in pain.

Yossarian

08-10-2004, 08:12 PM

DarkFury

08-10-2004, 09:15 PM

it hurts bad. in a pratice, i went for a dunk and laded on a teamates shoulder full nutage. i then fell off, landed on my back, and ankle. i was out for a week with a sprained ankle and limped for about 3 days

Sorry man... but I had to snicker at the thought of picturing all of that happening at once...

Once again... I apologize. :hehehmm:

Cantacuzene

08-10-2004, 09:42 PM

My opinion... only carry a weapon if you think you would be able to use it if necessary. Never carry a weapon that you are not willing to use... you're just carrying it for someone to use on you.

Definitly agree also. If you can't handle a pistol then definitly get pepper spray. That stuff is harsh. I was on a bus once when someone in the front sprayed it. One little spray was enough to have everyone on the bus crying and coughing. We had to pull over and all get out and wait for the police. That was just one spray about 30 feet away. I couldnt imagine what a big shot of it right in your face would feel like.

molecularfire

08-11-2004, 08:55 AM

DarkFury

08-11-2004, 09:04 AM

What about pepper spray AND a kick to the nads... :eek:

Talk about gettin' "Hot sauce with your crushed nuts"... :eek:

Cantacuzene

08-11-2004, 11:18 AM

The problem with pepper spray is that after a couple of shots, you can get used to it (it still hurts, but not enough to stop someone). I've gotten sprayed only once and it brought me down, but I have some friends who can still keep going after getting a spray.

Oh I know. Real psychos arent affected by it much. Thats why I suggested getting a gun before. Heck, you could get Mace or something even harsher than pepper spray. But I'm not sure mace is legal in all states.

Houdini

08-11-2004, 12:39 PM

Oh I know. Real psychos arent affected by it much. Thats why I suggested getting a gun before. Heck, you could get Mace or something even harsher than pepper spray. But I'm not sure mace is legal in all states.

True, but guns (CCW) are legal in many states, with the notable exception of California, where you must be a celebrity or a (Democrat) senator to be worthy of a permit. ;)

molecularfire

08-12-2004, 07:42 AM

Yeah, but in California they also don't allow you to have nunchuks.

Yossarian

08-12-2004, 11:00 AM

Sorry man... but I had to snicker at the thought of picturing all of that happening at once...

Once again... I apologize. :hehehmm:
no problem, i'm sure it did look funny, cause i biffed the dunk as well