CuzimRoysMom
08-17-2004, 08:59 AM
After having their 11th child, a Red Neck couple
decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,was
to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Red Neck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a
firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in South Carolina and some parts of Texas.
decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his
wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor,was
to go home, get a firecracker, light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Red Neck said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a firecracker in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a
firecracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up
to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in South Carolina and some parts of Texas.