ok, that's it - i am giving up men

[nickel]

they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.

so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....

at least through the weekend.... if i can make it. :D

[faither]

they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?

Women are. Just ask any guy! :cheers:

[LegendKiller]

We aren't all that hard to figure out.

Sex
Beer
Big TV
Computer
Car



Was that that hard?

[revil]

Sex
Beer
Big TV
Computer
Car
you forgot boobies.

[cheapie]

they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.

so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....

at least through the weekend.... if i can make it. :D


come on girl. give us details!

[Maarchk]

Perhaps it is the specific man and not just men... Some girls can be confusing but i know a few who are more then willing to tell you whats going on.. Or perhaps you are chasing guys that you think you want to be with when in fact its not the best fit... Either way, i wouldn't swear them off yet... I am sure there are like 2 maybe 3 good ones left in the world.

[revil]

She couldn't have me, so she turned to Lesbianism. Unlike Twee, who is content with stalking me.

[Merlin]

We aren't all that hard to figure out.

Sex
Beer
Big TV
Computer
Car



Was that that hard?

Don't forget peace and quiet.

And remember never to ask us to go to weddings or your parents place. And don't ask too many questions.

[brainsmile]

ok now... I'm with nickel... I'm giving up on men too :P

[mcs328]

Must... :happy: control... :drool: lesbo... :lick: thoughts...

[LegendKiller]

Don't forget peace and quiet.

And remember never to ask us to go to weddings or your parents place. And don't ask too many questions.


How could I forget peace and quiet!


My fiance always asks why men take so long in the bathroom. I tell her I read a magazine in there because its the only place I can lock the door and sit alone.


I bet Nickel always goes for those "Bad Boy" types, which is why she is having so many problems.

Steph lived with a bunch of snooty biotches during junior year (some where pretty hot), that found out I worked in computers, which suddenly made me a leper. They all dated bad boy drinkers. Funny, none are married and all are still dating losers.


Geeks rule!


LK

[DarkFury]

Wow.. pretty drastic statement from 5cent... :hmm:

[Emqtee]

I have pretty much given up on men also nickel. My life is less exciting but not as stressful! In my experience though men tend to say what they mean. It is how we are interpreting what they say that can be different.

[nimj2323ck]

Must... :happy: control... :drool: lesbo... :lick: thoughts...
:stupid:

[cheapie]

$.05: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?

Him: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

$.05: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)

Him: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.

$.05: Will I, will I see you later?

Him: Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.

$.05 grabs on to him and begs him not to go as he leaves, making a spectacle of herself.

Him: Auf Wiedersehen, baby.

[InfiniteNothing]

I have pretty much given up on men also nickel. My life is less exciting but not as stressful! In my experience though men tend to say what they mean. It is how we are interpreting what they say that can be different.
As long as you admit it's your fault.


Nickel always goes for those "Bad Boy" types, which is why she is having so many problems.


Geeks rule!


LK

Seriously NB, do a nerd

[nimj2323ck]

Seriously NB, do a nerd
:wavey2:

[DarkFury]

$.05: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?

Him: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

$.05: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)

Him: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.

$.05: Will I, will I see you later?

Him: Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.

$.05 grabs on to him and begs him not to go as he leaves, making a spectacle of herself.

Him: Auf Wiedersehen, baby.

"Dayuum man... they said you was hung"

"They's was right... :D "

[cheapie]

i KNEW you'd get it and reply.

[lights]

I bet Nickel always goes for those "Bad Boy" types, which is why she is having so many problems.

i think EVERY girl goes for the bad boy type!!

[molecularfire]

they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.

so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....

at least through the weekend.... if i can make it. :D
I actually agree with you here. Never figured out what girls see in guys to begin with. They are the hotter gender. Heck, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too. :wavey2:

[InfiniteNothing]

I actually agree with you here. Never figured out what girls see in guys to begin with. They are the hotter gender. Heck, if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian too. :wavey2:
We obviously have the more fun genitalia

[Merlin]

Never figured out what girls see in guys to begin with.

Let's see, we....
-take out the trash
-can reach things on the top shelf
-can squish spiders
-know how to put oil in the car
-move furniture

Basically they love us because they need someone to do the heavy labor.

[Maarchk]

Not to mention the back rubs we give, the baths we draw, and the big lift you off the ground hugs when you are feeling down... Guys have there moments.. all 2 of them.

[molecularfire]

We obviously have the more fun genitalia
I highly suggest that you spend more time playing with female geintalia. They can be quite entertaining.

[eSDee]

Try the "hard to get" approach.

[usedillusion]

Nickel, have you ever "broke on through to the other side," if you know what I mean. If not, you should ;)

But really, I don't think men are all that confusing. i don't even think they're worse than us. in fact, lots of times they're more forthright, while we insist on dealing with issues in a roundabout way (like me with my conniving/brooding nature :fal: ) . I think it's just that men are more often in it for the challenge. once they've achieved their goal, it's more of a feat to keep them interested, and what you once saw as good qualities can be obscured by your new 'relationship' status and all it entails.

lots of my friends complain about the unloyal, straying type guys, but i've only experienced guys who were attentive... leading to borderline obsessive. some people think that's a better deal, but there's a lot of small print that comes to 'stalk' you later. :hmm:

[InfiniteNothing]

I highly suggest that you spend more time playing with female geintalia. They can be quite entertaining.
Yes but where's the mischeif

[ialsohaveadream]

How could I forget peace and quiet!

My fiance always asks why men take so long in the bathroom. I tell her I read a magazine in there because its the only place I can lock the door and sit alone.

LK

Amen! There's nothing quite like a quiet bathroom with something to read.

[Emqtee]

As long as you admit it's your fault.


Yeah I don't have a problem admitting it. . . I am not a man :P

[InfiniteNothing]

Yeah I don't have a problem admitting it. . . I am not a man :P
We don't have a problem admitting things. We're never wrong because we think before we speak.

[oblongmelon]

so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....

at least through the weekend.... if i can make it. :D
Betting windows open at 9pm eastern time. Five dollars across the board says she doesnt make it..

[cheapie]

five bucks says she doesn't make it until the betting windows open!

[Lolita]

We obviously have the more fun genitalia

but ours doesn't get us into as much trouble

[nickel]

place your bets suckas, i'm still holding out.

i think eSDee is right.. i should play hard to get. he does, and it makes me pursue him all the more. good logic.

[brainsmile]

ha ha... eSDee is playing hard to get? ? ?

[DarkFury]

but ours doesn't get us into as much trouble

Until you sell it... :shifty: :D

[Lolita]

Until you sell it... :shifty: :D

:neartears I don't wanna sell mine, I like it

[Jeffbx]

That's OK, most people don't want to buy one, they just want to rent it for a little while.

[ski]

That's OK, most people don't want to buy one, they just want to rent it for a little while.
Most people borrow (free) ;)

[DarkFury]

:neartears I don't wanna sell mine, I like it
It's more like a "lease/rental" program per se....

Terms are generally negotiable. :naughty:


As long as it doesn't have high mileage or too many previous "renters/leasors"... :eek:

[revil]

As long as it doesn't have high mileage or too many previous "renters/leasors"... :eek:
What if the property is damaged?

[ray]

What if the property is damaged?

Well, there's always the opportunity to fully inspect the property before leasing or renting it.

[DarkFury]

What if the property is damaged?
Was the previous renter Kobe by chance? :hmm:

"Celebrity visited" might be a sellling point... :shifty: (or not... :eek: )

[nickel]

aaaaack! this thread has run amok.

typical :P

[Maarchk]

Rent to own perhaps? :P

[DankNstickY]

but ours doesn't get us into as much trouble

but yours makes trouble, which u only give us 9 months to run as far away as possible.

[kimchicowboy]

Let's see, we....
-take out the trash
-can reach things on the top shelf
-can squish spiders
-know how to put oil in the car
-move furniture

Basically they love us because they need someone to do the heavy labor.
well, i for one don't squish spiders. i hate spiders. the lady's on her own there. hehe.

[JackHammer]

they think WE are the sex that is hard to figure out, hard to read?
nuh-uh, they take the cake.

so i am giving up on them.... not going to converse with them.... not going to try and figure out what they mean....

at least through the weekend.... if i can make it. :D

Nickel send me a picture so I can tell you if you need to give up on men. :P

[Nija]

What if the property is damaged?
the property is always damaged.

[nickel]

Nickel send me a picture so I can tell you if you need to give up on men. :P
all bets are off as of last night

and JH, whatchu talkin bout? :|

[brain]

$.05: Would you care for another schnitzengruben?

Him: No, thank you. Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben.

$.05: Well then, uh, how about a little, uh ... (she whispers in his ear)

Him: Baby please. I am not from Havana. Excuse me honey. Besides, I'm late for work. I've got some heavy chores to do.

$.05: Will I, will I see you later?

Him: Well, it all depends on how much Vitamin E I can get my hands on.

$.05 grabs on to him and begs him not to go as he leaves, making a spectacle of herself.

Him: Auf Wiedersehen, baby.

Ah... Blazing Saddles... a classic!

[Kevster]

Nickel,

If you are going to give up men, then please - think of the puppies ;)

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader/uploads/puppies.jpg

[RichSPK]

Gah! My head is going to explode! A few tips for women (maybe men, too, if applicable):
-Don't call him every 2 or 3 hours (even more if I stop answering),
-Don't ask him to analyze every compliment ("How do I 'do it for you'?"),
-If he's stupid enough to say he wants to spend the rest of his life with you, don't press him to repeat the statement every sing-diddley-ingle day,
-Don't start discussing marriage after two weeks,
-Allow him some time to himself once in a while, perhaps even a whole day!,
-Take off your rings before giving him a hand-job. A scab on the side of Wee Willy will make romantic rendevous far less appealing to him until things heal.

Sorry for being sexist and/or crass, but I'm frustrated. Life was so much simpler when I was alone. She really is a nice girl; I'm just getting too much of a good thing.

[nickel]

Gah! My head is going to explode! A few tips for women (maybe men, too, if applicable):
-Don't call him every 2 or 3 hours (even more if I stop answering),
-Don't ask him to analyze every compliment ("How do I 'do it for you'?"),
-If he's stupid enough to say he wants to spend the rest of his life with you, don't press him to repeat the statement every sing-diddley-ingle day,
-Don't start discussing marriage after two weeks,
-Allow him some time to himself once in a while, perhaps even a whole day!,
-Take off your rings before giving him a hand-job. A scab on the side of Wee Willy will make romantic rendevous far less appealing to him until things heal.

Sorry for being sexist and/or crass, but I'm frustrated. Life was so much simpler when I was alone. She really is a nice girl; I'm just getting too much of a good thing.
i think YOU need some tips Bucko.
you should dump her if she frustrates you so much, or let her know straight up she is smothering you.
and what's up with the rings causing a wound on your willie? boy, you are letting this girl have her way in a BAD way! wow :gle: